After two bottles of wine, Lin Fan slowly adapted to the beer, and the two finally got on the bar.

Zhao Qianqian usually drinks a lot, relying on her own wine field veteran is fierce to pour Lin Fan down, Lin Fan also did not refuse, between the two pushing the glass and changing the lamp, a case of beer was wiped out by the two.

"Okay, little fanzi, I really don't see that you can drink like this for the first time you drink? You drink first, I have to go and make it easier." ”

There are 24 bottles of big green sticks in a box, an average of 12 bottles per person, and a bottle of 600 ml. At this time, Zhao Qianqian couldn't hold it back, her stomach was uncomfortable, her stomach went straight up, and she was about to go to the toilet while holding her stomach.

Lin Fan was also suffocating his stomach, suffering from not knowing where the toilet was, and said, "I'll go too, take me one." ”

"You wait for me to come back and then go, we are both gone, and the boss still has to think that we are running singles?" Zhao Qianqian pressed Lin Fan back to his seat, twisted his waist and ran away.

Lin Fan also saw that Zhao Qianqian, this chick, seemed to be pouring herself down, but after drinking for a long time, she didn't think this thing was good, compared with the soju in the village, she didn't feel intoxicating when she drank it, and she didn't feel drunk when she drank it, but she could also get drunk with something like water.

was holding back the discomfort, Zhao Qianqian came back with a relaxed face, and slapped Lin Fan on the shoulder while Lin Fan was unprepared. "Go ahead, don't say that my sister doesn't take care of you, my sister just ordered you another case of beer and a bunch of big kidneys, make up for you. ”

Lin Fan's chrysanthemum was so tight that she almost didn't get her pee. didn't care about what to say, ran directly to the toilet, maybe ran in a hurry, and didn't look at the sign at the door, thinking that Zhao Qianqian would enter whichever room he entered, so he rushed in and tore open his pants to pee.

"Whew~ Comfortable!" Lin Fan let out a comfortable breath, and was halfway through his pee, when a scream sounded behind him.

"Ahh A shrill female voice screamed.

This is especially embarrassing, Lin Fan never dreamed that the woman who would come out in half of the urine would not pee, and the urine is not the same, not to mention how uncomfortable it is. You said you should continue, right? There is a woman behind the door who yells at you as a "hooligan, pervert", and you hold it back?

"Sister, don't shout, I accidentally entered the wrong place, I'll be fine right away. "Hurry up and pee as fast as possible.

Finally finished, Lin Fan ran out in a panic with his pants and threw out the women's toilet amid the woman's abuse. Maybe I was so nervous that I didn't feel any pain when I hit my head on the door. The lady in the bathroom is really looking at it, the strength must not be small, fortunately this is a synthetic plate door, if the tempered glass door is estimated that the child will not need to want, directly to the funeral home.

Because the public beta was not far from the barbecue stand, Zhao Qianqian should have heard something, and when she saw Lin Fan coming back with a flushed face, she stared at him with a smile and didn't speak.

The calf's face was flushed at this time, and the sweat was dripping to the ground, and he didn't know whether it was nervous and sweaty or tired. After such a fuss, Lin Fan's only a few drunkenness woke up in fright.

"Why are you so horny, you stinky hillbilly, and you go into the women's bathroom, you voyeur. Zhao Qianqian scolded with a teasing expression.

Hearing him say this, Lin Fan felt even more hot on his face.

"I didn't, I saw you go in, so I went in, I didn't know that the toilets in the city were divided into men and women!" Lin Fan stiffened his neck.

Zhao Qianqian felt even more interesting when she saw his appearance, and wanted to tease him even more.

"Can you pull it down, just you? When you shook hands with me, you knew that you would take the opportunity to rub the oil, and on the surface you looked honest, your stomach was full of dirty thoughts, you said, what did you see?

"~~You~~ Don't get so close to me, you smell on you. Lin Fan dodged back in embarrassment.

Zhao Qianqian was stunned when she heard the words, and she raised her arm and sniffed. "No, I took a shower in the morning, even if it was going to tear for a while, but I went to the bathroom to wash it just now, why won't it be ranciful?"

"It's not a bad smell, it's a fragrance. Lin Fan continued.

Zhao Qianqian paused, and then laughed. It turns out that this silly boy is talking about the girl's body odor.

Zhao Qianqian usually has a big personality, bold and spicy, many friends treat her as a buddy, it seems that no one has ever praised herself for having a body fragrance, if Lin Fan hadn't said it today, Zhao Qianqian hadn't even treated herself as a girl.

"Xiao Fanzi, do you really think your sister is fragrant?" Zhao Qianqian's tone was surprisingly calm.

"Well, that's delicious. Lin Fan nodded seriously.

Zhao Qianqian was silent for a moment, then smiled happily again: "Okay, that's incense." Xiao Fanzi, my sister thinks that you are in love, and you will be your daughter-in-law, will you do it?"

"Don't do it!" Lin Fan refused simply.

When Zhao Qianqian heard this, I had to say "You have to join our family" in the next sentence, but you rejected me? You made Miss Ben very faceless, didn't you know? I really can't bear this little temper.

"Why don't you do it, my sister is not pretty?" Zhao Qianqian's tone was obviously a hint of coolness.

"The old man of my family said that to marry a daughter-in-law, you have to read the eight characters in the post, and you have to give a dowry and write documents, and we don't have any daughter-in-law. Lin Fan said seriously.

This seriousness made Zhao Qianqian giggle.

"Cut! What year are you doing this, now society pays attention to free love, how many years ago did the words of the parents order the matchmaker?You just want to take my sister, I really may not be willing to marry?", Zhao Qianqian paused, "That's how your father taught you?" Zhao Qianqian's face was full of disdain.

"What the old man of my family taught, not my father. ”

"Who is your old man?"

"The old man of my family is my master, and I haven't seen my father and mother since I was a child. ”

Although Lin Fan said it quite indifferently, Zhao Qianqian still felt a trace of sadness, it turned out that this kid was an orphan!

"Forget it, let's not talk about it, drink. ”

The two touched each other again, Zhao Qianqian took a few sips and put it down, while Lin Fan blew a bottle directly.

Although I don't usually say it, but seeing that other people's children have parents and parents, but I don't, I said that it was not sad, it was false, and I once asked the old man, who are his parents? Where are they? Why don't you want yourself? But the old man didn't tell him, just said that he would tell him when he had a chance in the future, and he didn't let Lin Fan call him master, Lin Fan asked why the old man didn't say, he was annoyed to ask, and directly gave him a slap. "Why are there so many whys? Just call me old man in the future, and I'll tell you the rest when you know." ”

The old man is usually very strict when teaching Lin Fan to practice, even if he makes a mistake, he will inevitably give him a slap, the old man is really beaten, and the handprints can't be dispersed in two days. But when he is not practicing, he is very easy-going, as soon as he is free, he sits on the kang, puts a small table in front of him, puts a bottle of soju and a plate of peanuts on the table, and pulls Lin Fan to tell some stories from his youth, everything from south to north. And the old man never used chopsticks to eat peanuts, and said that peanuts have to be grabbed in his mouth to be delicious, and the soul of peanuts is lost with chopsticks.

Lin Fan also tried to talk to the old man when he drank too much, but the old man was very good and never fooled, so he was really annoyed by Lin Fan's question, and he got up and was a slap. "Go to the rolling mountain, tomorrow Lao Tzu will eat roe deer, and if you don't come back, you will die in the mountain!"

"Hey, what do you want? I've been calling you for a long time. The little hand, which had always been white, shook in front of Lin Fan's eyes, interrupting Lin Fan's thoughts.

"I didn't think about anything, I missed my old man. ”

"I want him to go home, I haven't asked you yet, where are you? Zhao Qianqian asked.

"I guess you don't know, the old man left the day before yesterday, and said let me break through alone, and I came. Lin Fan replied honestly.

"I'm sorry! I didn't know your master had passed away!"

Zhao Qianqian looked embarrassed, and gently patted Lin Fan's shoulder as she spoke, causing Lin Fan to roll his eyes.

"The old man of my family is gone, and I didn't say that he is dead. ”

"Ahh

Before he could finish speaking, Lin Fan interrupted her with a wine bottle. "What do you think?come, drink~"

Lin Fan said that he didn't touch the bottle with Zhao Qianqian, and drank it directly.

Zhao Qianqian took two sips, but she couldn't drink anymore, and her eyes began to blur. I took out my phone and glanced at the time, it was more than three o'clock in the morning, and I got up to check out.

"Let's go, it's late, I'm sleepy, I'll take a taxi to take you back, and then I'll go straight home and sleep. Zhao Qianqian patted Lin Fan and said.

"Go by yourself, I'll sit down a little longer. ”

Zhao Qianqian also suddenly remembered that this guy only came to Hulin yesterday, his hometown is in the countryside, where did he come from here!

"I know you have nowhere to go, come with me. Zhao Qianqian said, regardless of whether Lin Fan agreed or not, she dragged him away anyway.

The two stopped a taxi, and Zhao Qianqian skillfully reported an address, which was more than ten minutes away, and the taxi stopped in front of a community. The two got out of the car and walked inside, Lin Fan walked while habitually remembering the road in his heart, this is a habit formed by many years of hunting, you must know that it is very fatal to get lost in the forest, if you really go in the wrong direction, then the weight of more than 100 catties can be regarded as an explanation.

Lin Fan looked at it seriously, and also remembered in his heart, how many buildings, which key was used to open the door, but he couldn't figure out what the iron door he had just entered was, only to see Zhao Qianqian take out a small piece and press it on a board, and then it changed when she came out. But after a little thought, I understand.,It turns out that this thing is straight up and down.,You don't have to walk upstairs.,Just use this thing to come up.,If you install this in the mountains of my house.,Then it's not hard to go up the mountain.。

As soon as she entered the house, Zhao Qianqian skillfully took slippers for Lin Fan, asked Lin Fan to sit on the sofa for a while, turned around and found him towels, pajamas, toothbrushes and other small things. She was also really sleepy, she was very tired from tossing, drank a lot of wine, threw things on Lin Fan, and instructed: "You sleep in the hut for a while, the pajamas are my father's, you can make do with them, the toilet is over there." After speaking, he was afraid that Lin Fan didn't understand, so he pointed to the hut and toilet again, turned around and locked the door and went to sleep. It seems that he hasn't drunk too much, and he still knows how to lock the door.

Lin Fan looked at the things in his hand and couldn't laugh a little, toothbrush, toothpaste and towel can understand, after all, it is also used at home, but what are these pajamas?

Lin Fan put down his things and touched around to see, why is this stool so soft? It was so comfortable to sit on, and he thought to himself and sat down hard. This table is good, white and clean, the floor is so smooth, really clean. What is this boxy black paint? What is the tall box? What is this toilet? I don't see a pit?

", don't pee, sleep. ”