Chapter 555: Stupid and stupid
Chen Yidao walked onto the stage and made a stop action, signaling the audience to stop applauding and cheering, he had something to say, after the audience calmed down, he took the microphone and said loudly: "Thank you for your warm applause, and thank you Le Kaihuan for giving me a chance to be on TV, as for who I am, I believe that even if I don't introduce everyone, everyone knows that I am Chen Yidao." ”
"Brother Dao, we have seen you countless times in newspapers, magazines, and news, but this is the first time we have seen a real person, do you know what kind of mood we feel when we see you now?"
"Holding my big 'legs' and asking to be friends with me?" Chen Yidao said with a smile.
"Brother Dao, you are outdated, it is no longer fashionable to be friends with local tyrants, what is popular now is: Brother Dao, accept me!"
Du Juan walked up to Chen Yidao and said timidly and shyly: "Brother Dao, can I hug you?"
"It's a great honor. Chen Yidao said with a smile.
Du Juan cheered, hugged Chen Yidao from the side, and said with a sweet smile: "I feel like holding a mountain of gold, it's cool." ”
Du Pang was not to be left behind, ran forward, with a flattering smile, and said to Chen Yidao: "Brother Dao, can I hug your big 'legs'?" Before Chen Yidao could reply, he half-lay on the ground and hugged Chen Yidao's feet.
"Okay, okay, everyone, don't joke, today I finally invited Brother Dao to our happy show, we must cherish this opportunity, let Brother Dao solve our questions, I will be the first to ask! Brother Dao, why do everyone call you Brother Dao, and even black and white, can you tell us about it?"
"Actually, this problem is very easy to understand, just like you put an end to it! Most people call you Duge, few people call your name, and the same is true for me, I was very stupid when I was a child, and I was often bullied, except for Li Hui - no one wanted to play with me, until I was in junior high school, I overheard a sentence, stupid and stupid, stupid achievements, I thought, I'm not stupid or stupid, why do others still bully me, laugh at me, and look down on me.
I was unwilling, I wanted to change my life, so I began to fight with my peers, began to practice seriously, those who were scared by me, in order to please me, I called me Brother Dao, as I made more and more money, more and more people called me Brother Dao, until now, except for my mother, almost everyone calls me Brother Dao, and my name is not heard by others. Chen Yidao explained.
"Brother Dao, according to legend in the rivers and lakes, you are the number one master in the world, right?" Du Juan asked in a coquettish voice.
"I'm not, because the real masters are not businessmen, because they don't have time to manage business, and at the same time they don't love money, they love power, they can give up everything for power, including love, people like them are real masters, I'm not, I'm a low hand at most. Chen Yidao said, the world's number one master, he acquiesced, but in front of the audience in front of the TV, he didn't dare to admit it, for fear that another ancestor like the Sima family would come out.
"The domineering and high-profile Brother Dao also has low-key times. "Put an end to it.
"Brother Dao, I saw a message in a gossip magazine, the magazine said that you are a 'flowery' carrot, is this true?" Du Pang asked out loud.
"Gossip gossip, gossip or gossip?" Chen Yidao said with a smile.
"Brother Dao, can you tell me how many 'girlfriend' friends you have?" asked Du Juan gossipingly.
"Four, just sit there. Chen Yidao pointed to Mo Guoling who was sitting next to them.
Mo Guoling raised her hand and said angrily: "I declare, I am not. ”
'Mao' and 'Lu' Mei picked up the microphone and said with a smile: "I think so, but unfortunately I'm not." ”
Liu Fei also said loudly: "If Brother Dao can write songs for me, I don't mind being Brother Dao's 'girlfriend' friend." ”
Zhang Shuimiao said with a smile: "Brother Dao, this is what you said, when the show is over, I will go home with you." ”
Putting an end to the end of Guo Ling's face, he asked, "Guo Ling, why do you angrily declare that you are not? Isn't Brother Dao the type you like? Or do you dislike Brother Dao's money, or is it because Brother Dao's domineering spirit overwhelms you, that's why it's like this." ”
"He is a good lover, but not a good husband, and I believe that many 'girl' students will agree with me. Sugo Ling said.
put an end to an expression that I understood, nodded, and said to Mo Guoling: "I understand, I understand." "That seems to be saying that you have a relationship with Chen Yidao that you can't let go, don't worry, I won't say it.
"We can ask Brother Dao questions, but the audience can't, which seems to be so selfish. Du Juan said.
"Okay, then we'll leave the audience without asking questions. "Put an end to walking off the stage, the audience in the audience suddenly 'chaotic' and 'chaotic', one by one are scrambling to ask questions, most of the questions are reporters, of course he will not give the microphone to those reporters, their program team has arranged for people to 'mix' in the audience, he handed the microphone to a young man in a green 'color' shirt: "Handsome guy, it's you, what do you want to ask our brother Dao?"
The young man took the microphone excitedly and said loudly: "Brother Dao, you are recognized as rich in the world, can you tell us how much money you have now?" He is a professional audience actor, and this question was asked by the program team.
"I don't know how much money I have, because the value of the products developed by my group is incalculable, I only know that some time ago, I invested 1.5 trillion yuan in all walks of life, and I owe hundreds of billions of yuan to others, so you ask me how much money I have, I really don't know how to answer, you say I have money! I owe tens of millions of yuan, you say I have no money! My business makes money much faster than the money printing machine. Chen Yidao said.
"Brother Dao, what exactly did you invest in 1.5 trillion yuan? Stopped asked in surprise.
"Mobile phone MP4, touch screen mobile phone, DVD, food processing factory, automobile factory, motorcycle factory, aristocratic various ornament factory, science and technology school...... There are so many that I can't finish talking about them at once. Chen Yidao said.
"Brother Dao, you want to monopolize the market in the world!" exclaimed.
"There is pressure to be motivated, and I believe that it will not be long before there will be more perfect businesses in other countries than our group. Chen Yidao said.
"Okay, after asking so much, Brother Dao should be a little tired of it, so let's go directly to the next stage, have fun, and have fun. "Don't say it loudly.
"Guo Ling, you four beautiful 'women', please come to the middle of the stage, you can't play this game without you. "Put an end to it.