Maybe I went to bed early, and in the middle of the night, Xiao Xia and I both had our eyes open, and we couldn't sleep.

"Are men like you, looking very violent, and raising their hands when they are critical, just that little bit of energy. ”

Xiao Xia pouted and smiled, revealing a hint of squint from her squinted eyes.

I laughed and argued, "It has nothing to do with me, everything is arranged by the Creator." The laws of nature. ”

"Brother, why do you cry at every turn?" Xiao Xia changed the topic again.

"It's still the same sentence, men don't flick when they have tears, I'm just a little emotional, and I can't talk about crying. If you shed two tears, it's nothing, it may be a sequelae. Five years ago, I worked in a scientific research group of a foreign company, and I was expected to be the team leader, but I was unexpectedly pried away by a newcomer. This kid's ability is on par with me, but there are people in the court, it can really be said that the virtuous do not avoid relatives, I jumped ship in a fit of anger, and became a small head in the city management, who expected that after a few days of work, I had a language conflict with the demolition household with a little swelling, and someone was black from behind my back, and a brick slapped me into the hospital. I lived for half a month, but I was left with sequelae, my emotions were easy to get out of control, and I was a little irritable, so I was easy to do. When I get excited, I can't help it, and tears are inevitable. Especially when I saw the heroic scenes of heroes on TV, I couldn't stop the tears. ”

"And what about later?" Xiao Xia held her chin in her right hand and looked at me emotionally.

"I can't do it anymore, I worked as a civil affairs assistant in the street, and within a few days of work, I received a letter from the masses, to the effect that the first-class low-income households have a general's belly, the second-class low-income households have a small garage, and the third-class low-income households have a dog kennel to live in. The first-class public welfare post is the post at home, the second-class public welfare post is the post, and the third-class public welfare post pouts and goes to stand guard. I just didn't know what it meant, so I asked my assistant, but this kid actually sat in front of the computer and played games, I said that he was still excited with me, and the result was that I started to flatten him first, and he started to flatten me, and both were admitted to the central hospital. Needless to say, I have to change jobs again, so I had no choice but to do security first, and I also put out a show in this line, and the thief did it again, if it wasn't for the old squad leader of the cleaning class to arrive, pick up the big shovel and give the thief a violent beating, I would have been stabbed by the thief, and my life would have been suspended.

You see, that night, the thief was beaten by the old squad leader and screamed, and he scared a resident on the first floor into a heart attack, and 120 and 110 came almost at the same time, and a car took me and the old squad leader. A car pulled away the thief and the occupant who had a heart attack. ”

"That's all?"

I nodded, "Hmm." ”

Xiao Xia shook his head, "This seems to be a joke, you just break it up, I won't listen, you still talk about who we go to next?"

"Zhang Yanqiu, the girl who was kissed unconscious by me, is now the deputy county magistrate of Shaxian County, mainly responsible for urban construction. I'm still unmarried, and I feel like I'm waiting for you to marry me. This time, I was looking for her, mainly to apply for school construction land and take a shortcut. I'm sure she's a very generous girl. ”

"Brother, then your old love has rekindled, what can you do?"

I hugged Xiao Xia in my arms, "As long as you marry me, there will be no more to say." ”

"I don't, I don't. ”

"I wondered, we're both at this level, it's just a matter of registration, it's just a formality, why are you still pretending? I asked you for the last time, why don't you marry me?"

For the first time, I roared at Natsu like a lion.

Xiao Xia was very calm, still smiling so sweetly, "Because I am also the mayor's daughter." ”

"I only know that you are the daughter of the chairman, I haven't heard that you still have-" Speaking of this, I was stunned, yes, Xiao Xia's father used to be my father's subordinate, and there has been no contact for so many years, maybe this little old man is really the mayor, it seems that God is destined for me to have only a relationship with the mayor's daughter.

"Don't you always talk about other people's mayor's daughters? I'm also the mayor's daughter, and you also sent a whole group message, saying why the mayor's daughter didn't marry you?"

"Is your dad really the mayor?"

"Needless to say, he'll retire next year, and when it's over, he'll come and see me. ”

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"Why do you want to tell you?"

yes, why tell me?

I didn't ask again.

"Speak. ”

"If only you had told me earlier, alas!" I sighed, "It's useless to say anything now, it's late, I'm forty years old, and it's impossible to borrow your father's light to make a big career in the career." ”

Xiao Xia's mouth pursed high, "Brother, either I buried you, or you borrowed my father's light, what development do you have?" Be a squad leader and let people beat up, not beaten stupidly, and become two hundred and five, when a small civil affairs rib fights with others within a few days, be a little security guard, and also do it with others, my little life is almost lost, I still want to be the principal at this level, I don't need you to open the door." Honestly accompany me by my side, it's not bad to be my little follower, with my little sister here, you don't dare to play tricks. Hey, hey!"

Xiao Xia was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth.

I had to nod, "It makes sense, I'm too easy to flatter myself, and I'm very arrogant when I'm a petty official, and if I become the secretary general of the United Nations, I'll definitely kick that crazy old man in country K to Mars." ”

"Haha!" Xiao Xia leaned back with a smile, "Brother, you can really blow." ”

I don't want to talk about it anymore, it's time for dawn in a while, hurry up and get back to sleep, recuperate your spirits, and prepare to go home and have a good time in the military entertainment park. By the way, did the old squad leader book a ticket for the naval battle? I have to ask the old squad leader first when I get up in the morning.

"Why don't you speak again, brother. Natsu nudged me.

"Let's all sleep for a while, it's dawn, let's go home and play naval battles." ”

"When are you going to find Zhang Yanqiu?"

"The day after tomorrow, go to sleep. ”

"Hmm. ”

When I woke up, it was dawn.

After some washing, everyone finished their morning and got on the bus to go home.

The old squad leader and Shen Xueyan sat unceremoniously on the off-road vehicle of me and Xiao Xia.

The driver is still Xiao Xia.

She can only focus on driving now. I sat in the back seat and started talking to the old squad leader and Shen Xueyan.

Of the six cars in which the dozen or so young men were seated, three were in front of us and three behind us, and they were driving at a constant speed, and no one could go crazy.

"Old squad leader, let me ask you an interesting question," I habitually leaned my head back on the back of my chair, "who among the twelve zodiac signs is the most suitable to be the director of the grain depot?"

"Well," the old squad leader sitting next to me twisted his head, "I think about it, it's still a mouse." ”

Shen Xueyan hurriedly grabbed a sentence: "Mice love rice." ”

"Loving rice is only one aspect, the main thing is that rats also know how to store. The old squad leader stretched his waist, "As long as the black cat sheriff is in charge of the mice, there will not be so many problems, I'm afraid that there will be a miscellaneous sheriff and a litter of cats and mice." ”

"Then the eleven zodiac signs are not qualified to be the director of the grain depot?" I asked again.

"Not really. The old squad leader's tone was very serious, "Is the tiger okay? Why is he serious, how can he play the tiger danger, he is also an old layman." The other zodiac signs are just to understand the point, and there is no rat spirit. So this grain depot director is none other than a mouse. The key is to have a set of checks and balances. I am saying this for reference only. ”

"You got that right. I'll ask you one more question, how much is the moon."

The old squad leader glanced at Shen Xueyan, that means that he came from Mingpai University, and it is time for you to answer.

"I don't know. Shen Xueyan replied quite simply.

The old squad leader looked angry, "No wonder you are all in science, just fucking math, you still continue to study why twelve equals three." ”

"This is an interesting question and answer, not a mandatory question, so why take it so seriously. I gently patted the old squad leader on the shoulder.

"Then how much do you think the moon is?"

"Sixteen rounds. There is a song called the fifteenth moon and sixteen rounds. Isn't that right? Let's go to the price bureau and ask?"

"Pull it down," the old squad leader smiled, "you kid, you don't have much ability, and you have a lot of fart." The best way to talk nonsense. ”

No further ado. Before you know it, the convoy is on the highway and the speed is starting to pick up.

I asked the old squad leader: "Have you booked a ticket for the naval battle?"

"Not booked. ”

"In half a month, you can order thirty sheets. All booked by land, sea and air. The five capitals also ordered thirty sheets. ”

"Why are you doing so much?"

"Thank you for the little brothers you brought, as well as the seven or eight college classmates I invited, who are also the assistant teachers we recruited. ”

The old squad leader nodded, "Okay, when I get home, I'll go and book a ticket immediately." ”

The convoy drove for more than two hours, and after a 30-minute break in the high-speed service area, it continued to accelerate towards its hometown.

After about two hours, the convoy left the highway and drove into the small city area, and thirty minutes later, the off-road vehicle arrived at the door of the old squad leader's house.

"Gather here at six o'clock tomorrow morning, and set out for Shaxian in ten minutes. ”

After the old squad leader and Shen Xueyan got out of the car, they waved at me and Xiao Xia.

"Alright, see you at six. ”

Bidding farewell to the old squad leader and Shen Xueyan, Xiao Xia started the car. The six cars also left us in different directions.

"Come to my place to make do with a night, do you still need to tell your aunt?"

I sat down next to Xiaoxia again.

"No, will the community let you in?"

Natsu slowly turned the steering wheel.

"Let's, especially a car like ours, if you don't let in, you have to let in. After saying this, I felt that I was swelling again, and then, I asked Xiao Xia with a smile: "You're not afraid of falling into the wolf's mouth this time, right?"

"Brother, you are so elevated that you look like an old dog when you are panting. ”

After Xiao Xia finished speaking, she couldn't hold back her laughter, and her whole face bloomed with joy.

I couldn't say anything anymore, just as Natsu said, just panting hard. I have a habit of gasping for breath when I sulk or when my body moves violently, but I don't feel any special discomfort.

Ten minutes later, the SUV drove into the neighborhood where I lived. Under the guidance of the security guards, the off-road vehicles were stationed in the wide parking lot.

My house is very close to the parking lot, the floor is still the third floor of the golden floor, and people with normal bodies can walk home in two or three minutes.

I went upstairs and opened the door, and Natsu entered the house, and I followed and closed the door.

Before I could turn around, Natsu wrapped her arms around my waist tightly.

"Don't do that, little sister. ”

"No, I just like that. Xiao Xia leaned her head on my back and hugged me tighter, I really can't figure out where this little girl has such great divine power?

I tried to break her hand away, but in the end, I couldn't bear it, so I just gently pushed hard, and finally chose to give up, and let her just hug and hug like this.

The bumpy road inevitably caused gastrointestinal discomfort, and I had a grunt in my abdomen, and an indecent sound came out of my lower body, which was like thunder, and at the same time, a pungent smell almost filled the whole room, breaking the quiet romantic atmosphere. I thought that Xiao Xia would let go of her hand, but I didn't think that she was still holding me, and there was no sign of loosening.

This little fox is too clingy, why don't I have to marry her? God, what do you mean? Could it be that men and women also have the same smell. The old squad leader once said that true love is born from the stinky quilt. Although the words are rough, there is a little bit of truth.

I almost begged Xiao Xia with a crying voice, "Little sister, let go, my brother is going to pull his pants pocket." ”

Xiao Xia reluctantly let go of her hand.

Like a tiger escaping from its cage, I sprinted at a speed of 100 meters to the bathroom a few meters away.

After solving the internal emergency, I let out a long sigh of relief, ah!

Maybe it's a conditioned reflex, I just finished flushing the toilet, and Xiao Xia also hurried into the bathroom.

"I went to the balcony. ”

The balcony here is actually the kitchen.

Leaving the bathroom, I went into the kitchen, washed my hands, and started cooking.

Xiao Xia is willing to eat pasta, then I will make two bowls of noodles over the water, no beef, eggs marinated and she also likes to eat.

"Brother, I want to take a bath, you rub my back in a while, and when you're done, you will also wash, and I'll rub your back. Xiao Xia's pleasant voice came from the bathroom.

"Little sister, when I was a child, I wiped your buttocks, and when you were older, I wiped your back again, so what about you?"

"Old, old, I'll let you wipe your whole body. ”

"But my brother was old at that time. ”

"Then let's let the nanny wipe it. ”

"Mine is a male nanny, yours is a female nanny. ”

"Hmm. Brother, why are you running out of paper?"

"This is the whole thing, forget this stubble, I will beg for you. ”

The next morning, our convoy set off on time in front of the old squad leader's house.

Like yesterday, the old squad leader and Shen Xueyan were still sitting in this Zhao Ye car. Natsu continues to work as her driver. I'm sitting next to her.

"It's just over fifty kilometers, is it necessary to put on such a big drive?" I turned my head and asked the old squad leader who was tilting his head and squinting in the back seat with a smile.

The old squad leader put on a high-spirited look: "My duty is that as long as you and Xiao Xia leave the city, I will take care of the safety and security, and the safety in the city has nothing to do with me." ”

"I'm a little puzzled, you're a ** shovel, what qualifications do you have to become a security manager?"

"Are you qualified to ask about this?"

"Naturally, no. ”

"Without you, I don't have to do anything. ”

I was bored with myself, so I turned my head around and stopped squeaking.

Xiao Xia, who was looking ahead, holding the steering wheel in his hand, "fluttered" and laughed.

"Xia, be careful. What's ridiculous. ”

The old squad leader's tone seemed serious.

This little old man is too capable of pretending.

Xiao Xia is still happy, but she just purses her lips.

I started to gasp again, but fortunately, I adjusted my mentality in time, and after a few minutes, I changed the topic and talked about my old classmate Gu Hongwei to the old squad leader and Shen Xueyan.

"This kid is very interested in astronomy, and when he was still in the middle of reading, he wrote an essay, I forgot the title, but I memorized most of the content, human beings will one day, a person carrying a small package like the earth, carrying a small lantern-like sun in his right hand, and holding his beloved little girl with two pigtails in his left hand, strolling in the vast universe. He's looking for a new home. In the face of the cosmic black hole, he raised his foot and twisted it slightly, the cosmic black hole became a twisted flower, and in the face of the countless stars rushing to his face, he blew lightly with his mouth, and the stars became shining petals that fluttered one after another. His essay had a great impact on me, and to this day, I still think about the father of the universe, the father of the universe, the ancestor of the universe, that is, where is the root of the universe? I think this is also a question that Newton explored in his later years. ”

Shen Xueyan asked me with a smile: "There is an article saying that Newton studied theology in his later years, does it have anything to do with astronomy?"

"What do you mean? Theoretically, it should be related. ”

The old squad leader interrupted the two of us, "Come on, come on, don't talk nonsense, Shaojun, let me ask you, what do you mean by all this in the end?"

The old squad leader's mouth is me, but I'm not the late writer, and I'm far worse than me, it's just a coincidence, as for why I came up with this name, then I have to ask my father, but his old man has thrown himself into the embrace of nature before me, which is also the ultimate destination for everyone.

"I also wanted to ask him to be an assistant teacher to teach astronomy, but I also felt that it was too early. ”

I shook my head.

The old squad leader clasped his hands in front of his chest, "Extracurricular classes." ”

"Yes, the holidays allow students to choose their own extracurricular activities, such as watching movies, listening to music, watching astronomy, etc., and this extracurricular class is worth trying. I'll contact this kid tomorrow. ”

The three words of the old squad leader finally made me make up my mind.

Before I knew it, the convoy had entered Shaxian County. Five minutes later, the convoy stopped in front of a large hotel.

Zhang Yanqiu, who rushed to hear the news, saw me push the car door and walked over hurriedly.

I haven't seen this old virgin of my age for a few years, and she is still so sexy and beautiful. Especially her big eyes, when she looks at you, she always reveals an affectionate gaze, which makes me feel uneasy, but fortunately, I am still a little sensible and firmly control my emotional impulses. Remind yourself from time to time: You have too many big eyes and double eyelids, haven't you seen enough? Have you not heard that one big eye is a treasure, and ten big eyes are a bundle of grass? Don't forget that you also have a small eye next to you.

After meeting, after some cold noise, Zhang Yanqiu let us into the hotel.

In a spacious and bright private room, after everyone sat down, Zhang Yanqiu stood up from Xiao Xia's side, she smiled, gently brushed away a few short hairs hanging in front of her forehead with her hand, and then said to everyone in the most charming and gentle voice of women: "Please forgive me for the inconsiderate hospitality." On official business, I will only say a few words, I have communicated with the relevant departments about the school's application for construction land, as long as you report the corresponding materials, we will have the green light in the procedure. ”

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a round of applause.

After the applause, Zhang Yanqiu continued: "Private matters are simpler, that is, everyone wants to rest after using it, and a room has been arranged for you here." If you want to go out and play, we have someone to guide you to have fun. ”

The speech was again interrupted by applause.

"Now please use it, you're welcome, just like in your own home, whatever. ”

Zhang Yanqiu sat down, she put her mouth to Xiao Xia's ear, I don't know what she muttered, I saw Xiao Xia smile for a while, nodded again for a while, and then frowned, showing a dangerous look. After a while, she returned to normal, and Zhang Yanqiu talked and laughed, and as soon as they met, the two of them became warm, and it seemed that they were quite fateful.

Regardless of the two of them, let's have a full meal first.

Sitting next to the old squad leader, I raised my glass with the old squad leader. Of course, on this occasion, the old squad leader and I will definitely not lose our temper, and we must pretend.

"This should be early morning, you see it's only eight o'clock, it stands to reason that you shouldn't drink in the morning, this is a special case, we should thank Zhang Yanqiu. ”

After a glass of wine, I first sandwiched a piece of chicken butt into the old squad leader's bowl. Then I put a piece of pot meat in my mouth and chewed it slowly.

The old squad leader nodded, lowered his voice and asked me, "How did she know that we came on an empty stomach?"

"Is it necessary for me to answer?"

The old squad leader stopped squeaking, and just kept chewing on the chicken butt in his mouth.

After breakfast, Xiao Xia stood up from opposite me and the old squad leader, walked to the old squad leader, and whispered something, only to see the old squad leader shouting at everyone, "Go, play." ”

After drinking some wine, I was a little dizzy, and just as I was about to stand up, I was held down by the old squad leader on the shoulder, and I sat on the chair again.

"Don't move, Comrade Zhang Yanqiu wants to talk to you about the school. Xiao Xia and I will not be accompanied. After speaking, the old squad leader smiled strangely at me, and Xiao Xia and Xiao Xia left me under everyone's protection.

"What do you mean?" I stunned as I sat across from Zhang Yanqiu, who was still smiling.

"What do you mean? Let's go, there's a table reservation here, let's go next door." ”

I reluctantly followed Zhang Yanqiu into another private room.

The furnishings of the room, regardless of the estimates, except for the large Simmons bed, made me feel a kind of "fear." ”