For many years, I have been washing the dirt on my soul, but every time I wash it off, it increases a little bit, and I can't wash it away.

I don't know what kind of guy I belong to, sometimes I feel that I have done something to help others, and my heart is very happy, and sometimes I always want to drag the little girl into the sorghum ground, and when it's over, say thank you for the love you gave me.

I once imagined that I was an all-powerful alien life, and I dared to ask the vast universe, who could dominate the sun, moon and stars? I also thought that I was just a lonely old wolf, standing on the top of the mountain and looking up at the waning moon in the clouds

Out a howl of despair.

This is the self-anatomy of me, an old boy.

Straight to the point.

"Boom, boom, boom". Two rows of small steel cannons, that is, salutes, were erected diagonally in front of a large hotel, making a deafening sound. I don't know which couple has entered the palace of marriage again.

"What a big thing and bombardment. ”

I was drinking happily with the old squad leader in the tavern opposite this big hotel, blowing five whistles and six whistles, a burst of cannon sound made the old squad leader's hand tremble, and the wine glass in his hand fell on the table, but fortunately, the wine in the cup had just been drunk.

After being stunned for a few seconds, the old squad leader turned his gaze to the window and continued, "If you have a heart disease, you can do it together in red and white."

"You haven't answered me yet, don't change the subject." I poured another glass of wine for the old squad leader, and then asked him, "Where's the pumpkin?"

"Say it again," the old squad leader shoved a piece of cooked chicken butt on the table into his mouth.

"There are both east melons, watermelons and pumpkins, why not north melons?"

The old squad leader shook his head: "I don't know."

"Because the pumpkin was picked up by a fool, there is no more. ”

The old squad leader grinned, and the half-pulled front teeth were exposed, "That is, a fool is a pumpkin, and a melon is a fool." Isn't that right?"

"There's too much nonsense, old squad leader, do you still need to ask repeatedly. ＂

"You kid is playing with me again. Say, what's your next show?"

"Someone asked the fool who took the pumpkin, and the fool shook his head and said he didn't know. When people asked again, the fool was excited, and shouted to others, you are stupid, I don't know, I don't know-"

"Stop!" the old squad leader interrupted me, "It's not interesting to go on any longer, you treat me as a giant baby, bury me with such a low-level joke, it's too underestimated, right? ”

I defended: "Shaking your head and saying that you don't know much, are you all fools?"

"It's useless to talk less. The old squad leader grinned habitually, and raised his arm as usual to wipe the eye droppings from the corners of his eyes with his sleeve.

If ordinary people notice the appearance of the old squad leader, it is hard to believe that he was a college leak, maybe it was the ruthless years that tortured him from a polite little handsome guy to a thin and vulgar little old man. With a little strength, a pouting can shove him into the stove pit.

"I ask you," the old squad leader stared at me with his little eyes, "am I sitting across from you now?"

"Ahh

"Look at the direction of my seat. ”

"Yes, it's the other side. ＂

"You pretend to be with me, I'm sitting in the direction of due north. ”

"The north is true, but there are no melons. ”

"Melon, melon. The old squad leader stopped looking at me, just scratching the back of his head. Suddenly, he put down his hand and smiled at me: "You kid, you're quite good at playing with people." my head like a melon, yes

Not?"

"Heads are heads," I retorted, "melons are melons."

"The head and the melon are added together, isn't it the head melon? ”

I laughed and said, "It has nothing to do with my hair, it's you who made it yourself," I didn't say the dirty word, and after a pause, I continued, "The basin is on your own head." ”

The old squad leader snorted with his nose, "You show me your little cleverness, don't you pretend! I see how smart you are today." Let me ask you, pity the hearts of parents in the world, many people will say, you will also say, the question is which is the first to say this sentence?"

I also habitually shook my head like the old squad leader: "I don't know." However, judging by your attitude, you should not be a good person. ”

"Count you kid a little bit better than the pumpkin. Let me ask you again, but villains and women are difficult to raise, who was the first to say it?

I laughed. "Haha! You can't stop me, it's Sage Kong. ＂

"That old and immortal is a thief, who said it?"

This time I didn't shake my head, I just smiled and didn't say anything.

"The power has gone out, are you up?"

"I said old squad leader, don't do anything about it. Who did you say these two words?"

"It's very simple, you can look it up on the Internet. ＂

"You said I was playing with you: didn't you play with me too?"

"I'll ask you one last question," the old squad leader didn't answer my question, "don't shake your crotch at every turn." Who was the first to say this?"

"Is this also available online?"

"Absolutely not, it was the contemptible who was the first to say it. The old squad leader looked triumphant, as if he was a contemporary great sage, "I am inspired by this feeling, I am not used to seeing some Western countries interfering in the internal affairs of other countries at every turn, and they are purely fucking pretending to be criminals and indebted." Speaking of this, the old squad leader was very excited, and his triumphant appearance was gone. Instead, there was a look of anger. This reminds me of the scene when I beat up the thief with the old squad leader three days ago, when the old squad leader was the same as now, but his small eyes showed a chilling fierce light. It seems that this little old man, when he was young, was definitely not an ordinary "warrior, a typical militant."

I got up from my chair and gently patted him on the shoulder, "The years of burning passion are over. When we're done drinking, where are we going to hang out?"

The old squad leader lowered his head and thought for a moment, "Let's go, go to Wudu City and Entertainment Park." ”

Wudu City, the full name of the ancient capital of the Five Dynasties, means Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties. It is a super-large antique building jointly invested and built by 18 wealthy people in China. It took 16 years to complete the project on December 30 this year.

The entertainment city, the full name of the military entertainment city, is adjacent to the five capital cities, and is jointly invested and built by 18 wealthy Chinese and overseas Chinese businessmen. It took 15 years to complete the project in November this year.

It is reported that the total investment of the above two projects is as high as hundreds of billions of yuan.

Tickets to the Five Capital Cities are 1,200 yuan each. People can eat, stay and play here for free for a week. Less than one week is counted as one week, which means that as long as you buy a ticket, you don't want to get a refund.

In fact, the ticket price is relatively high, but when you go in to play, you will feel that the 1,200 yuan is too worth it. First, you can choose the capital of a dynasty, such as the Tang Dynasty. Then, the staff will let you dress up in seasonal Tang costumes, and then the staff in Tang costumes will guide you through the check-in procedures, and then you can walk into Gudu Street and play at will.

What excites you is that all the people here are dressed in Tang costumes. There are people coming and going on the street, and there are small traders selling along the street, there are also Jianghu warlocks who are surrounded by a group of people to watch, and there are also broad young people who stand tall and walk with lightning and so on. A considerable number of people are dressed up as staff, and it is difficult for ordinary people to tell who is a tourist and who is a staff?

Over here:

If you want to play more exciting, you can make an appointment to be an emperor game, and the sound of everyone's long live is fluttering, as if you have traveled back to a past life. It's a pity that there are no seventy-two concubines in the three palaces, six courtyards and seven concubines to accompany you. Because it's a game after all.

When night falls, you can enjoy a free meal at any of the restaurants on the street. At this time, the five ancient capitals can be described as thousands of lights, and the streets and city walls are full of lanterns, giving people the feeling of entering a dream. Immediately afterwards, the rich night cultural life kicked off, and the famous beauties of the five dynasties competed to appear, each of them to develop their superb talents, and also interacted with the visitors at close range at any time, so that the visitors were fascinated and lingered. No wonder some people jokingly call this place the five glamorous capitals. But in fact, it is glamorous but not chaotic, except for the private space, all the corners here are installed with monitors, just imagine, who dares to do some unsightly small actions in "everyone's eyes"? Anyway, I don't have the guts. I remember on the third day of its opening, Xiao Xia and I, who later kicked me away, played here for a week, and I just had a good time in my private space: "One day, I will strip you of all your clothes and play with your angelic body." ”

The ancient capital of the Five Dynasties has done this point, which is embarrassing. It's not fun.

If the ancient capital of the Five Dynasties makes people excited and happy, then the military entertainment city makes you have an exciting and enjoyable time.

First of all, what shocks you is the four major transformers that are 100 meters high in the entertainment city, one in the southeast, one in the northwest. It wasn't their tall bodies that stood out to eye, but their hands. The fingertips of each hand turned out to be a small replica fighter jet. That is, there are five fighters on the left hand and five on the right, which are black and white. Then, when the guest enters the cockpit, sits down and puts on the seat belt, the left and right hands of the Morphed King Kong begin to fight. Of course, it is impossible for two hands to collide at zero distance, and even if you can't touch that scene, it is thrilling enough, and it is more exciting than riding a roller coaster. This is not counting, tourists control the steering stick, can make the plane 360 degrees flip, can also let the plane do up and down and telescopic movements, after the scope locks on the opponent's plane, you can press the button to launch colorful tennis balls, the opponent can not dodge and be shot into the fuselage, that is, ejected rudder with the parachute has landed on a very safe ground. Some people may want to ask why the plane can't fall off after such a toss? This can be reassured, because it has already been said that the plane is connected to the fingers. It can be said that there is no problem with security.

The most spectacular aspect of this aerial battle game is that four Transformers fight at the same time, with a dynamic rainbow of tennis balls in each of the four directions. It's no wonder it's crowded with tourists all year round.

This is why our little-known small city outside the Seychelles is famous all over the world.

After playing air battles, the aftermath is not over, tourists can also play land battles and naval battles, mostly battle games, the most enjoyable is to drive a simulated tank, to a tank battle with a scale that exceeds the world WWII.

Readers, don't laugh, the so-called simulated tank is actually a high-end toy that can be driven, and the appearance is almost exactly the same as the world's famous World War II tank, but it is not resistant to beating. In other words, a young man with a little strength can kick it off with one kick. But even if it's a game, you don't have to do that.

The equipment inside the tank is similar to that of the simulated fighter mentioned above, with a scope, a steering stick, and a button to launch a tennis ball, with the slight difference of having three seats and five "large tennis balls" for the turret. Some people jokingly call this tank a three-mouthed music.

The most eye-catching thing about this tank is that there are a huge number of them, up to 30,000, and half of them are black and green. If black and green are in full confrontation, the scene is no less than any war blockbuster in the world.

It should be noted that most of the tennis balls used in the above two games are the same, about the same size as a table tennis ball, except for this model, the "large tennis ball" used by the simulated tank belongs to the standard model. Can only be fired when the two sides are in close combat, and specializes in turrets. The turret that was shot, the lid was automatically opened, and the tourists inside had two choices, one was to make a sacrifice, and the entertainment city issued a silver medal printed with the words "glory despite defeat" to the tourists, and the other was to raise a white flag to make a surrender form, and then drive the enemy tank to fire at the tank on their own side. To my surprise, I played with the old squad leader three times and didn't see a single person raise the white flag, even though it was just a game.

At a certain stage of play, visitors can also add a small amount of money to upgrade and buy equipment to strengthen their combat strength, just like in online games. I once saw a fully equipped black tank fighting eighteen green tanks, and the black tank was killed along with the last tank of the other side, and the scene was very "tragic". Someone posted this battle on the Internet, and many netizens couldn't help but shed tears on the keyboard knowing that it was a game.

Tickets for these two games are hard to come by on the day. Similarly, another naval battle game is hard to find. For this reason, many tourists like to grab tickets online.

Last year, we grabbed a few tickets and had a good time. This time we wanted to play naval battles, and I heard that naval battles were also very exciting, and under normal circumstances, they formed teams to fight, and multiple guns on the simulated warship fired at the same time, and the scene was very spectacular.

"Let's have fun this time. ”

After coming out of the tavern, the old squad leader beckoned a taxi.

"Yes, it's time to have fun. "I opened the car for the old squad leader.

The taxi drove like an arrow to the entertainment city more than ten kilometers away.

I sat next to the driver and stretched, turned to the old squad leader sitting in the back seat and said: "This is thanks to our property boss, without him to let us leave on our own, I am afraid that I will continue to stand on my image post, and you will continue to pick up big shovels to load garbage." ”

The old squad leader Mi sewed his small eyes, leaned his head back on the back of the chair, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he said "um" with his nose, and did not say anything more.

I turned my head and chatted with the driver.

The old kung fu squad leader seemed to be talking to himself, and seemed to say to me, "People know the destiny of heaven after 50, and I don't know what the mandate of heaven is until I am 60." In this life, people must always reflect on themselves and dissect themselves. ”

"Why did you suddenly have a philosophy of life?" old squad leader," I turned around again with a smile, resting my elbows on the back of my chair, "I already felt this." ”

"You pretend" The old squad leader was just about to say the word, so he immediately changed his words. After all, outsiders are listening. "Pretend to understand. ”

The driver on the side spoke, "Two old brothers." At which gate do you stop?"

"Entertainment, entertainment," I answered the question, I just got up at this time, and I couldn't help but stop before I finished speaking, and looked at the old squad leader with straight eyes.

"I know that the old sow is wagging her tail and grinding your shitty play. The old squad leader had understood what I meant from my eyes, and in a hurry, he burst into foul language, but he replaced the dirty words with "broken play", and finally left a little bit of morality.

"The casino gate. The old squad leader sat up straight, barely squeezed out a smile and said to the driver, "I'm sorry." ”

"You're welcome. ”

"Hmph, Northpaw Head. The old squad leader gave me a fierce look, and then said, "Let's talk about it when we get to the place." Then he threw his back back and closed his little eyes.

I didn't squeak anymore. I thought to myself: I forgot to book a ticket, so what are you doing?

"North, what do you mean by the melon, do we have this?" the driver asked me with a smile and a whisper.

"I don't know. I shook my head and involuntarily burst into a foul language, "Don't listen to him." ”

After driving for more than half an hour, the taxi stopped at the entrance of the entertainment city, and a service staff opened the door for the old squad leader.

"Do you have any tickets left for the naval battle?"

After getting out of the car, knowing that there was no hope, I still wanted to get a satisfactory answer from the waiter.

"Sorry, only gunplay tickets. ”

"I heard that there is a new game called the big knife to cut off the devil's head, and it is being submitted for approval. When will it be approved? It's not bad to play this game. ”

The waiter who answered my question was a handsome boy full of vitality, "I also want to play this, but the leader said that we have to go through the procedure, and we may not be able to approve it, even if it is approved, let us play the little devil and put a balloon on our heads." ”

"What do you mean? Do you want to let the balloon be the head of the little devil?" the old squad leader's small eyes widened, "That's not fun, if it's true, haha-"

"Come on," I interrupted the old squad leader, "let's go, walk around, and see if any of the tourists have any tickets left." ”

After saying goodbye to the waiter, the old squad leader and I were "wandering" around outside the entertainment city, asking more than a dozen tourists, and only one tourist said that he recognized us and waited, and it was estimated that he would have to wait for more than three hours. There is only one ticket left.

"Isn't this a joke?" the old squad leader immediately pulled down his long black face, "What time are we here?" ＂

"Why don't we play a shootout?"

"I've had enough fun in the morning, I can't play by land, sea and air, let's go home and play." “

"You can go home, and you can play bed battles. I pretended to sigh, "Well, who am I going to play with?"

"It's also a pleasure to play alone, or to have a lustful dream. ”

"Pull it down, I have my dignity. I'm going to dedicate my virginity to the woman I love the most. Ahh

"Ahh The old squad leader smiled and lifted me.