Chapter 298: Pig Riding Warrior
Zhang Xiaoming next to him asked, "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince should have heard of the past when the Son of Heaven was blackmailed to order the princes, right?"
Sima Shu nodded.
Zhang Xiaoming then asked, "What did Cao Cao's son do later?"
"I did ......"
Sima Shu finally reacted, sat back on the rattan chair, and said with a crying voice, "Zhang Qing, Yang Qing, teach me what to do?"
Yang Pingfan sighed, "It doesn't seem to be a wise choice to bring His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to King Zhao's army, your elders don't care about family affection at all, but it's not impossible, Your Highness has a righteous reputation, it depends on how to use it." ”
Seeing that Zhang Yang and the two of them were confident, Sima Shu's heart stabilized, and he was about to lie back again, Yang Pingfan saw this and stabbed the knife on the roasted whole sheep, "Your Highness is surrounded by tigers and wolves, and I hope to cheer up your spirit, don't indulge in lust, this is giving King Zhao a chance." ”
Sima Shu was about to get angry when he heard this, but remembering Yang Pingfan's ability, he shrank back again, "This palace knows." ”
Yang Pingfan nodded, and took Zhang Xiaoming to prepare to leave, seeing that the two were about to leave, Sima Shu plucked up his courage, "That, can you let Sister Lan come here, this palace has something to do with her...... Oh, the love splash she gave to Hongu last time was quite interesting, and Hongu wants to hear it again. ”
Li Lan came over, but there was a little follower by his side-Monkey Xiaoliu, Sima Shu put away his thoughts, and honestly put forward his request, Li Lan took out his iPod, put on headphones for Sima, and immersed him in pop music 1,700 years later and couldn't extricate himself.
Li Lan noticed that Sima had a small piece of silk scarf wrapped around the fingers of his left hand, oozing with beads of blood, and he didn't care, and took the opportunity to instill some ideas about governing the country in him, but it was a pity that Sima Shu's mind was all about playing, and Li Lan's words fluttered around his ears and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
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"It seems that we brought Sima Shu to Sima Lun here, and we really sent sheep into the tiger's mouth. ”
Zhang Xiaoming said with annoyance.
Yang Pingfan smiled mysteriously: "No, this is an opportunity." ”
"What chance?"
"Rather than relying on others, it is better to rely on yourself, if you want to carry out the follow-up plan, you must always hold a force of your own in your hands, I think Sima Lun's army is quite suitable. ”
Zhang Xiaoming groaned, his eyes lit up, "You mean ......?"
Yang Pingfan glanced at the holographic projection in his hand, "Farming, it's time to build your own army." ”
The text on the side of King Qingjun of Zhao was sent out, and there were few responders, only Sima Yun, the king of Huainan, came with his headquarters.
In order to be prestigious, Sima Lun decided to hold a grand banquet, which was attended by all the centurions and colonels in the army.
This banquet is not only a reception banquet for the prince, but also a swearing-in announcement that King Zhao will send troops to Luoyang, Qingjun's side, and help the prince return to the throne.
Huainan King Sima Yun is only 28 years old, heroic, his fief in the heart of the Central Plains, Huaishui generation, the area is not large, and it is my first seal, the army is not more than 1,000 people, but the army is clean, a group of elite soldiers.
Zhang Xiaoming stood beside Yang Pingfan and said in a low voice, "Sima Yun is righteous and heroic, he likes to make friends with martial arts heroes, don't look at the lack of people, they are all martial arts masters, genius swordsmen, and it may not be possible to march and fight in the wild, but urban street warfare is a good hand, in the original history, after the completion of the Qing Dynasty, he and Sima Lun distributed the spoils unevenly and clashed, and a team of personal soldiers killed Sima Lun more than 1,000 soldiers, which shows his elite." ”
Yang Pingfan suddenly became interested, "So powerful, shouldn't it be bragging, why do you know so much about this?"
Zhang Xiaoming was complacent, "I used to be a martial arts enthusiast, Sima Yun's deeds of recruiting a bunch of martial arts heroes to form an army to compete for the world are excellent materials to learn, but unfortunately no one wrote ......"
Li Donglai, who had just returned from outside the city, pouted, "Sounds very interesting, I also want to see if the martial arts masters are like Guo Jingyang in the war, and one person can sweep away thousands of armies." ”
Li Lan next to him couldn't help but interject, "It's not good for us to openly discuss other people's life trajectories like this." ”
Yang Pingfan smiled, "It's okay, this is the benefit of God's perspective, the map is fully open, and you can change it as you want." ”
The monkey Xiaoliu on one side saw that the adults were talking about things, looking left and right, and no one paid attention to himself, so he took out a leather bag from under his clothes, pulled out the lid of the pot, and a strong aroma of wine came to his face, raised his neck and poured a sip, and suddenly smoked.
"Ah, this monkey head actually steals wine and drinks!"
"Squeak Squeak"
The banquet fully embodies the characteristics of this era, the music is not only the sound of silk and bamboo, but also the Hu people's horn drum is also out of the limelight, performing a nondescript ancient ritual music, Li Lan took out a voice recorder to record these all, saying that it can restore the lost music scripture, which provoked Yang Pingfan and Zhang Xiaoming to roll their eyes.
In ancient times, there must be a sword dance to help the fun, and the real PK of the Hu people was also added here, and the loser was cut off his throat and head on the spot, which scared Li Lan, who was unprepared, screamed out.
Sitting opposite, a Hu general with a turban, big ears, and a chubby round face that seemed to be about to drip oil laughed when he saw this, and pointed at Li Lan with the people around him, Yang Pingfan's face was displeased, and he asked the people around him, and after a while, his face was gloomy, and he met a historical figure, Shi Le, the leader of the Qianren.
The banquet dishes are also in line with the mixed characteristics of Hu and Han.
Reed sprout soup and milk, mutton buns, persimmons, chestnuts, ripe dates and other desserts, as well as lychees and longans sent by the Huainan Wang's fiefdom, donkey head meat, roasted clams, fried shrimp, chicken thighs, bamboo shoots and chicken breasts, sea cucumbers, anchovy, shark tendons, fat chicken, pig's trotter tendons and other meat dishes, bamboo shoots, mushrooms, Liaodong pine nuts, thistle northern yellow flowers, golden needles, Chinese herbs, potatoes and other vegetarian dishes, winter bamboo shoots, whitebait, pigeon eggs, spicy live rabbits, squirrel squirrels, live shrimp under ice, roast goose, roast chicken, roast duck, roast pork, cold sliced sheep's tail, scorched lamb tripe, Pig enema, rice, plus fried celery, ginkgo soup and bird's nest soup, the original taste, through the group can also eat.
The banquet was long and cumbersome, and a few people in the group soon found themselves in trouble - their legs were numb.
Before the Song Dynasty in our country, there were no formal stools and chairs, and when people were eating, discussing and reading books, they just laid a mat utensil made of reeds and bamboo strips on the ground, that is, the mat, and people sat on the mat, so it was called "sitting on the ground".
If you invite guests to sit in the main seat, add an extra mat to show respect. Even the supreme ruler of the imperial court is also "sitting on the ground", however, the things that sit are better than ordinary people, such as every time the Zhou Dynasty held a great pilgrimage, the seat where the king sits, with a screen embroidered with black and white axe-shaped, in front of the screen to the south laid a mat made of Guan grass, plus a colorful pu mat and a peach branch bamboo mat, left and right to arrange jade, to the king to rely on.
Therefore, the so-called "sitting" posture in ancient times is completely different from the "sitting" of our modern people.
Sit on your knees and sit with your hips on your heels with the balls of your feet facing back and out. The "sitting" of the ancients is actually our kneeling now.
In the reception of guests, whenever they "sit" to thank the guests, in order to show respect, they often straighten the upper body, that is, "lead up", so that the sitting becomes kneeling, and then leaning down, and in this way, the kneeling ritual in daily life is gradually formed.
This custom was retained in Japan in later generations, but it was gradually eliminated in China, the four people did not go through similar training, sat for a long time, their legs were numb and itchy, Yang Pingfan's special physique was no problem, Li Lan took advantage of people's inattention to change to duck sitting, although Li Donglai was also hard, but with the perseverance of the soldier still gritted his teeth and persisted.
Only Zhang Xiaoming, who sat staggeringly, gritted his teeth in the end, ran to the Hu generals' area, and learned them to sit cross-legged.
As soon as Zhang Xiaoming ran away, Li Lan's side was vacant, and the prince sat high on the main seat, his vision was originally blocked by Zhang Xiaoming, but now he ran away, and immediately exposed Li Lan, who was sitting on a duck.
Li Lan doesn't like long skirts, she is wearing a set of tight leather pants for a Hu Ren woman today, and the beautiful posture of the duck sitting makes people unable to stand it at all, and she can't help but feel ripples, and frequently looks over there.
This appearance fell into Sima Lun's eyes, and Sima Lun's heart turned to look at Sun Xiu, "Xiu'er, are there any other arrangements for this banquet except for the sword dance and the murderous performance of these cheap embryos?"
Sun Xiu was stunned, "What...... No, could it be that Ming Gong wants to watch music and dance? I'll arrange it. ”
Sima Lun waved his hand, "No, no, no, it's so boring to always engage in these fights and killings, let's do something else." ”
Sun Xiu still didn't understand what Sima Lun meant by saying this suddenly, until he saw Sima Lun constantly pouting in the direction of the prince, groaning for a while, and suddenly understood.
After a while, after a sharp and piercing gong, the noisy banquet finally quieted down, and a tall man in a tight-fitting colorful suit stood in front of the high platform, loudly announcing that the finale was going to be staged.
In the midst of the consternation, and then laughter, the swineherd and a sheep rode on the stage, wearing a full suit of ill-fitting armor, holding a short spear cut in half, and in the sound of the big drum, the cow and the sheep shouted loudly, imitating the gallop of the cavalry.
It was already funny for a big living person to ride a pig, not to mention that a person who resembled a prince made the people at the scene laugh, and several of them slipped under the table.
The Han generals only dared to cover their mouths and smile, but the Hu people's concept of respect and inferiority was indifferent, seeing this scene, they grinned, and the sheep prince, the mouse prince, the woman prince, and the pig prince rode the pig prince to make fun of him, so that Sima Shu's face was flushed, his expression was distorted, and his body trembled with anger.
Sima Lun finally gave the prince a dismount, his face was smug and he didn't notice it at all
Huainan Wang Tieqing's face.