Chapter 908 Can You Get a Refund? I'll Call You Dad!

Lin Hai's stomach hurt from laughing, this unlucky God of Wealth, is it not good to be dizzy all the time, why do you want to wake up?

After three minutes of silence for the God of Wealth, Lin Hai started the auction behind!

However, the success of the first two auction items, Lin Hai also saw that these things that mortal women like are also very marketable in Heavenly Court, and Lin Hai is too lazy to choose, so he just took out one and started the auction.

The third auction item is a hairpin in the shape of a blue peacock, which is more beautiful than those hairpins without shape in Heaven, I don't know how many times more beautiful, and it was directly auctioned away by the Peacock Fairy with 50,000 merit points, this shape is simply designed for her, and there are no other immortals competing for it.

Immediately after that, the fourth, the fifth, the sixth...... After a while, twenty or thirty items were photographed out, and as soon as each item was taken out, it was immediately robbed by the gods and immortals.

These women's things, they usually have never heard of or seen, the male fairy wants to auction it for the queen mother, the goddess wants to auction it for her own use, and the auction price continues to hit new highs, making Lin Haile's mouth crooked.

After taking another photo, Lin Hai casually took out the next item.

"Uh...... "Lin Hai was a little confused, because he didn't know that the fairies in the sky were hundreds of thousands of years old, and there were still great aunts?

"Forget it, send it out first and try it!"

Little Fool Fairy: Sanitary napkins, women's menstrual products, simple and easy to use, soft and hygienic!

Lin Hai was afraid that these immortals would not know how to use it, so he specially found some pictures of sanitary napkin instructions on the Internet and sent them together.

As a result, as soon as Lin Hai finished sending the news, the group immediately became lively again.

He Xiangu: Oh, it's so annoying, is this to shame people?

Chang'e: Little foolish fairy, you are so bad, you actually auctioned this kind of thing!

Electric Mother: Little foolish fairy, is this also what you invented?

Zhu Bajie: Little foolish fairy, I don't accept anyone from the old pig, so I will obey you! How can I come up with such a shameless thing, I like it too much!

Tai Bai Xing: Ahem, it's immoral!

Nezha: What is the menstrual affair?

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Nezha, you can't eat, you can drink!

Tota Heavenly King: Dragon King of the East China Sea, grass, what the hell are you talking about, are you looking for trouble? Nezha, him!

Nezha: I'll go home, cheer up Hot Wheels, and then go to the East China Sea to him!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Tota Heavenly King, I'll wipe it, it's just a joke, as for it, stop your cub, he can really do it!

Mo Lihai: Little foolish fairy, let's talk about the price to start, I can't wait, our brother hasn't shot one thing yet!

Mo Liqing: That's it, hurry up! After the auction, we have to go to the East China Sea to see if we are going to tear up.

……

Lin Hai thought about it for a while, this sanitary napkin is a consumable, and it is estimated that the auction will not work, so it is better to set a price that is close to the people, and put it in the Tianting micro store in the future.

Little Foolish Fairy: A pack of sanitary napkins, a fixed price of 1000 merit points!

"I'm rubbing, so cheap?" The gods and immortals are used to the heavenly steps of the items in front of them, and they are a little uncomfortable for a while, and this is a fixed price, that is, whoever is fast belongs to whom!

However, this thing made these immortals hesitate a little, after all, they all became immortals in the period of Chinese feudal society and even slave society and primitive society, and their minds were not so open, and women's menstrual affairs have made it difficult for them to talk about them, let alone this menstrual supplies.

As a result, the immortals hesitated, and suddenly a message popped up in the group.

Mo Liqing: 10,000 merit points, I want it!

As soon as Mo Liqing finished sending a message, Taishang Laojun immediately jumped out.

Taishang Laojun: Mo Liqing, congratulations, you will take a photo! 10,000 merit points, this sanitary napkin belongs to you! You are awesome, you are the best! Transfer the merit points to me immediately, and you will take the sanitary napkin bag home!

Mo Liqing: Hehe, Lao Jun has won the award, but I secretly tell you that I am the smartest of the four brothers!

Lin Hai watched Taishang Laojun and Mo Liqing communicate, and suddenly felt confused, and then couldn't help laughing.

Nima, this is too much damage to Lao Jun, this is for fear that Mo Liqing will react and fool him to the north first.

Ding dong!

You sent a pack of sanitary napkins to Taishang Laojun!

Ding dong!

Taishang Laojun will transfer 8,000 merit points to you!

Mo Lingqing: Haha, I finally got it, and tomorrow I will give this pack of sanitary napkins to the Queen Mother as a birthday gift!

Erlang God: Mo Liqing, stupid, you were fooled, hahahaha!

Zhu Bajie: It's stupid, hahahaha, laughing at the old pig!

Seven Fairies: Mo Liqing, brother, are you here to be funny?

Thor: Mo Liqing, still Nima laughs, you were cheated by Lao Jun!

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Mo Liqing: What do you mean, did you see that I had photographed sanitary napkins and were jealous of me?

Mo Lihai: Damn, I know, this time it's a fixed price of 1,000 merit points, not an auction, I'll wipe it!

Magic Red: Mo Liqing, you are paralyzed, you scream blindly before you see clearly!

Mo Lihai: It's over, it's a big loss, I didn't expect that with our brother's superb IQ, we would also make such a low-level mistake, and sure enough, the tiger also has a time to nap!

Mo Liqing: Little foolish fairy, can you get a refund? I'll call you Dad! As long as you give it back to me, I can wash it for nothing...... You know!

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It took an afternoon for Lin Hai to auction off almost fifty or sixty things before the auction ended!

If you shoot something, you are naturally full of joy, and if you don't take it, you can only sigh and continue to worry about what gift you will give the Queen Mother tomorrow, which is not within Lin Hai's care.

Ding dong!

As soon as he came out of the Heavenly Court trading group, someone suddenly chatted with him privately, and Lin Hai saw that it was Chang'e!

Chang'e: Do you have, um, sanitary napkins, or more?

Little Fool Fairy: Yes, what's wrong?

Chang'e: Yes, can you sell me a pack?

Little Fool Fairy: Why do you use it?

"Forehead......" Lin Hai sent it out without his brain, and he was speechless for a while after sending it, didn't he ask knowingly?

Chang'e: Hate hate, hate hate, you're simply necrotic!

Little Fool Fairy: Is the moon coming?

Lin Hai asked tentatively.

Chang'e: Oh, yes, I'm ashamed!

"I'll go, won't I?" Lin Hai was surprised, he didn't open his mind anymore, and he also understood that Chang'e was indeed a moon, but what he didn't expect was that Liu Xinyue was also in the past two days, and the two of them even synchronized this thing!

"If Xinyue and Chang'e are not alone, my brother won't believe anything!"

Chang'e said no, it was embarrassing, Lin Hai naturally didn't take it seriously, and directly took out a pack and sent it over.

Ding dong!

You sent a pack of sanitary napkins to Chang'e.

Ding dong!

Chang'e will transfer 1,000 merit points to you!

Chang'e: Thank you, goodbye!

Little Fool Fairy: You're welcome, just talk to me about how you feel about using it when you're done.

Chang'e: Bah, you're such a big villain, ignore you!

After teasing Chang'e, Lin Hai unconsciously showed a smile on his face, and then saw a large number of merit points in his wallet, and couldn't help but become curious again.

"What's the use of this merit point?"

Except for when he first joined the group, Lin Hai saw that the immortals all used merit points to buy things, and listened to the immortals chatting, and the wages they paid were also merit points, so the Lin family naturally understood merit points as the circulating currency of the heavenly court, which was equivalent to the money in the mortal world.

But these immortals, all of them have vast magical powers, they should not lack anything, why do some immortals, like the four generals of the demon family, the poor don't even have pants to wear, where do they spend their merits?

Lin Hai faintly felt that this merit point was not simple, and he should be able to buy something very important!

With a mind full of questions, Lin Hai directly found Sun Wukong's >

Little Foolish Fairy: Great Sage, I'm not here, do I want to ask you something?