Chapter 2089 Just Like Your Serious Nonsense!
Although it was time for dinner, the summer heat had not yet faded.
In front of the fisherman's restaurant, a big man, just lying on the ground, looking up at the sky, crying, wow, wow!
How embarrassing it is, how embarrassing it is!
However, Chen Shaohua cried so unscrupulously, and the more he cried, the louder he became!
Yang Fei looked around speechlessly.
There were people around pointing in this direction, and some of them were bold and wanted to come close to watch, but they were chased away by the rats.
Yang Fei picked up the mineral water on the ground, unscrewed the bottle cap, and poured Chen Shaohua's head down.
Chen Shaohua stopped crying in an instant, got up with a bone, and said angrily: "Yang Fei, what are you doing?"
"Let you sober up!" Yang Fei sneered, "The fastest way to get a man out of grief is to give him another more exciting blow!
Chen Shaohua wiped the water droplets on his face and said, "Can't I cry for a while?
Yang Fei said: "Is it a failure? I don't think so, in the eyes of others, you are actually very successful! You were born with a golden key, and your career has been so successful, you want money and money, you have to be handsome and handsome, and the wife you marry is also a national fairy! I really don't know, what else is unsatisfactory about you as a person?"
"But my marriage is not happy! Alas, it's hard to say. Also, my favorite sister is now ignoring me! She's going to marry an old man! I can't care about her yet! How much do you say I'm a failure?"
"That's because you're asking for too much. Yang Fei said, "You have to understand one thing, you have more, not happiness, what you ask for less is the real happiness!"
"Why are you so successful? Do you have less?"
"Did I succeed?" Yang Fei said, "I'm just like you, and I'm also a failure! Okay, let's not be watched as a monkey here, let's go in and drink and chat at the same time, how about it?"
"You're in for a treat!"
"I'll please, I'll please, I'm not going to be poor! Let's go! I'm wet, does it matter? Do you want to change your clothes?"
"What are you afraid of with a little water! On this hot day, it will dry up on its own after a while!"
The two had just finished fighting, and like no one else, they walked into the fisherman's restaurant to eat together.
Chen Shaohua picked up the wine glass, drank three glasses in a row, sighed, and said, "Yang Fei, you say, what should I do?"
"Fight me again!"
“……”
"Shaohua, do you really want me to give you an idea?"
"I know you're smart! I know you have a lot of ideas! That's why I asked you!"
"Do you want to ask about the family, or do you want to ask about your sister?"
"I want to ask. ”
"I have nothing to do about my family. It is difficult for a clean official to cut off family affairs! I can only advise you to endure it if you can! Family harmony is the cornerstone of happiness in life!
"I can't bear it!"
"What did she do? to make you so unbearable?
"She dared to —— not. She's that kind of thing, how to put it, she's just too squeamish, like a little flower in a greenhouse, she doesn't do anything, I can bear it, I can ask someone to do it! Even if you're too lazy to even go to the bathroom, I can ask you to take care of you, and ask someone to wipe her ......."
"Stop! Don't talk about it! There's a picture!" Yang Fei slapped him.
She is the kind of pampered little princess, who can only rely on her for everything, and if she is a little unsatisfactory, she will get angry, ignore people, and run back to her parents' house! Then, her mother's family keeps calling me, as if I am the worst person in the world, and they love to bully their daughter! Then, after three days, she wants to ask me to go and she will come back! If she doesn't answer, she can't do it, saying that I am a man! Take it home, it won't be good for three or five days, and it will be unpleasant because of a little thing, continue to repeat the above process......"
"Hahaha! This day is too real! This is the end of marrying a princess! Do you think that if you marry a princess, you will live a happy life? That is just the beginning of your slavery!"
"Tell me, how can I live such a day? This is simply not a human life! Before getting married, when I got along with her, I thought it was quite normal, and at that time, she was still petty, so I coaxed her a few times, and then it was fine. I think it's quite emotional. Now it's a woman who is so annoying, too much, you must not ask for it!"
Yang Fei said with a smile: "A woman has her own benefits, she will be shy, she can make it flattering, and she has her own flavor!"
Chen Shaohua said: "Yes! It's okay to play, don't use it as a wife! A wife is not a wife!"
Yang Fei said: "When she is a little older, maybe it will be fine." ”
"A little older? Do you think she's still young? She is the same age as my sister! Really, if she compares with my sister, one is in the sky and the other is on the earth!"
"It's good to have a baby. ”
"I don't dare to think about having a baby! She usually has a little skin on her fingers, and she has to go to the hospital to stop the bleeding, get a tetanus, and have to recuperate for a few days, and she has the determination to have a baby? The elders have urged me I don't know how many times! You think I don't want to have children? I want to be a father too! But she doesn't want to! She said how painful it is to give birth......
Yang Fei smiled bitterly, thinking that a woman who did this, fortunately he didn't meet it!
It's not a kind of person, and it doesn't enter a door.
That kind of woman, even if she meets her, Yang Fei will naturally not be waiting to see her, so she can't get along together.
Chen Shaohua said sadly: "I have the heart to leave now!"
Yang Fei said: "Then leave! It's not that you can't marry a better one!"
"How can it be so easy! I only need to say one word to leave, and the sky has fallen! She can let the whole world know that it is mine or not! Then all the people come to persuade me, as if I have committed a heinous sin! Hey! I am now offering her as a little ancestor! Not to mention anything else, even the things that happen a few times a week, I have to be careful, for fear of hurting her, and for fear of letting her get pregnant!"
"It's good to be pregnant, you're stupid, you should let her get pregnant, a woman doesn't have a child once, and she never knows what life is all about!"
"Don't dare! If she is pregnant, she says she will kill me with a knife! Because I am afraid of pregnancy, the frequency of what I do with her has dropped no more!"
“……”
Li Juan, who was listening, couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Chen Shaohua shrugged his shoulders indifferently: "It's really funny, I also think I'm a joke!
Li Juan said: "What do you mean to be together? I was already with him!"
"You?" Chen Shaohua's eyes widened.
Yang Fei said: "Don't think about it! It's not the kind of relationship you think!"
Chen Shaohua said: "It seems that I also have to learn from you, the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside the house!"
Yang Fei coughed lightly: "Don't talk nonsense, Li Juan is a serious person." ”
Li Juan smiled and said: "It's okay, I just like to listen to Brother Chen's serious nonsense! I'm very happy to say it! Because what he said is exactly what I want to do but don't dare to do! Brother Chen, if you say more, I love to hear it!"
“……”
Chen Shaohua said: "Don't talk about my. You say, how to solve Ruoling's matter?"
Yang Fei said lightly: "Her business is even more done." ”