Chapter Seventy-Six: The Heart Joy and the King don't know, an inch of lovesickness and an inch of gray
Yang Pingfan didn't know that the little maid beside him had changed her mental journey, and she had already admired herself, he just drank the fish soup seriously, burped, and smacked his lips, "This soup tastes a little weird." ”
This woke up the little maid, and she hurriedly snatched it, "Ah, is there it? I have boiled fish soup so many times, and I have never made a mistake......
"Quack, the smell is right. ”
A burst of laughter like the screams of a night owl came from the shadows, and when the two of them heard the sound, they saw a short, broken arm of a widow looking at them with excitement on his face.
"Is that you?"
Yang Pingfan recognized it at a glance as the ninja who escaped from him in the palace that day, Yang Pingfan had a lot of things, and he had forgotten about him a long time ago, and now he remembered it when he saw it.
"That's right, it's me, it's a surprise, the Xin family's twelve forbearances, eleven of them all died at your hands, and today I am here to take revenge. ”
"It's up to you, this immortal doesn't kill the nameless, report the name. ”
Yang Pingfan said that he was about to raise his hand, but he found that his eyes were dark, his whole body was weak, and his wrist trembled and he was holding the table.
"Originally, ninjas can't reveal their identities, but seeing that you're about to die, it doesn't hurt to tell you, I'm Shin Shichiro...... Quack quack, is it not possible to work, I put the thirteen incense of the last moon in your fish soup, and if you eat it, you will lose your strength, and the blood flow of the whole body will be accelerated, and it will swell everywhere, and the seven orifices will bleed to death. ”
The little maid saw Yang Pingfan's appearance, her eyes were already red, and now after listening to Xin Qilang's words, her heart was full of chagrin and despair, she grabbed the dishes on the table and smashed them at Xin Qilang, and pounced on him like a mother beast going crazy to beat him, but was pushed away by Xin Qilang with one hand and fell to the ground, Xin Qilang glanced at her: "The flower girl is good, when I take revenge, I will take you to be happy." ”
The little maid's eyes were full of horror, and she opened her mouth to shout, but there was an extra rag in her mouth, which was knocked over and tied up by Xin Qilang.
Xin Qilang walked up to Yang Pingfan, saw that his face was blue, and he couldn't stop being proud, and pulled out his shuriken, "You killed my eleven brothers, and you want to come back with a knife today." ”
The little maid's eyes were full of despair, only to see Xin Qilang about to make a move, suddenly saw Yang Pingfan smile weirdly, his wrist flipped, and he had already grabbed him, Xin Qilang panicked, Fang was about to struggle, a numbness and spasm came from the arm that was caught, walking all over the body like a snake, Xin Qilang's whole body was numb, and he knelt down in front of Yang Pingfan.
"Vomit"
Yang Pingfan vomited wildly, and spit out all the things he had just eaten, and he didn't change his position, and directly spit Xin Qilang on his face as a spittoon.
"I still have the loss of no culture, and the poison after hundreds of years has not been able to do anything, and you can make it out of shoddy cultivation in a small workshop? Do you have a food processing license? Do you have a prescription qualification? Do you have an inspection and quarantine license? You have turned a pot of fish soup into an emetic drug, I bought a watch last year. ”
Xin Qilang was so electric that he foamed at the mouth, incontinent and urinary, spread on the ground, plus Yang Pingfan's vomiting things, the smell was simply a human flesh stink bomb, full of anger and despair, but he couldn't move.
Yang Pingfan picked up the little maid and untied herself, and the little maid rushed into his arms with a wow, wrapped her limbs around him fiercely, and cried like a tearful person: "I'm sorry, it's all slaves and maids, just blame me." ”
Yang Pingfan patted her on the back, "It's okay, this person is hiding in the shadows, plotting to murder me, you don't notice it for a while and let him catch the loophole, it's also a matter of no way, I'...... The body of this immortal and immortal, what is the poison of mortals. ”
The little maid got down from him, her face flushed, her jaw lowered, "Immortal man, the slave and maid are willing to follow the servants from now on, and they will be sent by the king, and they will never leave." ”
These words can be regarded as showing his heart, but Yang Pingfan couldn't hear the meaning in it, so he snorted and went out to call someone to deal with this Xin Qilang.
In the evening, Yang Pingfan came back to sleep, and when he opened the curtain, he was suddenly frightened, and the little maid was already lying on his bed, with a pink carved neck and half of her shoulders exposed outside the quilt, with a shy expression, and a look of Ren Jun, "What are you doing here?"
"Serving the immortals, didn't you say yes during the day?" the little maid's voice was as small as a mosquito.
Yang Pingfan's head was as big as a fight, "This ...... Just serve as usual, just fold the quilt for me, and don't need to warm the bed, I don't need this ......"
The little maid's face became even more shy, "If the immortals don't have that...... If you don't want to do that, the slave can also do something else, the immortal only needs to be lighter, and the slave can do it. ”
Yang Pingfan is about to go crazy, the little bean sprouts in front of him are not his dish, Li Lan is.
"I'm not...... I'm just like a normal person, it's just ...... It's just, alas, that the heart of the immortal belongs, you know?"
Yang Pingfan was a straight man of steel, and directly picked out the words, the little maid's little face suddenly turned pale, a mist rose in her eyes, and she stared at him directly, "I understand, I have heard that the Seven Fairies descended to earth, and the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, are the immortals already interested in someone?"
Yang Pingfan nodded helplessly, and said that he had inadvertently come to a role reversal, the little maid bit her lip tightly, and was about to get up, Yang Pingfan reached out and pressed the corner of the quilt, "You can sleep here tonight." The little maid's eyes were full of tears, "Immortal, can I continue to serve you?"
Thinking that he didn't belong to this time and space, and that he would go back after all, he shook his head, "I was ordered by the Emperor of Heaven to go down to the mortal world to practice, and I will go back after all." ”
The little maid's face turned pale, tears finally rolled down, wet the quilt, looking at Yang Pingfan's eyes full of resentment, Yang Pingfan was overwhelmed, sighed, got up and was about to leave, and suddenly remembered something, "By the way, what's your name?"
"The immortal can be called a slave Li Huamei!"
The huge fleet set sail, and at the forefront was a pirate ship, which should now be called a scout ship, with Chen Zuyi as the captain, of course, the crew was all drawn from Zheng He's fleet, and the cannons on it were also dismantled, and they were far ahead to reconnoitre.
The ship has a beautiful landscape, in addition to the normal masts, there are more than a dozen long poles erected on both sides of the ship's side, on which a group of people are hung.
Chen Zuyi didn't know where to get the channel, so he handed over the conversation to Zheng He and gave him a more vicious suggestion, that is, to hang the pirates who were not dead after being laughed at to the mast, and the stick on the chrysanthemum was not pulled out, just hung like this, saying that it could more effectively deter other people who wanted to be pirates, and the three giants were as good as streams, and really agreed. All the pirates were tortured to death, but only one was still screaming loudly, full of anger, it was Xin Qilang, who was arrested after plotting to kill Yang Pingfan.
Yang Pingfan wondered how the Big Three agreed to this kind of torture in one breath at first, but when he thought that these people were all from the Hongwu era, and he had seen more Zhu Yuanzhang's more terrifying torture, he was relieved.