Chapter 584: Which Excavator Technology Is Stronger?
"This group of bays is really annoying!"
"Don't be like this group of garbage, touch your head. ”
"We treat them as brothers, as our own family, what do they treat us as?
"Ask the plug-in brother to torture this group of Wanwan!"
"Brother Plug-in begs to abuse them!"
Seeing the sad appearance of the Queen Mother, the audience exploded in the barrage one by one with righteous indignation!
Even some players who were bewitched by the Queen Mother's beauty began to play this game on the spot, threatening to go to the game to help the Queen Mother avenge her.
Lu Yifan pondered, he has always been unhappy with being cheated by his compatriots, let alone the queen mother who is above 10,000 people under one person.
Especially when he saw that in the official forum, the group of Wanwan killed their compatriots, and they were still proud, and even claimed to be Wanwan Country, Lu Yifan couldn't bear it anymore!
"Brothers, the next time you see Wanwan, first ask them if they admit that they are Chinese!
If you don't admit it, just give me a round to die!"
Lu Yifan said angrily.
"Brother Fan, but how do you know if the other party is Wanwan? They also speak Chinese!"
"That's right, they claim to be from Hujian, and we can't tell the difference!"
"I want to do it but I can't do it, I'm afraid of killing my compatriots, it's really depressing!"
Lu Yifan thought for a while, and immediately said: "The next time we meet, take out our mainland popular terms as a question and ask him! If you can't answer, it means that he is Wanwan!"
For example, for them 'which excavator technology is stronger'. ”
"Damn! Brother Fan is really a genius!"
"Why didn't I think of that?"
Wanwan locals, especially **** elements, will never understand these words. ”
"Walk up, get up, avenge the empress!!"
After the Queen Mother was sad in the live broadcast room, the Red Clothes Army grew by hundreds again!
These are all fans who are bewitched by the beauty of the Queen Mother.
After the Wanwan players and many gringos successfully sniped the Chinese players, they threatened to **** and unify Huaxia in the game!
This is a Chinese person who can't bear it!
Lu Yifan led the red-clothed army to use plug-ins to lock the scope of Wanwan's activities, and began to fight back wildly.
And the process is very joyful.
"What the are you from?"
", don't shoot, I'm a countryman. ”
"Damn, which excavator technology is stronger?!"
"Damn, Huaxia Shandong is looking for Lan Xiang!"
", come here, do you want food, do you want bullets?"
"Holy, scared me to death!"
", my own people!"
This is to meet your own people, and it is even more joyful to meet Wanwan.
", speak, what the are you from?"
"I'm, I'm from Huaxia, my brother will supply me!"
"Damn, who is Li Yunlong's good friend?"
“......”
"Damn, it's Wanwan, brothers go to !!"
"Don't!!"
After figuring out how to fight Wanwan, the Chinese players who tasted the sweetness started their own funny dialogues.
"Damn, is it Wanwan?
"Damn, no, I'm my own brother, give me some equipment!"
"Damn, Li Yunlong often said, what did the second battalion commander pull out of Lao Tzu?"
“...... Brother, I haven't watched the TV series you mentioned. ”
"Excuse me, isn't it pasta?"
He often said that the second battalion commander pulled out the spaghetti for friendly soldiers to taste. ”
"Fuck your uncle, fuck him!"
The audience in the live broadcast room all laughed when they saw such a funny dialogue.
"It's worthy of being a plug-in brother, it's funny to me!"
"Hahahaha, spaghetti, what do you think?"
"This Wanwan is also rectum, so you don't have to think about how it can be spaghetti!"
"Brother plug-in, you ask Wanwan, 'What are you looking at'!"
Seeing the barrage, Lu Yifan immediately smiled and said: "No problem, if there is anything you want me to ask Wanwan, please play it out in the barrage." ”
In order to guard against the Taiwanese, mainland sailors are also heartbroken.
All kinds of strange codes have been thrown out.
Lu Yifan did not disappoint the sailors, grabbed a few bays and began to tease them.
", brother, what country are you?"
", I'm a lakeman, brother, don't shoot!"
"Okay, you answer me a question first. 'Which chef is stronger?'"
"Well, it's a Michelin-starred restaurant, I think it should be. Of course, everyone's tastes are different, and the restaurant you choose may also be different. ”
This Wanwan still felt that his answer was seamless, but the sailors in Lu Yifan's live broadcast room all laughed.
"Is this Wanwan brain-dead?"
"It's also a Michelin restaurant! There are a few people in Huaxia who know about Michelin restaurants!"
"The cliff is Wanwan!"
"him, Plug-in Brother!"
In the next live broadcast, Lu Yifan met the requirements of all water friends.
The joint code goes from "the king of heaven and the tiger" to "which excavator is strong", and then to "sing the national anthem to listen"......
Wanwan was so dizzy that they couldn't figure out what these questions were on the other side.
Especially for those who sing the national anthem, Wanwan can't sing it at all!
So I saw Lu Yifan holding a gun at a wanwan who was kneeling on the ground, listening to the embarrassing scene of "March of the Volunteers" humming dryly, but unable to sing the lyrics.
"Brother, I know you are Wanwan, but as long as you admit that you are from China and learn to sing the national anthem today, how about I spare your life?" Lu Yifan said with a smile.
"Really, okay, I admit that I am Chinese, and I also learn the national anthem!"
"Very good, let's teach him together!"
After patiently teaching this compatriot for half an hour, this kid really had a bit of a talent for singing, and he quickly learned it.
And he also posted this matter to the Taiwanese game forum.
"Brothers, as long as we admit that we are Chinese and learn to sing the national anthem, mainland players will actually not do anything to us.
They're nice people, really. ”
First floor: "Admit that you are from Huaxia, are you sick?"
Second floor: "You still learn to sing other people's national anthems, are you crazy to play games?"
The third floor: "Don't make a noise, we are originally Chinese! Taiwan has been a part of China since ancient times, and now that we have this opportunity, why don't we choose to show goodwill to mainland players?"
Fourth floor: "Fuck your sister!"
......
......
100th floor: "I don't believe it, I can't answer the questions they asked!"
Lu Yifan saw that there were still so many players on the Taiwan game forum who didn't give up and wanted to assassinate mainland players, so he couldn't help but sneer and began to increase the difficulty of the problem.
"Damn, what did Huang He run away with him?"
Sichuan players a mouthful of Trump: "Sister-in-law stuff~"
"Hahaha, it's my brother, let's team up!
(End of chapter)