Zhang Yifei and Old Man Qi met for the first time, and they were very happy to meet each other.

"Grandpa, I didn't say you and my grandfather, you two should carry a shell gun and take a group of ponies to the street to rob an old lady and come back to be the grandmother of the village, so that you can see which of you two has a big eye and a big eye. ”

"Bullshit, do you think this is still back then, and now it's a legal society, and it's about free love. ”

Zhang Yifei's face was black, this old man spoke like a robber.

"Okay then, I'll ask your granddaughter-in-law to introduce you to one one day. Zhang Yifei said with a shrug face.

When Old Man Qi heard Zhang Yifei's words, his face suddenly bloomed, and he looked around and said with a puzzled look: "What about my granddaughter-in-law? Why didn't you bring it." ”

The old man's face became a little embarrassed.

Zhang Yifei's face was sweaty, he had a way to deal with Old Man Zhao, but for this imaginative Old Man Qi, Zhang Yifei really didn't know how to deal with it.

"She's been a little busy these days. Zhang Yifei said very weakly.

"Busy, is there anything more important than coming to see me?" the old man's face instantly darkened.

Zhang Yifei can be regarded as seeing today, what is called the day of June, God's face, Old Man Qi is a typical example, saying that change will change, so that you are overwhelmed.

Zhang Yifei turned to look at Qi Yuting, but Qi Yuting directly ignored Zhang Yifei's gaze.

"That's it, it's too ignorant, don't worry, I'll definitely clean him up when I go back, see if I don't smoke her stinky to death." Zhang Yifei said with a sworn face.

After hearing Zhang Yifei's words, Old Man Qi suddenly burst into a rage: "Hit, why do you kid beat people, don't you know that your wife is used to hurt, and a man who has no interest will talk about teaching his wife all day long......"

Zhang Yifei's head was instantly full of black lines, this old man was invincible.

"Even if you fight, it's okay to scold a few words, and they women will turn the sky upside down. ”

Zhang Yifei felt like crying without tears, why did he want to put such a superb grandfather.

Avalokitesvara, who is compassionate and compassionate, please save me! Zhang Yifei began to cry out weakly in his heart.

Zhang Yifei could only nod at the old man.

"I heard that kid from Tianyuan say, are you the master who is not afraid of heaven and earth?" A mysterious smile flashed in Old Man Qi's eyes.

"Nonsense. Zhang Yifei said with a righteous face: "At least I'm afraid of seeing the creditor ......."

"Fortunately, I didn't borrow money from you, otherwise I would have had to take a detour when I saw you in the future. ”

Old Man Qi paused, and then looked up to the sky and laughed, laughing so much that tears flowed out.

I haven't been so happy for many years, Old Man Qi doesn't remember it anymore, but today is his happiest day.

"You kid is like me, and I'm afraid to see the creditor. ”

"Heroes are afraid to see their creditors. Zhang Yifei said with a smile.

"Then tell me why you put that kid from the Yang family down, and how you put it down. ”

"For a woman, a very beautiful woman. ”

"Yes, heroes save beauty, men should be happy when they are young. ”

Qi Yuting stood aside, now she regretted taking Zhang Yifei to see her father, if she let the old and the young stay together for a long time, I am afraid that the entire Yan Kyoto will become a miasma.

An old man and a young man chatted without a word, and when they talked to their heart, the two talked and compared.

"At that time, those little devils were not my opponents at all, I led the troops to be invincible, and even Old Man Zhao was less than one ten-thousandth of me. “

When the old man is old, he always likes to tell his children and grandchildren about his glorious deeds in the past.

Just like the previous sketch "Food Stamps", the old man told it over and over again, but he still didn't feel too much, for them to be able to tell their children and grandchildren their previous stories, it was a great blessing in life.

"It seems that you and my grandfather are both the same, and there is no heroine, which disappoints me too much. Zhang Yifei looked at Old Man Qi with a decadent expression.

"Why don't I have a heroine, you think I'm the stupid soldier of Old Man Zhao who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, I think I was also in the middle of thousands of flowers back then, and I didn't get a piece of flowers. ”

"Didn't you end up in the hands of others?"

"It was an accident, your grandmother was a flower in the army at the time......"

"Accidents are life, right? ”

"You're too sensible. ”

"And heroes love beauty. ”

"Not bad!"

"Then you're still in the hands of others, a reason. ”

The black line on Old Man Qi's face suddenly seemed to think of something, and he asked expectantly, "Have you kowtowed to Old Man Zhao?"

Zhang Yifei was puzzled and said, "Not yet." ”

Old Man Qi looked up to the sky and laughed: "Finally let me pull back!"

Old Man Qi put on a posture of a big horse golden knife, facing Zhang Yifei head-on, making a move towards him with one hand, and said with a murderous smile in his smile: "Come, knock three to the master." ”

The black line on Zhang Yifei's face, the old man's tone was like going to a kiln, especially the silver smile on his face made Zhang Yifei shiver all over his body.

Zhang Yifei can be sure that the old man must have visited the kiln often when he was young, and he was more than a hundred years old, and he still spoke in a tone like a fucking ladybird......

At this moment, Zhang Yifei felt like the kiln sister in the kiln, being snatched by two old men.

Qi Yuting walked up to Zhang Yifei and pulled down the sluggish Zhang Yifei and said, "Hurry up and give your grandfather a few, your grandfather hasn't been so happy for many years." ”

Although Zhang Yifei looked reluctant, he still knelt down, who makes the family a master, we are grandsons, if you don't want to be an unfilial son, kowtow.

"Bang bang bang!" Zhang Yifei knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times to Old Man Qi.

"Come on, this grandson is too sincere, let him kowtow to me three times, and he actually gave me three rings......" Old Man Qi laughed heartily.

Even the guards were puzzled by this, what happened to the old man and he was so happy.

Zhang Yifei: "............"

Half a day later, Qi Yuting walked out of the small courtyard with Zhang Yifei, Qi Yuting looked relieved, and Zhang Yifei seemed to have lost his soul, his face was helpless, and he muttered to himself like crazy.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have come here, and if I didn't come here, I wouldn't have been reduced to being a grandson............"

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