Chapter 14: Aunt Umbrella
Chu Ge opened the door again, it was still the gentle mother-in-law, still caring and considerate words, it was late at night, he must be dreaming.
Chu Ge was stunned and was welcomed into the house by Wen Baolian, and when he walked through the entrance, he found a strange fat woman sitting on the sofa, looking at him with interest.
"Who is this?"
"Come, Chu Ge, let me introduce to you, this is my sister, Aunt Su Li, just call her aunt. ”
This aunt looks older than Wen Baolian, it should be a perennial farming relationship, she is dressed plainly, her face is withered, but her face is covered with a thick layer of powder, and every time she laughs, Chu Ge is worried that the powder on her folds will fall off.
"You're Li Li's husband, aren't you?"
Before Chu Ge could reply, Su Li hurriedly came out of the room and pulled him in.
Aunt laughed and said: "Their relationship is really good, Li Li can't help it!"
Wen Baolian and Su Daqing smiled and didn't reply.
"So, we should continue to behave lovingly at home?"
In the room, under Su Li's explanation, Chu Ge finally understood why Wen Baolian was so weird today. It turned out that Wen Baolian bragged to her mother's family in the countryside that she had found a rich son-in-law for the sake of her own face, this son-in-law not only loved Su Li, but also was filial to the two of them, and bought a car and a house, which made her mother's family envious to tears.
However, her sister, Su Li's aunt, came directly from the countryside without saying a word, wanting to see this son-in-law, Wen Baolian couldn't help but show her stuff, so she had to ask Chu Ge to perform a good family with them during the time when her sister was temporarily staying.
Chu Ge was relieved now, it turned out that his mother-in-law was not crazy, but just vanity.
He looked at Su Li's room full of his luggage, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, wife, we are already very affectionate, this play is just acting in our true colors!"
"You put away your fancy intestines for me, we're just a fake marriage!" Su Li noticed Chu Ge's gaze and threatened him: "You honestly lay the floor for me tonight, if you do something crooked, I will definitely not let you go!"
Chu Ge's dream was shattered, and he drooped his head and followed Su Li out of the room.
"Uncle, you're too fast!"
The sympathetic gaze made Chu Ge depressed for no reason, why did it sound so strange, did this aunt think something wrong?
"Alas, I'm a little thirsty, how do you know I want to drink water, aunt, thank you!"
"Eh, mom help me click on that channel, it's time for the TV series. ”
"Dad, don't be idle, go and cut some fruit for your aunt to eat. ”
"Wife, you... You're okay, don't look at me so fiercely!"
In the next few short hours, Chu Ge enjoyed extraordinary treatment. Wen Baolian's sister was enthusiastic about him, serving tea and water, shushing the cold and asking for warmth, as if his aunt was his mother-in-law. And Wen Baolian and Su Daqing let Chu Ge call and drink, but there was no way to resist, after all, this was their own sin!
"Uncle, I heard that you have bought a new house, why are you still living here?" asked the aunt the biggest doubt in her heart.
The other three were startled and suddenly forgot to breathe.
"Auntie, the house was bought, but I was in a hurry to get married to Su Li. The house is still being renovated, besides, you don't know, this house will have to be dried for a few months after the renovation!"
Chu Ge deceived his aunt without blushing and heartbeat, and the three of them silently praised Chu Ge's wit.
After hearing these words, my aunt sighed in frustration: "In that case, I still have to stay with you for a few months, and I have to see your house before I can leave with peace of mind!"
"What?!" Wen Baolian noticed her gaffe, smiled to hide her embarrassment, and said: "It's nothing, it's nothing, you want to live as long as you want, our family is not short of this money!"
The next day, Su Li woke Chu Ge up with two big dark circles under his eyes, and Chu Ge was full of energy, not at all like he had been lying on the ground all night.
"This stinky man slept so soundly!"
Although Chu Ge fell asleep early, Su Li was in the same room with the opposite sex for the first time in his life, and it was still in such an ambiguous place as his room, Chu Ge could wake her up when he turned over, and it could be said that he had no sleep all night.
"You take your aunt to go shopping today, try to make her happy, and send her back early!"
Su Li couldn't bear this kind of life for a day, so he hurriedly handed Chu Ge the car keys, returned 8,000 yuan to Chu Ge, and then rushed the bus to work.
Chu Ge felt the eight thousand yuan in his hand carefully, he was not stupid! He could see that as long as this aunt was at home for a day, Wen Baolian and Su Daqing would have to be respectful to him, and this aunt was completely his protective umbrella.
"Hehe, I will definitely complete the task and promise to make my aunt happy and not want to go home!" Chu Ge silently swore to the figure of his wife downstairs.
As soon as her aunt heard that Chu Ge had asked for leave to take her shopping, she happily pulled him to the car, Chu Ge buckled his seat belt, took his aunt and went straight to the hypermarket in the city center.
On the road, Chu Ge vaguely felt that someone was following him: "Hmph, this old man!"
He immediately shook the front of the car, made several turns in a row, drove onto the overpass, and the car disappeared into the sea of cars, and there was no trace.
"Uncle, you must follow me well, I'm afraid that I won't be able to find anyone as soon as I turn around!" got out of the car, and my aunt became trembling.
She has never seen such a lively scene in the countryside, and the largest supermarket in the village may have more than 100 people a day.
However, in the end, it is a woman's nature to go shopping, and under Chu Ge's persuasion, the aunt who was still cowering at the beginning became fierce in less than half an hour, and when she saw a novelty, she had to go over to see it, and she would buy it if she wanted to, without mercy, anyway, Chu Ge paid for it.
And Chu Ge looked at his aunt and the big bags in his hands, and swore to the sky: Accompanying a woman to go shopping is definitely the most tiring and painful thing in the world! If there is no such thing as shopping in the world, how many men will regain their strength!
Chu Ge touched the remaining two thousand yuan in his pocket, fortunately, this aunt did not pick expensive ones to buy, she still has the pragmatic spirit of a countryman, maybe she can keep some when the time comes.
He originally thought so, until he saw his aunt go straight into a signboard glittering jewelry store.
"Auntie, you're wrong, come out with me!"
In the store, Aunt Wen put her whole face on the glass case, staring at the jewelry on the counter, and her hair was about to flow.
"This lady, you have a good eye, if you don't mind, you can try on our watch. ”