♂ ，！

The two chatted in the teahouse for a while, and it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

This place is relatively close to No. 1 Middle School, and the Weaver Girl said, "I'll go back first." ”

"I'll send you. ”

Tang Xiaobao hurried over.

"No need to send it, it's very close here. ”

Tang Xiaobao smiled: "That's not good, I'm your boyfriend now, how can I not send you, that's too ungentlemanly." ”

"You, my boyfriend?" Weaver Girl laughed, "Do you know how much older I am than you?"

Sweat......

Tang Xiaobao's whole person is not good.

The Weaver Girl estimates that her real age is already dozens of years old, and she can be a mother, this is only the age of the world, if you add her years in the sky, Tang Xiaobao is very embarrassed, this generation is estimated to be infinitely high, and she can't shout on the ladder.

But so what.

What a great opportunity, you can't just miss it.

This is a fairy, a veritable fairy sister, such a good opportunity must not be missed.

Therefore, Tang Xiaobao said: "In the face of love, age is not a problem, distance is not a problem, regardless of borders or race. ”

"Okay, then you can send me. ”

The Weaver Girl generously agreed.

is still the Weaver Girl in front, and Tang Xiaobao is behind.

Still walking, admiring the Weaver Girl's ass.

It's really not an ordinary warp!

Tang Xiaobao licked his lips.

He already has a lot of confidants, but who can compare with the Weaver Girl.

Speaking of which, there are two women that he wants to conquer the most.

One is Lannu, which is a ghost.

The other is the Weaver Girl, a pure fairy sister.

Tang Xiaobao felt that he should change his name to a more domineering one, such as Tang Ritian, or Tang Rixian......

As she walked, the Weaver Girl suddenly stopped.

Tang Xiaobao almost didn't hit it, and when he looked up, he saw someone blocking the way in front of him.

A young man, about twenty years old, about the same size as Tang Xiaobao, blocked the Weaver Girl's way with a stupid face.

Damn, is this the rhythm of grabbing horses?

Tang Xiaobao was angry and was about to step forward, but he didn't expect the young man to raise his head.

After just one glance, Tang Xiaobao was startled.

I'll go!

The man actually had a meat bag on his forehead, and it was still full of blood, and his hair was messy, as if he had escaped from an insane asylum, and the clothes on his body were still dirty, which were a set of work clothes, like those used by car repair shop workers, and were stained with oil.

"Weaver Girl, I've finally found you. ”

The man opened his mouth and laughed, and he laughed, and he was actually a little silly.

But Tang Xiaobao was stunned.

Damn, he actually knows the Weaver Girl?

Moreover, this is not a general understanding, you can see the identity of the Weaver Girl at a glance, which shows that the identity of the other party is not simple.

Tang Xiaobao swallowed his saliva and did not step forward immediately, but watched from behind.

He wanted to see what kind of attitude the Weaver Girl would have.

The Weaver Girl frowned and asked, "Erlang Zhenjun, what's wrong with you?"

Jiro Zhenjun?

,!

Tang Xiaobao almost didn't jump.

It's really said that Erlang, Erlang is here.

But this image, will it really be the Erlang God that I admired so much before?

Tang Xiaobao was dumbfounded.

It feels like a homeless man who hasn't taken a shower in three years!

Erlang God scratched his hair, blushed, very shy, and explained embarrassedly: "Oh, there was a little problem with the passage from the fairy world to the human world, it was not very stable, and in the end, the head hit the ground first, and it became like this." ”

Sweat......

Tang Xiaobao also frowned.

Why don't you die......

"Your uncle is really willing to spend his blood, he didn't hesitate to open the passage, and even sent you to the world, you came to the world, you won't be looking for me, right?"

"You know my intentions, this time the Jade Emperor sent someone to the world, and I took the initiative to invite Ying, just to know that you are in the world, my true feelings for you, haven't you noticed it at all in the past tens of thousands of years?"

Erlang God said with some resentment.

Tang Xiaobao shuddered.

Holy, it's disgusting.

The Weaver Girl said coldly: "The Weaver Girl is just a little fairy, how can she be worthy of Erlang Zhenjun, you are the second generation of officials, I think, you still don't come to me." ”

"No, I'm here for you. ”

Jiro Zhenjun shook his head like a splashing drum.

Tang Xiaobao couldn't listen to it anymore.

He strode forward and stopped the Weaver Girl behind him, although he was a little jealous in his heart, but thinking that he had an innate qi, the other party would not really kill him, so he said with a strong face: "Hey, hey, Erlang God, this is wrong for you, now the world pays attention to free love, don't you know? You are breaking the law like this, believe it or not, I asked the police to arrest you?"

"Huh, is that you?"

As soon as Erlang God saw Tang Xiaobao, his eyes lit up: "I was about to look for you." ”

It's broken, it's coming......

Tang Xiaobao coughed: "What are you looking for me to do?"

"I'm looking for you, naturally there is something, you have the chaotic qi, the Jade Emperor said, you can be named an immortal official now, and I can make you an immortal in advance, and lead you to heaven to be an official, the condition is that you have to hand over the chaotic qi to me, and I will bring it to the Jade Emperor." ”

Erlang God said straight to the point.

Tang Xiaobao was angry.

Hey, is it so straightforward?

Don't understand any euphemism?

Also, Feng Guan, how do you feel that this is a routine.

In addition, lead me to the fairy world to be an official, who to deceive, it is not easy to come to the human world, and it is even more difficult to return to the heavenly realm.

"To be an official, to be an official?"

Tang Xiaobao asked angrily.

"Now that the staffing of the Heavenly Court is full, the Jade Emperor said, for the time being, let you go to Bi Ma Wen of the Heavenly Horse Prison, and when there is a vacancy in the future, you will be transferred to another position, this official is not small. ”

Erlang God said seriously.

The Weaver Girl burst out laughing.

Erlang God glared at her fiercely.

Tang Xiaobao was really angry.

I'll go to your grandmother's Bi Ma Wen, isn't this the original position of the monkey head?

There's no sincerity at all.,That's the naked teasing.。

Just take a job as a groom, and just want to deceive Tang Ye's chaotic qi, it's just a robbery.

With a move in his heart, Tang Xiaobao bit his lip and asked, "Erlang God, do you know Journey to the West?"

"Huh, what is that?" Erlang was confused.

Tang Xiaobao understood.

This Journey to the West, no one in the sky knows.

No wonder he was so serious.

I don't know, right.

Tang Xiaobao said angrily: "You girl, you want to change my chaotic qi when you get a job as a groom, you treat me as a second fool, right? Do you think I am Sun Dasheng, and you will be yours? Hey, you dare to insult me like this again, believe it or not, I will let the monkey head clean you up? I and him are now brothers, and we have long worshiped Jinlan." ”

"The monkey is there, too?"

Erlang God looked around nervously, but he quickly sneered again: "I'm not afraid of him, now that he has lost all his mana, do you dare to fight me, uh-huh." ”

Sweat......

This guy isn't too stupid.