Chapter 1648 Spring Festival Seven Days of Music Animal Chapter Cross Talk
"Welcome Guo Xiaogang and Zhao Xiaoshan. ”
Li Feng applauded, Li Tong and a group of people clapped their hands, and two parrots fell from the sky and fell into the camera.
"Poof. ”
"Hahaha. ”
The scene was directly happy, and Li Tong couldn't laugh. "Brother, it's messing with names again. ”
"This is the South American translator?"
"Isn't this a parrot?"
"Not really. ”
The audience laughed, and the live audience was even happier.
"Fengzi, you're finished, you have offended all the cross talk world and the sketch world. ”
"Fengzi, you are awesome, subdue the two generals at once. ”
"The Spring Festival Gala is not far from you. ”
"Hahaha, no, I'm going to leave a message below Deyun Club and Zhao Jiaban. ”
"Quickly introduce who is Zhao Xiaoshan and who is Guo Xiaogang. ”
"Don't make a fuss, what a nice name. ”
Li Feng said with a smile. "Come on, Zhao Xiaoshan, you come first. ”
"Hello everyone, I'm Zhao Xiaoshan, three and a half years old today, no diapers. ”
"Hello everyone, I'm Guo Xiaogang, two and a half years old this year, I love milk. “
Poof, not only was the audience on the other end of the screen happy, but the scene also laughed directly.
"Hahaha. ”
"No, but I'm happy. ”
There were a lot of employees of the tourism company in the audience, and some villagers came to join in the fun when they heard the performances here, and there were more than 100 people in the audience for a while.
"Who taught this?"
"It must have been taught by the three sons. ”
A few aunts only clapped their hands.
Li Xiaoran was all happy. "Xiao Feng really knows how to come up with a name. ”
"My brother must have done it on purpose. Li Tong took a picture and posted it to Moments, and after a while, there were a lot of messages below, and many classmates left messages below asking Li Tong to help take a few more photos, which was so cute.
I don't need diapers Zhao Xiaoshan, I love to drink milk Guo Xiaogang, and the jokes will come out for a while.
"Hahaha, no, I'm peeing out when I'm laughing, I'm going to change a diaper. "I'm poor B.
"Nima, I'm going to drink a cup of milk to suppress the shock. ”
"It's so cute, Xiaoshan, Xiaogang, come on. ”
"No, the love is bubbling, what a cute little parrot. ”
The female fans in the live broadcast room were immediately circled again, and they were just sucked a wave of fans by Ah Mao Cold Storage Shuai, which will Zhao Xiaoshan and Guo Xiaogang immediately attracted fans by these two goods as soon as they came out.
"It was so much fun. ”
Many fans are happy to take a selfie table, Zhao Xiaoshan, Guo Xiaogang lost such a good name to Li Feng.
Fans love it, gifts are indispensable, not to mention fans, even the grapefruit gave a gift, it's so cute.
"Director, when are we going to Lijiapo, Zhao Xiaoshan and Guo Xiaogang are so fun. "Circle consummation is expectation.
"You want to go, whenever you want. ”
Yuzu said with a smile. "Well, let's go to Lijiapo tomorrow. ”
"Really?"
Several other people were also surprised, they were originally asking, but they didn't expect Yuzu to really agree. "It was originally planned. Yuzu said. "Mr. Cheng has a batch of New Year's goods here, let's send them for Mr. Cheng. ”
"It's time for us to go home for the New Year. ”
"Ah, what should I do about Fengzi's Spring Festival seven-day live broadcast?"
"It's okay, when the time comes, we'll talk online. ”
Tomorrow will be twenty-nine, but compared to grapefruit, a few people in Yuanyuan don't care, after all, they are all from Xiangxi, and they can go home and live at night.
"It's going to start again. ”
"Is it cross talk?"
"Seems so. “
"Name of the dish?"
"Really, fake. ”
Zhao Xiaoshan is really open. "The whole feast of the north and south of the national cuisine,
I'm going to invite you to eat four dried and four fresh four candied fruits,
Four cold meats, three sweet bowls, and four dim sum.
The four stems are black melon seeds, white melon seeds, walnut dipping seeds, and sugar almonds.
The four fresh ones are Beishan apples, Chenzhou peaches, Guangdong lychees, and Guilin horseshoe.
The four candied fruits are green plums, orange cakes, round meat, and melon strips.
The four cold meats are whole lamb liver, crab legs, white chopped chicken, and fried pork ribs.
The sweet bowl is lotus seed porridge, almond catechu, and steamed eight treasure rice with sugar.
The four dim sum are hibiscus cake, lama cake, fried croquettes, and fried Lantern Festival. ”
"Remarkable. ”
Guo Xiaogang interface. "And so. ”
The two parrots come and go, I really finished talking about a cross talk, Li Feng didn't stop the face molding in his hand and pinched out a shot Zhao Xiaoshan, Guo Xiaogang came, twelve in a row, the whole twenty-four, Zhao Xiaoshan and Guo Xiaogang's demeanor when they just talked about cross talk was almost pinched.
"What do you think?"
Li Feng said with a smile, and the audience shouted along. "One more. ”
The same group of people in the live broadcast room shouted for another one. "It's so interesting. ”
"Nima, it's the first time I've heard a parrot talk about cross talk, and it's not bad. ”
"Guo Dagang, hurry up and take Guo Xiaogang. ”
"Zhao Dashan, don't let Zhao Xiaoshan go, this apprentice is definitely talented. ”
"Guo Xiaogang came to a song of the five rings. ”
"Zhao Xiaoshan, will you sell abduction?"
The audience in the live broadcast room was amused, not bad at all Zhao Xiaoshan and Guo Xiaogang.
"Kaede, come out again. ”
"Hill, hill. ”
"Xiaogang, I love you. ”
A wave of women painted gifts, and the message was to be seen again, Li Feng was a little helpless. "Really, it's hard for me, I'm not prepared. ”
"Kaede, it's fun if you're not prepared. ”
"Yes, yes, as long as Xiaoshan and Xiaogang appear in the camera. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, we want Xiaoshan and Xiaogang. ”
Female fans in the live broadcast room, he is really crazy, Li Feng looked at the messages of female fans on the projection screen to refresh the gifts, helpless. "Okay, then let's have a song of Liu Laogen and the Five Rings. ”
"Maples are well done. ”
"Xiaogang sings the song of the five rings, Xiaoshan sings Liu Laogen, hahaha, Fengzi, you're finished. ”
"No, it's too obvious to King Feng, this is not right, everyone is an old artist. ”
"Although I also want to condemn King Fengqiu, it's too inauthentic, but Nima, I really want to listen to the song of the five rings sung by Xiaogang, and Liu Laogen sung by Xiaoshan. ”
"Hahaha, the same condemnation of Fengzi is politically correct, listening to the song is an inner need, not contradictory, let's listen to Fengzi after condemning it. ”
"You people. ”
Li Feng is helpless, what a little villain. "Come on, music. ”
The song of the five rings came together, Guo Xiaogang immediately opened his mouth, Zhao Xiaoshan danced with him, but he danced a little distractedly, Li Feng looked at it and covered his forehead directly, Nima is completely different from what he expected Okay, you made a mistake.
Forget it, the audience leaned back and forth in laughter. "Hahaha, Coke killed me. ”
"Hahaha, the boss kept it secret when he was rehearsing, and the feelings were so funny. ”
Zhang Yan said with a smile that the parrots were not there for the afternoon rehearsal, and the boss said that he had rehearsed by himself, and the feelings were really interesting.
"It was so much fun. ”
The tune of the singing of the Five Rings went to Liu Laogen's side, but the audience in the live broadcast room was not satisfied, especially the female fans, the gifts were swishing and not being given money, and Li Feng was stunned.
Male fans give a lot of gifts, but female fans give gifts ruthlessly, male fans generally give a gift, two, at most one or six fan cards, but female fans give a bouquet of roses, this is sixty-six.
Sure enough, when women consume, there is no rationality at all.
But this Li Feng likes it, a little million gifts for a while, it's not long before it starts, just the gift received more than 2 million, Yuzu was very surprised, this is just the beginning, and the warm-up has already received more than 2 million gifts.
Not to mention grapefruit, Lu Nan, who has been paying attention to it, didn't expect the live broadcast to be so profitable, more than 2 million gifts for a while, this is simply a money grab, if it is not tens of millions after the whole show, this is faster than making movies and TV series.
Could it be that the live broadcast is really promising, Lu Nanxin said, is the studio signing a few more anchors, that Li Qiran seems to be good, and I heard that she is still a fan of Fengzi, maybe it can really be done.
As soon as I thought of Lu Nan, I was tempted, and I signed a few more talented ones, so that there would be more anchors in the studio, and the resources could be more tilted, and then there would be more maples, maybe a few big anchors could be created.
"Wow wow. ”
The audience in the live broadcast room was all amazed by Zhao Xiaoshan's Liu Laogen, Nima is almost exactly the same, this is too awesome, everyone listened to Guo Xiaogang's song of the Five Rings just now, it is completely out of tune and has no boundaries.
I thought that Zhao Xiaoshan's Liu Laogen was of the same level, it was fun to play, it was fun, everyone didn't care if it was out of tune, but no one thought of it, as soon as he opened his mouth, Zhao Xiaoshan was amazed, and the audience in the entire scene and live broadcast room.
"Really?"
"Is it the original song played?"
"Nima, are you kidding?"
"Kaedeko, explain quickly, what's going on?"
"Impossible, parrots can sing so well, right?"
"Come on, Xiaoshan, take care of you. ”
"Xiaoshan is invincible, I love you to death. ”
"Hills, hills, there are no mountains that can't be crossed. ”
A group of female fans were excited, enthusiastic don't want it, leave a message, and send a bunch of roses without money.