I'm also drunk (ask for a recommendation, ask for a reward.) )
When Lu Yuan returned to his room after watching the news broadcast in the morning, he received a QQ message from Li Biao again, which made him a little puzzled.
Well, what's the matter with this fat man?
I didn't say anything about it this time, he shouldn't have been looking for me?
Is this fat man so energetic? Even if he doesn't sleep all day long, he shouldn't be.
Although he has a lot of fat on his body, it is impossible.
...
After opening QQ curiously, Lu Yuan replied to the fat man.
The talking fat man (Li Biao): "Brother Lu, Brother Lu." ”
Above the top of the clouds (Lu Yuan): "What's wrong again?"
The talking fat man (Li Biao): "Hey, hey, Brother Lu." Come and play the king?"
Above the top of the clouds (Lu Yuan): "Why are you playing again?
Talking Fat Man (Li Biao): "This... Not yet. ”
Above the top of the clouds (Lu Yuan): "Then what kind of king are you playing, hurry up and write." ”
The talking fat man (Li Biao): "Hey, hey, hey, don't worry." Brother Lu, isn't this you? ?"
"What's more, in these days of the week, I want to inspire the king, no, the strongest king. ”
On the top of the clouds (Lu Yuan): "Then aren't you afraid that Lao Hu will criticize you by name? After all, Lao Hu knows the learning level of our class." ”
The fat man who can talk (Li Biao): "Harm, what is this, I was criticized by Lao Hu yesterday." ”
Above the top of the clouds (Lu Yuan): "What's the matter? How could Lao Hu criticize you? Aren't you at home?"
The fat man who can talk (Li Biao): "Alas, don't mention it, it's all tears if you talk too much." Forced smile gif."
"Come, King?"
Above the top of the clouds (Lu Yuan): "Okay, silently feel sorry for you for a second jpg."
Lu Yuan clicked on the king, entered the game, and received the fat man's ranking invitation after a while.
When he clicked confirm, he found that he couldn't get in, which made Lu Yuan a little confused.
What's going on? Why can't I get in?
I TM was directly confused.
Looking at the situation in front of him, Lu Yuan hurriedly asked Li Biao: "What is the situation? I'm a little confused." ”
The fat man who can talk (Li Biao): "Harm, this is mainly because the difference between the two of us is too big, and we can't play together." ”
"Forget it, don't rank, let's match directly. ”
Above the top of the clouds (Lu Yuan): "Oh, it turned out to be this, okay then." ”
Subsequently, Lu Yuan received a ranking invitation from the fat man.
After clicking confirm, when entering the match, the fat man asked Lu Yuan: "Brother, which hero are you going to play this time?"
After thinking about it, Lu Yuan replied: "It's still a descendant, I haven't played other heroes." ”
"Okay, then I'll Han Xin, focus on Xiao Luban on the other side, and support it by the way. ”
"Welcome to Glory of Kings. The enemy has five seconds left to reach the battlefield, so be prepared. "As the system sounds familiar, the game begins.
Lu Yuan, who bought the equipment, walked on the road, while the fat man directly went to the wild area to fight buff and anti-wild monsters.
When Lu Yuan walked to the three defense towers, with the sound of the horn, the system prompt sounded.
Woo ~ (horn sound)
"The whole army is attacking. ”
When Lu Yuan saw that the two lines were fighting, and there was no one, he went to clean up the lines.
As a result, there was a Lu Ban squatting in the grass in this game, thinking that this was the case last time, Lu Yuan hurriedly lewdly cleared the line in the tower.
After 3 minutes...
With "An enemy has been slained", "First blood" hid in the grass and pressed the line to develop the little Luban cold.
In this way, as Li Biao continued to fight against the wild and arrest people, the economic gap between the two sides became wider and wider.
Lu Yuan thought that no one would spray himself in this game, but he didn't expect that in the next game, someone would spray him.
Sihai Ruge (Lu Ban): "Han Xin on the other side, don't arrest me very much, if you don't arrest my teammates, you will arrest me very much, do we have a grudge?"
The soul player has been online (Li Biao): "No. ”
The Four Seas Ruge (Lu Ban): "Then why are you catching me so much? Catching others, isn't it fragrant?"
The soul player has been online (Li Biao): "Hey, hey, that's because you're easier to catch." ”
"Why didn't you catch others? Do you see if your teammates are cold after you get cold, and you don't even take them with you?"
The Four Seas Are Like Songs (Luban): "..."
The life that can't be disgusted (Lu Yuan): "That's it, I don't even look at it." ”
At the same time, in a residential house in a certain community in Rongcheng, Jiangnan, a young man of seventeen or eighteen couldn't help but scold: "C, what do you mean I haven't even seen it? ”
"I'm chatting with Han Xin, what did you say, descendant? Is it because of your record?"
"Hmph, if it weren't for Han Xin's presence, you wouldn't know how many times you'd been cold. ”
"It affects my gaming experience, this kind of person shouldn't play this, just just dismiss him. Just do it, and he scolded directly.
Originally, Lu Yuan thought that he could continue to play the king in a friendly manner, but what he didn't expect was that the other party would also directly become dirty.
Sihai Ruge (Lu Ban): "What's that, descendant, what do you say, just you operate this technology, it's really not good, it's better than my food, it's just a rookie." If it weren't for Han Xin, you would have been cold several times. ”
"Hmph, don't be unconvinced, you have the ability to directly solosolo, what cool words to say here. ”
Looking at the chat records of the king in front of him, Lu Yuan was a little stunned, and he couldn't help but complain in his heart.
MMP, it's my fault for this thing.
I didn't expect this to be sprayed, and I TM was speechless.
???/Wondered if I said something cool? Why don't I know?
I'm clearly telling the truth, how can it be a cool talk? I was directly drunk.
When Fat Li watched Lu Yuan being sprayed again, the anger in his heart suddenly came up.
What is a rookie? When you play the king, you are very cowhideous? Aren't you also growing up from a rookie?
Why are you scolding others again? And it's scolding me Brother Lu, is it just your skills?
I met a troll yesterday, and I wasn't in a very good mood, but I didn't expect to meet another one today. No, I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to fight back for my brother Lu.
...
([Chu Feng]: "This author must be struggling to code words now, but the code is stupid." ”
[Zhao Sisi]: "I think so too, do you say that we want the author to add lenses? Don't finish the code, the author will be cold." ”
Someone whispered, "Makes sense, makes sense." Why don't we force the author to add shots, right? Otherwise, before we can play, the author will be gone. What do you think?"
Everyone echoed and said, "Okay, what I think can only be done by fate." ”
[Gao Jianwei]: "Alas, okay. Just let it be. ”
"It's a pity, my appearance scene is gone before it appears. An old man in the age of a sixtieth year said with a sigh.
[Li Biao]: "Brother, silently mourn for you for a second." Looking ahead, it's a big deal to wait for the author's next book. ”
"Woooooo You put it simply, do you know how many chapters are in a day in this novel?"
"Well, this... I don't know about this, I haven't paid attention to it. Li Biao said with an embarrassed smile.
"It's probably more than 10 chapters, not to mention that the author is just a budding author, and he only has one chapter a day. ”。
"And one day in the novel is equivalent to ten days of the author's update, and now the novel Zhang has passed two days, if the book is finished, I may be gone by then, what else to talk about?"
[Li Biao]: "Ah, this... Well, silently feel sorry for you for a second. ”)