Chapter 190: The Expression Emperor of the Underworld

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Xinyue is Chang'e, who is Chang'e in that court?

Lin Hai's brain was in shambles.

"Lin Hai, I'm done. Liu Xinyue put the book in the car.

"Look, finished reading?" Lin Hai was stunned, this is too fast, this book has dozens of pages.

"Well, and I understood it all, like I was born with it. Liu Xinyue also felt very strange.

Lin Hai was speechless for a while, and he didn't know what to say.

"Lin Hai, what you taught me before is all superficial things, the most critical thing in this singing method is actually the movement path of the breath, you listen to me sing it to you again. ”

Liu Xinyue said and sang softly.

"Sitting back to back on the carpet" As soon as Liu Xinyue spoke, Lin Hai's body jerked.

Subsequently, the scenes with Liu Xinyue from acquaintance to acquaintance and love all emerged, not only that, but the two finally entered the palace of marriage, gave birth to children, grew old together, just like a movie, happily completed the whole life, and the scene was extremely warm.

Lin Hai's face, unconsciously, hung a happy smile.

Suddenly, a warm current flowed rapidly in Lin Hai's body, and the cultivation route recorded in the Tao Te Ching actually ran automatically, and Lin Hai suddenly came to his senses.

"It's amazing, it's actually an illusion!" Lin Hai was shocked.

"Huh?" Suddenly, Lin Hai found that Liu Xinyue made him feel a familiar breath in the process of singing.

"Tianyan, open!" Lin Hai said silently, and the Tianyan eyes opened.

"What!" Seeing Tianyan, Lin Hai's heart turned into turbulent waves.

I saw that Liu Xinyue's side was surrounded by pale cyan fine particles, these small particles, as if they had met their own queen, jumped happily beside Liu Xinyue, and poured into Liu Xinyue's body in an orderly manner.

"Except that the color of the particles is different and the number is much smaller, it is exactly the same as when I was cultivating the Tao Te Ching!" Lin Hai was shocked.

Looking at Liu Xinyue's body again, Lin Hai directly saw through Liu Xinyue's internal organs.

I saw a pale cyan air current, which was flowing in Liu Xinyue's body in a strange route, constantly watering her limbs and hundreds of remains.

"Could it be" A thought appeared in Lin Hai's mind, which made Lin Hai shocked.

"What's wrong with you?" Liu Xinyue finished singing, and seeing Lin Hai's expression was extremely strange, she asked.

"Oh, it's fine. Lin Hai came to his senses and hurriedly said.

"Then how am I singing?" asked Liu Xinyue with a look of anticipation.

"It's a world of difference from before!" Lin Hai said truthfully.

"I think so, Lin Hai, thank you for the gift! Liu Xinyue said, pecking lightly on Lin Hai's face.

As usual, if Liu Xinyue had been so active, Lin Hai would have taken the opportunity to pounce.

But now, Lin Hai doesn't have this mind.

He's in a mess right now, or rather, he's so messy.

There were some things he desperately needed to figure out.

"Xinyue, you continue to practice, I still have something to do, go back first. Lin Hai put Liu Xinyue down and drove straight home.

"Dad, you're back. The latest and fastest update "As soon as she entered the house, Ah Hua wagged her tail and pounced.

"Where's the female ghost?" asked Lin Hai as he walked.

"She's waiting for you in bed. ”

Burst!

Lin Hai kicked Ah Hua aside, Nima, can you speak.

"Dad, what I'm saying is true. Ah Hua looked aggrieved.

", what are you going to do?" As soon as Lin Hai entered the room, he saw Chu Lin'er lying on his side on the bed, with a sultry posture, looking at him with a smile on his face.

"People have been waiting for you for a long time. Chu Lin'er threw a wink at Lin Hai and said angrily.

"Come less, what do you mean?" As soon as Lin Hai saw Chu Lin'er's expression, he knew that there must be no good thing, so he hurriedly clasped his hands on his chest and said vigilantly.

"Hmph, it's really boring!" Chu Lin'er pouted and sat up.

"Hey, let me ask you, did you give him that set of emoji packs of the Emperor of Expressions?" Chu Lin'er said with a pout.

"Emperor Expression, what is it?" Lin Hai looked confused.

"Hmph, you don't pretend to be garlic, my father has already sent someone to throw him into the oil pan and fry him more than ten times, and he has already recruited him. Chu Lin'er said with a rude face.

When Lin Hai heard this, he shivered.

Nima, what kind of goods is this, so unlucky, it has been fried more than ten times, it is not a fritter?

"Who are you talking about, and what else are you going to do?"

"Hmph, less pretend, I'm talking about the emoticon Dima face that has been popular in the underworld recently, and he said that his set of emojis was sent to him by you. Chu Lin'er crossed her waist and said with an angry face.

"Wait a minute, who are you talking about?" Lin Hai was surprised.

Nima, I sent him a set of emojis, but, why did this product become the emperor of emojis?

"Yes, I sent him a set of emojis, but what's going on with this emoji emperor?" Lin Hai was a little curious.

"Hmph, this horse face, since I have that set of emojis, I can't do it, I add people and groups everywhere, see who gives whom to intercede, and the whole underworld is messed up, and many ghosts don't care about their work, and they beg the emperor to send new expressions every day. ”

"The most hateful thing is that this horse face, after sending twenty expressions, will never send new ones, there are just a few over and over again, which makes my father angry, and I wait for him to update new expressions every day, but this product comes directly to the sentence, and it is gone. ”

"My dad is addicted to collecting expressions, and as soon as he said it was gone, my dad went out on the spot, sent someone to throw him in the oil pot, fried him, and he recruited it, saying that you gave him a set, and he really didn't have anything new. ”

Burst!

Knowing the ins and outs, Lin Hai laughed directly.

Nima, isn't this horse face unlucky?

If you get a set of expressions, you don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, go everywhere, it's okay, it's okay, it's hooked up the addiction of Lord Yama, but you are out of stock.

Grass, who do you say if you don't blow up?

"Hmph, I hate you, I hate you to death!" Chu Lin'er suddenly shouted angrily towards Lin Hai.

"Eh" Lin Hai was directly confused, Nima, I hate my dry hair, I slept with you, or what?

"Hey, inexplicable. Lin Hai lay directly beside Chu Lin'er and ignored her.

"You" Chu Lin'er glared at Lin Hai, "Hey, I'm angry." ”

"I know, it's so obvious, who can't see it. Lin Hai raised his eyelids and said casually.

"Then, then you don't want to coax me?" Chu Lin'er angrily opened his teeth and claws.

"What does it have to do with me that you're angry?" Lin Hai looked strange.

"It doesn't matter, I'm just making you angry!"

"I'm angry, Princess Lin'er, when am I angry with you?" Lin Hai wondered for a while.

"Hmph, you still said that you are not angry with me, you have such a fun emoji, why don't you send it to others, only to Ma Mian, do you two have an adulterous relationship?"

Burst!

Nima, brother, why is he crazy, and Ma Mian has a whole adulterous relationship?

Princess, can you take responsibility for what you say?

"Who knew you didn't know that stuff was rare?" Lin Hai said angrily.

When Chu Lin'er heard this, he swooped down next to Lin Hai.

Two small hands dragged their chins, blinked their eyes, and pretended to be cute.

"Then you know now, can you send me a set?"

When Lin Hai heard this, he suddenly glanced at the collar that hung down from Chu Lin'er's chest.

"Send you a set, what's the benefit for me?"

"What benefits do you want?" Chu Lin'er saw Lin Hai's pig brother appearance, hurriedly pulled his collar together, and said vigilantly.

"Hey, you know. Lin Hai raised his eyebrows at Chu Lin'er.

"Bah, stinky rascal, don't you think about it!" Chu Lin'er stood up and shouted with his waist crossed.

Lin Hai rolled his eyes.

"I said Princess Lin'er, what do you want? Why is the little head melon so impure, people just want to ask you a question, alas, young people now, it's really dirty" Lin Hai shook his head for a while.

"Ahhhh

"Okay, Princess Lin'er, don't make trouble, I really have something I want to ask you!" Lin Hai's expression suddenly became solemn.