Be the most beautiful boy in the audience
Call~
After all, no one can say for sure that there is such a thing as fate, who can know if you and I are destined or not?
Lu Yuan, who closed his eyes and spat out turbidity, shook his head, and after getting rid of this inexplicable sentimentality, Lu Yuan picked up his luggage and suddenly encountered a little interesting thing when he walked through the station security check. This made him can't help but be interested, and he couldn't help but stop his tracks and look there.
Security checkpoint inside the station
A woman with an outstanding posture, skin like cream, and picturesque eyebrows was queuing up to go through the security check at this time.
Suddenly, from the back of the procession, a man in a strange costume came in a hurry, and I saw that he was dressed in red, a green hat, and long jeans with short chains.
I don't know if this man did it on purpose or what, this man seems to have a smile of enjoyment on his face, which makes Lu Yuan a little suspicious whether this man is putting on a show or wants to be the brightest boy in the audience, or this person has a little bad brain.
But then not only Lu Yuan was a little suspicious of this person's bad brain, but even everyone present began to wonder if this person had escaped from a mental hospital.
When he walked to the place where he was waiting in line to go through security, he said to the people in front of him, "Hey, man, what do you think of me?
"Come on, it's cheap. ”
"How about this hat?
"Come on, it's on sale today. Don't 998, as long as 99, you can't buy it and you can't buy it at a loss. ”
"Don't you like it? This hat has a lot of memories, do you want to hear about it?"
"Come on, this hat looks like it suits you. ”
"Brother, do you know why I'm so attractive? Want to know? Buy a hat. ”
"As soon as you buy this hat, you'll be the prettiest boy in the show. ”
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And the person in front of him first turned his head to look, then couldn't help but laugh wildly in his heart, then a look of suspicion, and finally a face of collapse.
It's miserable, it's just unbearable to look at it...
There are even people who can't help but blurt out scolding, but they are all defeated without exception.
"WC, are you the ***?"
"Yes, how do you know, are you from my clan?"
"WC, where did this psychopath come from, call 110 and tell the police uncle that there is a psychopath here. ”
"Well, I'm not. I'm from your clan, so you can't betray me like this. ”
"MD, it's a bad day. ”
"Oh, it turns out that your mother's name is Bad Luck, and there happens to be an old man in our clan called Bad Luck. Are you also from my people? ”
"It's really a shame, I knew that when I went out today, I should have taken a good look at the calendar. ”
"That's a familiar name. Are you my big cousin?
"MD, this is almost ready to buy a lottery ticket and win 100 percent. ”
"How do you know? I did win the lottery today. Are you the prophecy of my people? But I haven't seen you. ”
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What's more, there are stupid young people who greet him and talk with him.
"Hey, buddy. How do you sell this hat? I think it's quite strange."
"Hey, you think so, are you from my people?"
"I think I should buy one of this hat, it's good to take it with me. ”
"Discerning (#^_^#). ”
"I feel it, buddy. You should open a chain store, I think it's going to be very hot. ”
"That's great, you think so too. That's what I wanted, but unfortunately I didn't have the money or the factory. ”
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After a while, station law enforcement officers came.
The law enforcement officer looked at the young man in front of him, and to be honest, he was a little unconvinced that this was a psychopath.
In order to restore the operation order of the station, the law enforcement officers still held him down and waited for the arrival of the police uncle.
Euler ~ Euler ~
As the siren sounded, Lu Yuan knew that it was the policeman's uncle.
When the man was handquartered, he said, "My lord, I am a good citizen, a great good citizen, and you can't arrest me." ”
When the police uncle heard this, black lines popped up on his head, and he couldn't help but complain in his heart: "Which kid is this?" ”
"No, I want to laugh. ”
But when the police uncle asked about the beginning of the incident, their hearts were a little uneasy.
"Emma, I'm afraid this kid didn't come out of a mental hospital, right?"
"In this case, we have to notify and see which psychiatric hospital escapes. ”
"If not, it can only be said that this child is a stupid young man. ”
"People like this must be strictly guarded and punished. ”
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Thinking of this, one of the policemen made a phone call, and the other said to the young man solemnly: "Do you know the consequences of your behavior?" ”
"Sir, I know. ”
"You know, you still dare to disturb order in a public place?"
"I'm so happy. ”
"Oh, why are you happy, why are you happy?"
"I'll tell you, sir, that I've just met someone of my kindred here. ”
"Oh, so you have accomplices?"
When the young man heard about his accomplice, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said to the policeman's uncle: "Yes, yes, it is an accomplice." We also had a friendly exchange together. ”
"Then you point me out, who are they?"
"He, he, and him. He pointed to a young man, a middle-aged man, and a white-haired old man to the police uncle.
And those who are accused are miserable inside. I wanted to talk to you, but I didn't expect you to betray me. Yes... It's too hard for me.
When the policeman's uncle looked at these people, to be honest, he began to suspect that the man was squirting.
"Are you his accomplices?" the policeman uncle asked a few of them, puzzled.
When they saw the policeman's uncle say this, they hurriedly waved their hands wildly and said, "Policeman's uncle, we are not." “
"We just had a little talk with him, and to be honest, we didn't know him. ”
"You can't frame us, I'm so old, I still need this? ”
"That's right, that's right. We're all in this city, and we won't be able to hack ourselves anyway. ”
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At this time, the policeman's uncle called back and said to these people: "Let's go, you all go back to the police station with us, and there will be the truth of the matter." ”
Several people and the young man with the green hat followed him into the police car. As the siren drifted away, this matter was discussed by the people present as an after-dinner refreshment. As for the final result, Lu Yuan does not know.
After passing the security check and buying a ticket, Lu Yuan got into the car home.
After getting in the car, Lu Yuan was actually very happy in his heart, after all, he hadn't seen his parents for a long time, and now he could finally see his parents, thinking of this, the corners of Lu Yuan's mouth couldn't help but smile.
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