Chapter 36: Miracle Prescription: Three Pounds a Day!

Although Guan Yueshan is old, he often drinks the immortal water provided by Lu Yifan, so his white hair is actually full of black hair!

This gives people the feeling of fairy wind bones!

"Old man Guan, what do you think of my illness?" Lin Tianming asked nervously.

Guan Yueshan groaned and touched his chin, first shook his head, then nodded slightly as if he had thought of something, and then shook his head and sighed.

"Oh, old man, don't scare me! Hurry up and say if you can cure it?" Lin Tianming said anxiously.

"Well...... Lin Shao, your illness, although it is complicated, it has not reached the point where there is no cure......" Guan Shanyue said with a look of wanting to speak.

Lin Tianming seemed to understand something, and immediately said to the doctors: "Please go out for a while, I want to talk to the old man alone." ”

After the medical staff went out, Lin Tianming immediately said: "Old man, what can't you say, can you say it now?"

"Hey, actually, I've seen your disease in ancient medical books, because of an extremely rare martial arts organ misalignment.

If my guess is correct, you should have been beaten by a martial arts master before, and the joints of your whole body were twisted by him, right?" Guan Yueshan said lightly with a snort.

Lin Tianming was directly stunned when he heard this!

"Yes, yes! It's a little miscellaneous...... Uh, the martial arts master beat me up and made me what I am now!

Oh, God!

In the past, I thought that Wangwen Wenche was a legend, but I didn't expect that today you could even diagnose what happened that day just by looking at me twice!

Guan Yueshan almost stopped laughing.

Although he can see the doctor, he can't reach the level of Lu Yifan at all.

The reason why I know is not because Lu Yifan told him!

I didn't expect this Lin Tianming to be such an idiot, he actually thought that he was looking at the doctor.

And seeing him like this, he already completely believes in himself.

After a pause, Lin Tianming continued: "Old man, then, how do you say that my disease should be treated?"

Guan Yueshan stroked his beard and smiled lightly: "This disease is difficult to treat, and easy to say.

Take the pure rootless water of the child, with the feces of a newly pregnant cow, a boar who has not pulled Xiang for a year of constipation, and a frightened shemale sheep, drink three catties a day, so that within seven days, it is guaranteed to be cured!"

Pure rootless child's water?

Isn't that just pee!

Why do you want to eat cow dung, pig dung and sheep dung, and there are so many strings attached?

Lin Tianming's whole person is not good!

As soon as someone else opened his mouth on the Internet, he said, "If xx is not xx, Lao Tzu will eat three catties of Xiang live broadcast!"

That's all angry talk!

But now, he's really going to come to Sanjin Xiang!

And it's three pounds a day!

Who can stand this!

Lin Tianming felt like he was about to collapse!

"That...... Old Man Guan, is there only one way to eat Xiang with urine?" Lin Tianming looked at Old Man Guan in despair and asked.

"There is no other way. And this method is not too late as soon as possible, the later you need to eat. Guan Yueshan frightened.

Lin Tianming couldn't help it, his heart was ruthless, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Damn! For my brother's handsome appearance, I will eat three catties of Xiang every day!"

"Okay, I'm affected, and the cost of diagnosis and treatment is 50 million. Guan Yueshan said lightly.

One sentence made Lin Tianming, who had just recovered a little, receive 10,000 critical blows in his heart again!

Your sister!

gave Lao Tzu a prescription to eat three catties of Xiang every day, and he had to charge Lao Tzu 50 million for the consultation? !

You're running a black shop, right?

However, Lin Tianming didn't dare not give money.

Seeing Guan Yueshan leave with the money, Lin Tianming also secretly said in his heart: "When you eat Xiang, Lao Tzu must be accompanied by coriander, and then put some sesame oil and vinegar or something!"

After thinking about it, Lin Tianming picked up his mobile phone and called his father.

"Hey, Dad, I want you to help me get someone, yes, that Lu Yifan!"

......

......

Penguin News reported that according to reliable sources, the popular contestant, the black red deer Yifan in this issue of The Voice, was listed as a bad artist by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television for beating the contestant Lin Tianming in the backstage toilet......

The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television has newly issued Document No. 67, which stipulates that bad artists are prohibited from participating in entertainment activities in major mainland ......, as well as filming movies and TV series"

There was an earthquake!

There is a big earthquake in the entertainment industry!

On the Internet, on Weibo!

Almost everyone knows about Lu Yifan's sudden listing as a bad artist by radio and television!

After the change of the Heavenly Wish Charm in the Chinese entertainment industry, the tolerance for bad artists is almost zero!

For example, Ke Zhendong, as soon as his scandal was confirmed, he was immediately banned by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television!

And this time, Lu Yifan is actually on the list of bad artists, what does this mean?

Won't he be able to compete for the title?

Lu Yifan bar.

Lu Yifan's countless fans are gone, and there is a sound of anger!

"Nyima, what's that?"

"I don't even have video evidence, so I'm going to ban my brother on the basis of one-sided words?"

"What kind of bad deed is beating people! What's more, Lin Tianming's b raised person should be beaten!"

"It's so aggrieved!

"This cliff is Lin Tianming's revenge by relying on his own relationship!"

"So many artists who cheated in marriage, took (harmony) drugs, and beat fans are not blocked, why do you want to ban me as a brother?"

"Ahhhhh!!hh

"I'm so angry!!"

At this time, Lin Tianming gloated that he did not name anyone on Weibo, and posted a yin and yang weird Weibo: "Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the way of heaven is good reincarnation, if you don't believe it, look up, who will be spared by the sky!"

Now all the fans are going straight to the fryer!

"Holy!"

"Who is this?"

"Do you still need to ask? I must be talking about me!"

"This grandson must be jealous when he is beaten by me!"

As soon as Lin Tianming posted on Weibo, many people immediately echoed it!

Among them, Zhang Ye, the director of Lychee Terrace, who was stinky by Lu Yifan a long time ago, named Lu Yifan and said: "Lu Yifan, I have long expected you to have today!"

People like you are a piece of trash!

is jealous of Lin Tianming, and he is still beating people in the background!

The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television has done a good job this time! I support it with both hands and feet!"

That tone is completely schadenfreude!

Moreover, Lin Tianming's brainless fans didn't care about the truth, and ran to Lu Yifan's Weibo to make trouble without hesitation.

"Hehe, garbage deer Yifan is finally finished!"

"What a bullshit brother, I don't even deserve a finger of my family Tianming!"

"You actually beat my family Tianming! Don't go out on the street if you have the ability! Let me meet you on the street, and I'll send you to the hospital for free! Permanently!"

"Hahaha, why don't you refute it?"

"I'm afraid I've already acquiesced!"

"If you offend my family, this is the end!!"

(End of chapter)