Chapter 101: Do You Want to Covet My Girlfriend's Body?
Seeing that Li Xiaotian was stunned, Yutu pouted: "They suddenly fought over one thing, and I knew that it must have come from you when I thought about it." ”
"Can you guess that?" asked Li Xiaotian with a look of astonishment on his face.
"Hmph, I'm not stupid, it must be a good thing, hurry up and take it out. Jade Rabbit said triumphantly.
Sighing, Li Xiaotian said helplessly: "This thing is not suitable for girls......
"I don't believe it, so hurry up and take it out, or I won't give you the exercises." ”
Li Xiaotian was a little speechless, but thinking that the customer was God, Li Xiaotian still took out the Chinese cigarettes he was carrying from his pocket and handed them to Yutu.
Yutu nodded with satisfaction, handed Li Xiaotian a small bottle and a booklet, and explained: "This exercise of mine is a inherited version, and it can only be used by one person, and you can't pass it on to others if you want to." ”
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host for successfully trading a pack of Chinese cigarettes and obtaining the exercise "Great Zhou Tianxing Qi Method". ”
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host for successfully trading five Chaotian Peppers and obtaining five Gathering Spirit Pills. ”
"Ding!"
"Discover the exercise "Great Zhou Tianxing Qi Method". ”
"Don't learn!"
"System, spend 10,000 federal coins to detect the Gathering Elixir!"
"Ding!"
"Detecting ......"
"Gathering Spirit Pill: When Chang'e is bored, she uses waste residue to refine the Xuan-level high-grade elixir, which has the best effect for monks below the foundation realm, which can make the aura around the user's body a hundred times richer for three days, and it is an auxiliary cultivation elixir. ”
When you're bored?
This string of words made Li Xiaotian feel deeply powerless, the other party could refine the Xuan-level high-grade pill so casually, so how strong was the real strength of the other party?
Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang, this is the level of the pill mentioned in "Treatise on Typhoid Fever and Miscellaneous Diseases", as for the Hong-level pill he got last time, Li Xiaotian didn't know what level it was, but he knew that it was very awesome.
And "Treatise on Typhoid Fever and Miscellaneous Diseases" also has a heritage of alchemy, but Zhang Zhongjing is not good at alchemy, so Li Xiaotian feels that he is lucky to be able to practice a low-level pill to cure diseases.
After being shocked for a while, Li Xiaotian calmed down, after all, he was a fairy of Guanghan Palace, or an immortal, and it was normal to have this kind of alchemy strength. Thinking like this, Li Xiaotian felt a lot more comfortable in his heart, and happily threw the "Great Zhou Tianxing Qi Method" and the Gathering Spirit Pill into the system space.
On the other side, Yutu, who got the cigarette, was very happy, jumped out of Chang'e's arms, and said excitedly: "Hurry up, hurry up, stall owner Li quickly tell me how to use this thing, is it for food?"
Later, under Li Xiaotian's explanation, Yutu successfully knew how to smoke, and he hurriedly lit one for himself.
"Hmm....... cough cough cough ...... cough cough cough ......"
Just took a sip, and Yutu suddenly coughed violently.
Seeing this, Li Xiaotian hurriedly went up and patted Yutu's back, and said helplessly: "I said that this thing is not suitable for girls." ”
"I don't believe it!" Yutu was ruthless in his heart, stuffed it into his mouth again, and sucked it violently, "cough, cough, cough, cough......"
After coughing for a while, Yutu shouted at Li Xiaotian dissatisfiedly: "I said Li stall master, what kind of cigarette are you? Sun Monkey, can they fight for this thing? Are you cheating on me?"
"It's true, if you don't believe it, you can ask the Great Sage. "Li Xiaotian is speechless, how many times have you explained to you, this thing is not suitable for girls, you still have to try, and now you still complain about me?
Yutu's face was full of disbelief: "Did they really fight for this thing?
"Really. Li Xiaotian replied weakly.
"You didn't lie to me, did you?"
"Not really. ”
"Sister Chang'e, did you say he lied to me?"
"Nope. ”
Hearing Chang'e's answer, Yutu was a little depressed, and said with a sad face: "Sister Chang'e, I lost it, I bought a useless thing." ”
Hearing this, Chang'e glanced at the jade rabbit and said lightly, "Who asked you to buy it?"
"I won't return it!" Seeing Yutu looking at him pitifully, Li Xiaotian hurriedly said.
"Hmph, stingy ghost, if you don't retreat, you won't retreat, it's not just an exercise, this rabbit doesn't matter!" Yutu snorted coldly, and then jumped back into Chang'e's arms, "Sister Chang'e, let's go!"
Chang'e gave Li Xiaotian an apologetic look, and then slowly flew towards the sky.
Touching the cold sweat on his head, Li Xiaotian was really afraid that Yutu would be unhappy and beat him, looking at Nantianmen a little farther away, thinking about his harvest this time, Li Xiaotian showed a happy smile, this heavenly realm is really a good place!
Immediately he puffed out his mouth, pretended to have something in his mouth, and shouted in his heart:
"I'm going back to the human world!"
......
"Every day, don't be in a daze, don't close your eyes, eat quickly. ”
After Li Xiaotian opened his eyes, he found that Zhang Jingya was still looking at him with affection, and then saw Fang Le, who was gritting his teeth and staring at him, and he was speechless.
Then he chewed twice as if he had something in his mouth, then swallowed a mouthful of saliva in the surprised eyes of everyone, and smiled slightly: "How can I refuse what Yaya gave me to eat? ”
Everyone only felt a pain in the chrysanthemum, and couldn't help but sigh that it was really not easy to be the boyfriend of the school flower.
And Fang Le on the first seat looked at the two of them angrily.
Seeing that the atmosphere began to get tense again, the fat man hurriedly played a round: "Let's eat first, and there will be arrangements for Leshao later." ”
"Where's the arrangement?" asked a cute-looking girl.
"You'll know later, eat first, eat first. ”
Soon, the meal came to an end.
Fang Le calmed down at this time, got up and raised his cup to drink it all, and smiled slightly: "I'm honored that you can take time out of your busy schedule to attend my birthday party, let's have a birthday cake below." ”
After saying that, he clapped his hands, and the lights in the whole room dimmed.
Then a glittering cart was pushed in, and a large five-tiered cake was placed on it.
“happy bi
thday to you......”
Seeing this scene, everyone stood up and sent birthday wishes to Fang Le around the car.
In the middle, Fang Le enjoyed this scene very much, his mouth was about to crack open, and he pressed his hands: "Thank you, thank you, I want to say something to you here today, I want to ...... to Jingya"
However, before he could finish speaking, a voice came coldly:
"You want to covet my girlfriend's body, do you?"