Looking at me standing in the middle of the room still in a daze, Zhang Yanqiu smiled and gently pushed me, "Don't be in a daze, go, go to the bathroom and wash yourself." ”

"What did you say?"

Zhang Yanqiu sat on the bed, "Do you still need to ask?"

I see, I'm going to pay off my debts.

Xiao Xia, Xiao Xia, how are you playing with your brother, you are really blind to my passion for you.

It's over, it's over.

Three hours later, I staggered out of the room with my tired body in tow.

Last night, the little fox tossed me a lot, and finally recuperated in the morning, and in less than three hours, I was tossed by this little goblin for a while, and said that he would not forget to kiss her to death.

Let me ask, what kind of macho man can withstand the crazy ravages of a woman like a wolf and a tiger? Such a glamorous blessing is a nightmare to me. But why can't I let go of them? One is a small man who can't let go of my heart, and the other is a big eye that I can't let go of emotionally, a big man. In this way, it seems that not all the "villains" who travel around me are "villains".

Outside the house, the old squad leader, Xiao Xia, and the dozen or so young people seemed to be waiting for me.

Seeing me like this, the old squad leader waved his hand, and suddenly seven or eight young people came up and put me on the off-road vehicle.

"Where are you going?" I asked the old squad leader next to me, panting.

"Didn't you say it yesterday, after this is done, continue to travel east and go to find Pan Fuqin. ”

Oh my God, this is the third girl I've ever kissed unconscious. I knew that there was a debt repayment today, and I really shouldn't have gone to her to be an assistant teacher. But the words have already been spoken, and they should not be withdrawn. What are big men afraid of, isn't it "sacrificing oneself to feed tigers and wolves?"

Natsu started the car.

The convoy began to run to a new destination.

Along the way, the old squad leader's mouth couldn't be idle, "I saw the recruitment plan of the two of you, basically it's okay, there is a person named Li Fenglan, who also graduated from a famous university, and it seems that he is studying file management, and he finally found a job suitable for his major, Gu heard that she was squeezed out of the family before she went to work, and then she married a mountain man, and gave birth to a bunch of babies in a few years, and you two plan to recruit her?"

I rolled over to make myself sit more comfortably, "I've sent someone to pick it up, even the children." ”

The old squad leader asked again, "Then this guy named Liu Kai, you two also want to recruit?" This kid is learning about sex, I'm afraid it's out of place." ”

"It's just a plan, and we're communicating with the relevant departments. Liu Kai, this kid is indeed an expert in this area, when he was still in middle school, he told me that he grew up to run a personality knowledge school, and said that if he had the power, he would send those male ** elements to foreign women's prisons. He is currently researching why a woman gives birth to a child who looks like her ex, who has not been in touch with her ex for five or six years. Are you weird?"

"That's not something I'm thinking about. ”

After the old squad leader finished speaking, he leaned back on the back of the chair and closed his eyes slightly.

After about 30 minutes of driving, the convoy drove into the small mountain village where Pan Fuqin was located. More than 30 years ago, the old squad leader was an educated youth here.

To the surprise of the old squad leader, there is not much change here, many houses are still green, and only three or four houses are brand new Beijing Ping.

Seeing all this in front of him, the old squad leader's face was grim, "Things are people, and many familiar faces are gone." ”

"Don't you know any of them?" Looking out the car window at the dozens of villagers who were watching us, I asked the old squad leader, "Can't they all play with the evaporation of the world?"

"Nonsense. ”

The old squad leader didn't pay any attention to me anymore.

In order to facilitate access and access, the convoy could not go any further. Then, everyone had to walk on the rugged path.

Under the guidance of a villager, our group walked into a dilapidated farmhouse courtyard and, in the words of the villager, "This is the home of the stupid daughter-in-law." ”

Needless to say, the stupid daughter-in-law is Pan Fuqin. So, why did this school girl, who was once kissed and fainted by me, become someone's stupid daughter-in-law?

All I know is a piece of information that Zhang Yanqiu told me: Pan Fuqin is married to an honest farmer who lives in this small mountain village called Tazigou. The two have been married for several years and have no children, that's all.

Let's talk about all the mysteries until we meet.

There is no need to look closely, the short, fat and black middle-aged man who came out of the house to greet us was Pan Fuqin's husband, and then Pan Fuqin, who was dressed in shabby clothes and had a dirty face, came out with him.

I saw her standing in front of us with a white flour pancake in one hand, a big yellow tooth, and a smirk, "Eat, eat, eat." ”

As soon as these two extremely embarrassing words came out, everyone except her husband was stunned.

I couldn't help but cry again.

Xiao Xia covered her face, said "wow", turned around and ran out, and then, several young people who came with her followed closely and helped her squat on the ground and vomited.

It was the old squad leader who broke the awkward atmosphere, "You," he pointed at the middle-aged man, "and your daughter-in-law went back to the house and changed their clothes." Then he shouted at me again, "What are you still stupid about? Go to the car and get a few pieces of your and Xiao Xia's clothes, hurry up." ”

Can I not listen to the old squad leader? I ran out of the farmhouse courtyard.

Ten minutes later, Pan Fuqin and his husband sat in the car wearing the new clothes I gave them.

"Take them to the hospital. The old squad leader said to the young man in the cab, "Give them a bath first, and then see a doctor." Then, he turned to the middle-aged man and said, "Your task is to take care of your daughter-in-law, and you don't have to worry about the rest." ”

The middle-aged man was moved to tears, he poked his head out of the car window, and put his mouth in the ear of the old squad leader, I don't know what he muttered, I can only think from the old squad leader's little face without a trace of smile, there must be a mysterious program here.

At this time, the middle-aged man retracted his head.

The old squad leader waved his hand, and the car ran towards Shaxian County like an arrow off the string.

"Xia," a smile appeared on the old squad leader's face, and he said to Xiao Xia, who had just stood up, "It's nothing, right? ”

Natsu and I shook our heads in unison.

"Alas. The old squad leader sighed, "It's really okay to take you." Follow behind everyone, no matter what happens, you have to protect Xiao Xia and don't leave Xiao Xia. Go, go. ”

Under the order, everyone, under the leadership of the old squad leader, went straight to an independent farm compound at the foot of the east mountain of the village.

When they entered the courtyard, they didn't see a single person. The old squad leader wandered around for a while, stopped his steps, pointed to an underground vegetable cellar, and said to everyone: "Right here, open the lid." ”

Several young people worked together to easily remove a stone of more than 100 catties from the lid of the kiln.

After the lid was opened, a peculiar smell came to the nose, and everyone invariably covered their noses. At this moment, I saw a woman with white hair and no cover on her body rushing out of the mouth of the vegetable kiln, and then one after another such women rushed out, and the last one was dragged up by everyone. According to a little statistics, there are eight such women, the youngest is sixteen years old, and the oldest is thirty-one or twelve years old. Four of them are also university graduates. There is no need to waste pen and ink, I estimate that three-year-old children know that they are all victims, which is worse than "The White-Haired Girl".

Since then, a sex crime organization with direct blood relationship has been cracked by us. It's called beating a rabbit with grass. The grass didn't hug much, but it hit a big rabbit.

The old squad leader and everyone "whistleblower, that is, Pan Fuqin's husband" have been vigorously praised and publicized by relevant departments and many media, especially the old squad leader, whose image looks like a lewd man, has tens of millions of fans, and has really become an Internet celebrity.

This man really can't look at it.

As for me, it's still that hanging, it's impossible to make a big difference, only to follow Xiao Xia's fart, and completely become a small follower. Almost all day long, Xiao Xia was busy with school affairs, and finally had two days of leisure, and he had to continue to use his body to repay the love debt of the two women. That Zhang Yanqiu is an insatiable beauty, she doesn't stop until she has a child, and Xiao Xia tries her best to support her in doing so. I once yelled at Zhang Yanqiu, I was going to commit suicide, and she also shouted, I want to die together, Xiao Xia knew, and said with a smile, let's finish playing together.

Alas, who can help me out of this emotional embarrassment?

One night, after drinking a little wine with the old squad leader, I came to the northern suburbs of the city, standing on a hill more than 100 meters high, looking at our small city with brilliant lights, I couldn't help but blurt out: "Others may not know the existence of this small city, but in the eyes of alien life, it is also a dazzling nebula." ”

"Wow, you're throwing it again. ”

"I've eaten too much stubble, and I'm a mess of porcelain. In your words, it's pure pretense. ”

The old squad leader smiled, "It's finally a little self-aware." ”

"I have a question for you, I think the person I am most sorry for is Pan Fuqin, after that kiss goodbye, how did she become like this?"

"Her husband told me that it was your true kiss that caused it, so I'm afraid your love debt will not be paid off for the rest of your life. You're not stepping on two boats, you're carrying three mountains. ”

I habitually scratched the back of my head, "It's just a kiss, it's like this." ”

The old squad leader patted me on the shoulder, "You think she's acting? ”

I nodded, "It's impossible for her to be acting, I think Xiao Xia is pulling the show with me, we're both forced to do this, she still pretends to me, why do you say that?"

"Why?" the old squad leader sat on a rock, "It's still the same sentence, the family's words are just for reference." There are three reasons for my analysis, one is that she marries you, that is, the wife, you must know that the wife and the sister are two different concepts, and their responsibilities are not the same, and the same brother and husband can also be explained in the same way. So, with her character, she naturally chooses you or her brother. The second is that the divorce of her parents has left a shadow in her heart, plus most of the flash marriages in society, so she is afraid, not only afraid of losing her husband, but also afraid that she will lose her brother because of this. This is the so-called contemporary 丨丨 marriage phobia. Three are maybe afraid that once you become a husband, you will swell, your machismo will be exposed, and you will completely open the box called that?"

"Pandora's box. ”

By the moonlight, I saw the old squad leader's half of his front teeth coming out again, "Yes, yes, it's still a young man with a good memory." In a word, she is afraid that if you get her, she will not cherish her. She must hold on to the last line of spiritual defense. It's not like you're stupid. ”

"This little fox has a lot of eyes. No wonder some people say that ten girls, eight little foxes, a little goblin, a little pumpkin. ”

Finished