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Huang Xiucai saw that the prefect had washed his feet, wrote a letter, asked the scholar to wrap himself, and then listened to the two leave. After a moment of silence, he thought: "I was eating wine at a friend's house, and I fell halfway, how did I become a good piece of jade, and I encountered these strange things, this is an illusion, not real, don't think about him, even if so, I will be safe." As soon as he was calm, he fell asleep.
I don't know how long it took for Huang Xiu to hear the sound of a few horses' hooves running, and he felt that he was swaying and his eyes were black, and he seemed to be in a box, being hunched on a horse. The person who suddenly heard a thin voice said: "Manager Li, the master sent us to the capital, I don't know how many days we will be there?" Hehe laughed, and a loud voice said: "On weekdays, I am busy all day in the government office, but today this errand, we are also relaxed and relaxed, and there is a place on the road, then it is good! Brothers, I will take you to go shopping." Another person with a somewhat rough voice said, "Manager Li, I am so happy to follow you!" Huang Xiucai thought: "I used to ride the same horse with this person, these three people are going to send me to the capital to dedicate to the emperor, or not, I am about to meet the emperor and suffer from no chance, this time I can enter the palace to see the driver, and it is not unjust to turn into jade!"
He heard that the three of them had been staying overnight and sailing by land and water for more than 20 days. One day into a noisy place, it must be to a town. Hearing a loud voice, he said: "Brothers, this is the fun place, let's find a restaurant, have a good drink, rest, brothers and I go to the 'Spring Festival Building' for a chic night at night, what do you say?" The two said in unison: "I would like to listen to the instructions of the manager." Hearing that, the three of them found a restaurant, took him to the building and put it aside, and they drank and blew nonsense. He was too lazy to listen to the foul language, so he calmed down and sat idle.
After hearing that the three of them were drunk, they ate tea and talked nonsense, and after a long time, a loud voice said: "Brothers, pack up and let's go, as long as you two listen to me, we will be chic tonight, and there will be the blessing of the God of Wealth." They said, "Everything is at the command of the ruler." "I feel like I'm being lifted up again, and I'm swaying. Manager Li said: "After the street in front, turn a corner, I have a matter, you two and I will go to a secluded place to discuss, do what I say, it will be beneficial, there is a deserted small temple over there, let's go and sum it up." The three of them stopped at the deserted little temple, gathered together, and put the jade bag at their heels. Huang Xiucai heard that the three of them were going to do something inauthentic, and just as he was trying to understand what he was doing, he just put him by his side, which was exactly what he wanted, and he was secretly happy in his heart.
I only heard that Mr. Li said: "We have been on an errand in the house all year round, and it is difficult for us to come out and have fun." In previous years, I passed by this place when I went to the capital, and I knew that this place was prosperous and lively. If you don't do your best here, you won't regret it later, so you can share the joy with your two brothers and you will have no loss in this life. How can the house be limited in the entanglement, and the money for fun can't be squeezed, it depends on the three of us to pay for it ourselves, I think we are all dragging our families, and we are strapped for money, how can we have spare money for fireworks. Therefore I have a plan, and I have a long-term plan with my two brothers. If the two brothers are willing to play here, I will tell the plan, if the two brothers are not willing to be chic here, then I will not say the plan. What do you say, two brothers?" the two men said, "This place is a famous place for fireworks in the whole country, and the three of us are fortunate enough to have this opportunity, so I would like to ask the governor to make it clear." The manager said, "We are going to the 'Spring Festival Building' tonight to rest, and remember not to tell our real hometown, our real name, and where we are going." I have six pills here, two for each of them, two large and one small, and the pill is called 'Soul Pill', and when we finish with the prostitutes there, we say that it is a pill for the body, and we will take the small ones and let her wait for the big ones to take them, so that they can wait to take them, and this medicine will make them sleep until noon the next day. Wouldn't it be nice for us to wait for her to fall asleep, and to search for their valuables, and to take them with us the next morning!" After hearing this, the two of them even claimed: "Wonderful! Wonderful!" The three of them thought about it and got up and ran to the 'Spring Festival Building'. Huang Xiucai listened to all the words of these three people in detail, and he was angry, so he had no choice but to scold for a while.
Hearing that the three of them came upstairs with the jade bag, the old bustard, who was in charge, greeted him with a smile and said: "Ouch, three masters, hurry up and invite the room to sit, our girls here are all gentle and beautiful, the uncle is here to come to the right ......" said and went to pick up the bag, and said: "Uncle's bag, I will find a place for you to store it, and then take it when you leave." Manager Li hurriedly said: "Old mama, this is our brother's household food, it can't be left indiscriminately, we have to take it with us." The three of them came to the room and sat down, and someone served good tea and fruit. The steward said to the bustard: "I know that the girl here is very colorful, and I have come to visit, and I will quickly call the famous beauty out to serve the master." The old bustard shouted tightly: "Honghong, Zhenzhen, Lianlian, Lingling, hurry up and serve the guests!" The steward said, "Which of you can sing a song, sing a song for the masters, so that the uncle is refreshed!" The old bustard said: "They can all sing, they can all sing, Lingling sings the best, Lingling, you can sing a song." Lingling said: "Then I will sing a song "Playing Flower Drums" to make the masters happy." The spirit really took out a lute, stroked it with his fingers, cleared his voice and began to sing. Huang Xiucai listened to her singing:
Hit the hub
Write a word and a gun, and chase the overlord alone.
There was no way to kill the overlord, so he drew his sword and kissed himself and jumped into the Wujiang River.
wrote two words and two dragons, and Grandpa Erlang commanded.
Erlang's grandfather has great skills, and he catches goblins on Huaguo Mountain.
Write a three-character three-street, a group of flowers and flowers.
Don't use knives and sticks to go into battle, pick up the son of heaven, Zhao Wanglai.
Write a four-character four-way door, mention Bao Hei to scare people.
Chen Zhou put the grain back and returned to the road, and the uncle of the country was crowned with the emperor's relatives.
Write a five-character five-bow and a white-robed young general to conquer the east.
rescued the driver in the silt river and returned to the camp to make meritorious contributions.
Write a six-character six-water ditch, and the jellyfish mother floods Suzhou.
The three iron locks can't be cured, and the water in Suzhou City flows backwards.
Write a seven-character knock on his feet, and Zhou Cang is carrying the second master's knife.
I asked Zhou Cang where to go, kill Cao Cao on the Eight Immortals Bridge.
wrote eight characters and eight faces, and eight immortals crossed the sea.
Lan Cai and the loss of yin and yang jade, the Dragon King of the East China Sea invited disaster.
Write a nine-character hanging gold, two dragons and eight tigers to break into Youzhou.
Youzhou opened a Yang 'sheep' meat restaurant, and it is not certain who will die and who will take revenge.
Writing a cross is not bad, and the bold Liu Quan goes to the melon.
Liu Quan entered the melon and returned to the road, and recruited the East Bed Imperial Horse.
This spirit sings a long meandering, and the sound of the warbler is very funny. The three of them said, "Well sung, one more song, one more song!" Lingling finished singing and said, "The slave family sang badly, which made the masters laugh." Hearing everyone's praise, I laughed for a while. Manager Li said to the old bustard: "Old mother, the three of us will stay here tonight, I don't know how much it costs, I will pay it here." The old bustard said, "Let's invite the three of you to a table for a banquet, and we will collect a total of thirty taels. After a while, someone made the sound of wine on the dishes and laughed and laughed, and Huang Xiucai was upset and scolded: "These dogs and men are cheap!" put away the gods and dealt with them quietly.
After a long time, the gang had drunk enough, and every man and his favorite went to the cave room to burn candles. There was silence for a while, and Huang Xiu had just been silent for a moment, when footsteps came, lifted him up, and swayed into another room. In the room, there was a singing female voice that said: "Uncle, you went out in a hurry, and I thought it was convenient for you to go, who knew what kind of good treasure was in such a bag?" "It turned out to be that Mr. Li. I only heard him say: "Little girl, the singing is beautiful and moving, come, let the uncle get close...... Huang Xiucai was angry, held his divine quality, and entered the underworld.
After listening to the third watch, Manager Li said: "I want to eat an elixir to nourish my body." "Let's click, let's chew on the sound, and the spirit said, "What kind of treasure pills you eat, I don't know how to be polite to others." The manager Li said: "This medicine is rare, it is not easy to come by, it is a name prepared by an immortal Changzhen called 'Bao Shen Dan', there are only two in total, which is very precious." I just took one, and there is still one left, how can I be willing to give it lightly. The spirit said angrily: "Look at you, you speak very cheerfully, who knows that you are a small family, not like a good man, I ignore you." Then Mr. Li hurriedly said: "I'm not a small family, I'm afraid you won't dare to take it." The spirit said, "Who said I didn't dare to take it, if you take it, I won't dare, bring it!" The spirit also ate it, and ate it. Huang Xiucai sighed: "It's over, how can people with a heart escape from this circle if they have a heart and no heart." ”
When the day dawned, I heard Mr. Li get up, shouted a few times about the spirit, and saw that he didn't wake up at all, sighing and rummaging for things, and tidying up from time to time. Then he went and fetched his companion, and heard it well, and then carried him to the old bustard to say goodbye. The old bustard said, "Are the three masters leaving? So early, are the girls up?" Hearing her say, he walked to the girl's room, looked at the door, and said, "The girls are tired all night, and they are still sleeping soundly, and the three masters will come again next time." So he sent him three downstairs, and brought his horses out, and opened the gate of the courtyard, and the three of them flew on their horses and whipped away.
Listening to the three of them put their horses in a hurry, and the sound of horses' hooves was hurrying, and they ran for a long time, then Manager Li said: "There is a restaurant next to the post road, let's go have a light meal, and set off immediately, we can't stay here for a long time." After the three of them had eaten, they got on their horses and ran for a long time, and then they heard Manager Li say, "Let's find a wood, let the horses rest, and we will rest for a while." They dismounted, and when they heard that the horses were loosened, the three of them sat down and laughed. Huang Xiucai scolded: "Dogs, mother-raised traitors!" Then Manager Li said: "Brothers, how is this plan?" The two praised each other and said: "Wonderful! Wonderful!" Manager Li then said: "Brothers, look at it, how is your income this morning?" They sighed, and each took out the stolen things in his arms. Compare the value, listen to his words and be jubilant, it must be rich. lest he stain his ears, but he would not listen.