Chapter 67: True and False Banana Fan
"Whirlwind Slash!" Shu Mingxuan brought a gust of wind under his feet, and went straight towards those spider spirits, and when he couldn't dodge, the spider spirits were kicked into the water by Shu Mingxuan and hit the stones, making them grin in pain.
"Hey, hey~~ I have something to say~~ It hurts me to death~~ We didn't hurt Tang Seng, the big fairy was very weird, it seemed that he just wanted to drag them down. The spider spirit sneered.
"Then put Tang Seng on fire and cook ......"
"What scared them, that tank just used a spell to imprison Tang Seng, and the water couldn't be boiled at all. The spider spirit pursed his lips.
"Where's Pansi Daxian, where did you go?"
"I haven't seen Tang Seng since I caught it, I don't believe you can go to her room to find it, just behind the Pansi Cave. ”
When I came to the Pansi Daxian Residence, I saw that there were cobwebs all over here. Shu Mingxuan probed, and under a table, he found another delicate scroll, could this hide the answer to the identity of the monster? Shu Mingxuan opened it and looked at it, only to see that it was written:
"Pansi Daxian Handwritten - Volume 2
128 years, the second day of the eighth month. Since God has arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person, and he can't be wrong!
128, September 13. The Buddha found out that I was missing and asked Sister Qingxia to arrest me and go back. But I don't want to go, I know that one day he will appear in a high-profile situation, wearing golden armor and stepping on seven-colored clouds to marry me!"
It turned out that Pansi Daxian was the Zixia Fairy, and Shu Mingxuan told Xuanzang about the harvest in the Pansi Daxian's residence, and when Xuanzang heard it, he sighed: "Zixia Fairy? Alas, Wukong still can't escape the love tribulation of these three lives." ”
"How long are you going to soak it...... Do you want to catch it first?" Shu Mingxuan asked.
"I can't walk for a while, it's very comfortable to soak...... I don't know anything about love, donor...... I'm sorry for you. Xuanzang smiled.
"Even the love of a monkey has to be taken care of by me......" Shu Mingxuan was very helpless.
"Haha, Wukong went to borrow a banana fan, you can go to Princess Iron Fan to find it. Xuanzang said.
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Shu Mingxuan trekked through mountains and rivers, and after a few days of traveling, he finally came to Cuiyun Mountain, which was thousands of miles away, and after some inquiry, he found the princess of the iron fan in the Basho Cave.
When she told her about her intentions, Princess Iron Fan said, "You said that monkey, ha, it was already fanned away by me." ”
"So brutal...... People are just here to borrow a fan, not to collect debts......"
"Hmph, if he hadn't sent the red boy to Guanyin as a boy, the Bull Demon King wouldn't have thought of raising a goblin for a while. I hate this kind of irresponsible person the most!" Princess Iron Fan said angrily.
"It's the second grandmother of the Bull Demon King, what kind of tantrum are you throwing at that monkey......" Shu Mingxuan was a little speechless.
"Hmph, I don't care, now my Basho Cave has become a miasma, and I get angry when I see those goblin henchmen outside!"
"You mean those rat spirits, I've long since seen them unpleasantly. ”
On the way here, Shu Mingxuan was harassed by the group of rat spirits more than once, and he was so annoyed that even if he repelled them, after a while, he still stuck to them like a dog's skin plaster. Immediately, he helped Princess Iron Fan teach the rat spirits around Basho Cave a lesson.
Some of the trophies on the rat spirits were harvested, including the exclusive equipment of the Tang Dynasty - the Guanri suit, which were guns, shoulder pads, waist pads, and wrist guards.
"Miss Tie, I'm more relieved now. ”
"Hmph, there is nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief. "Princess Iron Fan didn't buy it.
"Wronged~~ I just expressed my deep indignation at the behavior of the Bull Demon King raising a little three, and expressed sympathy and comfort to the victims......"
"If he doesn't come home with me, I'll seal the goblin's hole! ”
The Rat Spirit Neidan is an Inner Dan refined by the rat spirit gnawing at the carrion corpse for a long time, exuding a burst of corpse odor. Shu Mingxuan sent it to the Bull Demon King, and the Bull Demon King was about to vomit: "Vomit~~ Don't bring such a disgusting thing to me." ”
"It's not that you let your wife stay alone all day long, no wonder she is so dark......"
"Hmph, that fierce woman, you ...... me last time She hasn't settled the account with her about fanning my brother yet, and you still want me to go back to accompany her?" said the Bull Demon King angrily.
"The monkey didn't know where it had gone...... Are you going to never go back?"
"Unless she gives me face and lends the banana fan to Wukong, I'll reluctantly go back to see her. ”
Shu Mingxuan conveyed the words of the Bull Demon King to Princess Iron Fan, and Princess Iron Fan asked uncertainly, "Did he really say that?"
"yes, if you want to see him, take out the fan. "Shu Mingxuan can't wait.
"Okay, you take the fan, let him come to me. Princess Iron Fan compromised and handed over the banana fan to Shu Mingxuan.
Shu Mingxuan held the banana fan, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: Hehe, secretly go and try to see if this broken fan is really so powerful.
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In the Flame Mountain, Hong Funu, Lu Xiaofeng, Chu Liuxiang, and Xiaolongnu were chatting together at a barbecue in the mountain.
Chu Liuxiang: "Listening to the mysterious old man every day, today I can finally taste the taste of roasted spider legs!"
Hong Funu: "I still like to eat roasted wings. ”
Xiaolongnu: "I'm losing weight, I don't eat." ”
Lu Xiaofeng: "Hehe, I'll help you solve it when your roast goose meat is cooked later!"
"Let me go ahead, let let ~ I'll go over and do a task first. "Shu Mingxuan rode an ironclad rhinoceros, and his figure was from far and near.
Lu Xiaofeng: "Haha, another one who was cheated." ”
Xiaolongnu: "Don't waste your efforts, that fan is an impostor." ”
Chu Liuxiang: "It's better to come over and barbecue together." ”
"Ah, lie, want to upgrade before me, no way!" Immediately, Shu Mingxuan recited a spell, "Ma Li Ma Li, Ma Li Ma Li Coax ~ Change Change !!" Fan the banana.
Chu Liuxiang: "Oops! My spider legs are scorched!"
Hong Funu: "Ah~~~~~~~ the hairstyle I just made was burned~~~"
Lu Xiaofeng: "My butt is on fire!" Quick, help me put out the fire!"
Xiaolongnu: "The fire is so big, I think it's better to wait until I'm done in class before I do the task......"
"Wow,...... Could it be that I'm using it incorrectly? Just try again. Shu Mingxuan saw that his fan seemed to make the flames around him bigger, and he fanned it again without believing it.
This time the force was even greater, and in an instant, the mountain of flames shook, and the wind blew fiercely, and thunder roared everywhere.
Hong Funu: "It's thundering, it's raining, it's an earthquake, run!"
Lu Xiaofeng: "Ah-I'll be back!"
Chu Liuxiang: "What a nasty feeling......"
Lu Xiaofeng and Chu Liuxiang, who were at the cusp of the wind, were actually blown away by this gust of wind.
Xiaolongnu: "It's a tornado, the two next to it have been blown away......"
After calming down, Hong Funu said angrily to Shu Mingxuan: "Oh, let's just say that this banana fan is fake, you still have to experiment, take a look, now the fan is gone." ”
Shu Mingxuan: "...... Forget it, I'll take this fake to hand in the task. ”
Hong Fu ran away without looking back, and when Xiaolongnu saw this, she hurriedly chased: "Wait for me......"
"I'm going to hand in the task too......" Shu Mingxuan asked the ironclad rhinoceros to turn around and go to the Bull Demon King.
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"Take the banana fan. I tried it secretly, though...... It's a fake......"
"What!!!Lie to me with fakes!It's not enough to fan my grandson once, it's not enough to make my grandson lose face once, and you want to lie to me with fakes!!Is it dead when I'm a Monkey King!" The Bull Demon King said angrily.
Shu Mingxuan was stunned: "You are...... Are you the Monkey King?"
“...... I was angry and said that I missed my mouth...... That woman was so difficult to deal with that she had to turn into this to trick the fan......"
"Turns out you're a fake too...... What now?"
"You pick some flowers from the other side and send them to her, saying that if you don't help Wukong cross the Flaming Mountain, the Bull Demon King will break off with her. ”
The other side of the flower language: never see each other, life with each other. It is said to be in full bloom on Huangquan Road. But in this place in the Tang Dynasty, there was also the growth of flowers on the other side.
With the other side flower, Shu Mingxuan handed it over to Princess Iron Fan, and conveyed the words of the Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan muttered, "He...... He's really so ruthless......"
Shu Mingxuan: "Such a desperate Miss Tie really doesn't look used to it...... Don't be sad, when Wukong and the others leave, the Bull Demon King will change back to the previous Bull Demon King. ”
Princess Iron Fan laughed at herself helplessly: "Oh, learn from the scriptures, it's really that important." ”
Shu Mingxuan: "I don't know about others, but that monkey is destined to be his life's work...... Otherwise, there would be no Journey to the West......"
Princess Iron Fan smiled: "Let's go, I'll accompany you to extinguish the fire in the Flaming Mountain." ”