286 I am blind, and you have a poisonous tongue
Er Miao didn't have time to take care of the roses at that time, and he noticed that ugly monster Wu Neng! Hey, what about saying that he doesn't judge people by their appearance, but wants to be a person with connotation?
However, Er Miao refused to admit his mistake, and educated Li Jia with righteousness: "Hey, what's wrong with being ugly, and I didn't scoop it in your bowl." Besides, how can you be so meaningless?
Li Jia retorted: "What's wrong with judging people by their appearance? Even animals know how to select the best, and for the sake of high-quality offspring, it is necessary to judge people by their appearance." ”
The two argued endlessly, and finally somehow came to the puzzle of "chicken or egg" that has not been solved for thousands of years.
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It didn't take long, and I don't know who voted first, the question about chickens and eggs finally stopped, and the two got back on track and got down to business. After a long period of review, the two did not pick out a male ticket that met the standard among the roses in the room.
In the end, the two stared at each other.
Er Miao said: "Li Jia, are you blind? Why is there no one who is reliable?"
Li Jia: "It's you who is blind, aren't you? Aren't you reading? I don't use my eyes, I only use my brain and mouth." ”
Er Miao is very two: "Oh, that's me blind, you poisonous tongue." There are so many people, you can actually exclude everyone, and I am also convinced by you. ”
In the end, Er Miao thought that the master was too beautiful, so he attracted some unreliable womanizers. So, I suggested that Su Su pretend to be ugly, and I don't know what kind of brain these two goods have. The reputation of beauty is already outside, is it still useful to be ugly?
Er Miao, who was refuted by Li Jia, said: "It's useful and useful, at least they don't feel good intuitively when they see it." ”
Who knows, Su Su sneered: "Pretending to be ugly? ”
Not cooperative.
Er Miao made a bitter face and asked, "But how do you get rid of those suitors?" I bet that there will be a bunch of people waiting for you tomorrow. "E-book shop
Su Su: "......"
Li Jia frowned bitterly: "Or, let's find a way to block this rotten peach blossom for the master." ”
That's just a matter of saying, and the days have to go on as usual.
Let's say that in the next few days, Su Su is still sending roses non-stop. Er Miao and Li Jia were patient at first, but they ran N times a day to hold roses for the master, and it was very tiring to go upstairs and downstairs, and the most important thing was that the roses did not sell well.
Even if you sell it to a flower shop at a low price, the owner is not very happy to accept it. It is said that the flowers are tossed and tossed not fresh enough, it is not easy to store, and the business of the small shop is not good, and it will lose money if it cannot be sold for a while, and the flowers bought are not good, and they also smack their own signboards.
So, Er Miao and Li Jia were naturally tired of collecting roses.
After careful consideration, the two decided to post a post on campus, solemnly stating that the master has a boyfriend, please don't shamelessly dig into the corner.
As soon as Er Miao put the post out, there was a reply post: Do you have a boyfriend?
Er Miao sneered: Alone, aren't you a human being when I am Er Miao?
Li Jia reminded her: You are a human, but not a man.
Second seedling: ......
I have to find a male to prove that he is the boyfriend of the grandfather!
This matter failed and became Ermiao's heart disease.
On this day, Er Miao went to work in the student union office with a sad face. As a major member of the Propaganda Department, she has a lot of things to do on weekdays.