Queen Mother: "Mortal, do you see me dressed like this, will anyone watch the live broadcast?"

Lu Yifan: "Niangniang, you are so beautiful, so sexy! I don't dare to guarantee the rest, just your dress, you don't have to show your lost breasts, you guarantee to kill what betta fish Sansao in seconds, what show ball beauty anchor!"

That's guaranteed to be popular!"

The Queen Mother: "Really, don't lie to this palace!"

Lu Yifan: "Really! Niangniang is the most beautiful beauty I have ever seen!"

Lu Yifan said this from the bottom of his heart. Updates are fast and ad-free.

The Queen Mother is indeed beautiful and sexy, an absolute best wife!

Even if you don't do anything, just stand in front of the camera to ensure that the fish balls and gifts fly up!

That's the advantage of being pretty!

Queen Mother: "Ha, Lu Yifan, you are really bold enough! You are the first person besides the Jade Emperor to say that this palace is sexy."

You must know that this is in the Heavenly Court, but it is a great sin to break the soul platform!"

Lu Yifan: "Niangniang, I love you beautiful in my heart, how can I talk about the four big things?"

A Zen saying, the Queen Mother is full of joy.

And what woman doesn't love beauty and doesn't like others to praise herself?

The Queen Mother: "Do I still need to shout the slogan 'Double click 6666', 'Lao Tie brush a big yacht' or something? I see that the Jade Emperor is practicing this thing there every night." ”

Lu Yifan: "Don't !! you just be yourself!"

it!

If you learn these vulgar things, it's called self-surrender!

Obviously a fairy, why do you have to learn those vulgar things?

The Queen Mother: "Okay, okay, that's all for today's training, remember to get up early tomorrow to play with me!"

Lu Yifan: "Good night Niangniang, I wish you a good dream." ”

Queen Mother: "I haven't slept in tens of thousands of years. ”

Lu Yifan: "......"

Early the next morning, Lu Yifan got up very early to contact Li Fei'er.

Li Fei'er's side of the water army and the accompanying play were all done, and Lu Yifan was a little relieved.

At 10 o'clock in the morning, many viewers of Betta sent a push.

The former Douyu made the executives of the three major platforms and the Penguin Dad executives compromise, so that countless female anchors took the initiative to invite An's plug-in brother "A Mortal" to reappear in the rivers and lakes!

After receiving this push, the audience frantically flocked to the Betta 001 room one by one as if they were high ~ tide and began to express their excitement with barrages and gifts.

"It's been a long time since I've seen you!

"Finally out of the live broadcast again! You know I want to watch you live again after thinking about it day and night!"

"This time it's not going to be a live broadcast of League of Legends, right? I'm a little tired of watching it......"

"Brother plug-in, can you use your strength to broadcast live once?"

"Hey, don't be too strong, after all, the characteristic of the plug-in brother is the plug-in!

The barrage densely covered the entire screen.

Li Fei'er, like last time, wore a super ~ low ~ chest V-shaped T-shirt very hard, revealing two big balls to attract the audience.

When the popularity was almost over, she cut the picture to Lu Yifan's live broadcast room, and then said to everyone: "Ladies and gentlemen, there will be a super beautiful and sexy female anchor to accompany you to spend this day today."

I hope you will support her!"

"Cut! No matter how sexy you are, can you be sexier than your 'milk flying'?"

"Betta on the ball, I only serve you milk fly!"

"Disperse, disperse, milk flies and doesn't show the ball, what else is there to see?"

"That's right! We came to your live broadcast room just to watch the ball! You don't even show your face, we still look at the wool!"

As soon as Li Feier turned off the camera, the popularity of the live broadcast room immediately decreased by half.

At this point, the blackened screen reappeared.

The audience only saw a super invincible and sexy woman wearing a hip-length short skirt with an extremely noble temperament in front of the camera.

"Damn!! Milk Fei didn't lie!!This is really a super beauty!"

"I'll it, it's too beautiful! I can't get tired of playing with this leg for the rest of my life!!"

"You can be so sexy and beautiful without showing your ball!"

"I'm almost fascinated by a girl!"

"Brothers, come and see the beauty!!"

"To tell you the truth, this is the best temperament and aura I have ever seen among all female anchors!

The appearance and figure of the Queen Mother are really not covered.

Before she could say anything, she pulled back all the popularity that had just dropped, and even far exceeded the popularity just now!

Li Fei'er was red when she saw this.

At this time, Lu Yifan picked up the microphone and said, "Everyone, welcome your new anchor to say something!"

The Queen Mother knocked on the microphone, blushing and saying, "Hello everyone, I am your new anchor empress!"

I'm here today mainly to have fun for myself, so if someone dares to scold me, I don't mind letting him go to hell!"

"Hahahaha!

"This beautiful anchor is so cute!

"Who dares to scold you, Lao Tzu will be the first to go up and kill him!"

"The empress, aunt washes the railway !!"

"Cut, disgusting, and go to hell, who to scare!"

There are always a few people who don't look at others well.

However, the next moment, those who scolded the Queen Mother were all stunned one by one.

As soon as they saw a flower, their surroundings immediately changed.

The souls in front of them, who are constantly tortured by the imps and the yakshas, remind them that they really have gone to hell!

"Your Excellency, I was wrong!! I don't dare anymore!!Let me go back!!"

"Help, Mom, I'm not going to be a keyboard warrior anymore!"

"In the future, I promise that there will be no dirty words, please let me go back!!"

How scary are the scenes of hell?

Even a glance can scare a mentally sound person into a psychopath!

These people who scolded the Queen Mother repented one by one from the fear in their hearts.

It's a pity that for the Queen Mother, these mortals are worse than an ant, and since she sent these people to hell, she didn't think to let them come back.

These poor trolls never dreamed that they would go to hell for squirting people, and they would never be able to live forever!

After getting ready, as soon as Lu Yifan entered the game, he saw that his side of the game and the water army were disorganized and difficult to identify.

So he started the plug-in program and equipped everyone with a uniform - red clothes and white helmets, and only a pair of red pants on the lower body.

"Brothers, listen to me, after a while, I met the foreigner and directly adopted the group beating mode, and after the torture and killing, snatched all the supplies back!

By the way, after meeting them, before the fight, we have to shout a unified slogan 'Eat my eagle'!

Specializing in gringos, don't kill your compatriots, ok?"