The moon god tried his best to intimidate him, and the mop in his hand slammed on Yu Kai's ass. It really hurts this time.

Yu Kai is also honest.

Luna took the mop and ordered, "You be honest with me, get up and sit down." Just sit cross-legged in the same position you used to sit. God has a lot of questions for you. ”

"My butt hurts, I can't do it well. Yu Kai said pitifully to the moon god.

A sore butt is really an excuse for not being able to sit well.

"Then you're lying on your stomach. The moon god said, but her face became worse and worse.

Anyway, the moon god is very uncomfortable with Yu Kai's sitting posture.

"My stomach hurts on my stomach. Yu Kai said again.

The moon god frowned, and the mop pointed at Yu Kai's face again, and she asked, "Do you lie down?" ”

"Get down, get down immediately. Yu Kai turned, he turned his feet towards the moon god and his head towards the bedroom in front of him.

"Do you look at the god or the bedroom?" said the moon god, knocking on his foot, "turn my head around for me." ”

"But you said you were going to chop off my head. ”

"The god said chop it down, did the god chop off your head?" The moon god picked up the mop and knocked it on Yu Kai's neck again, she said, "Do you turn around or not, if you don't turn around, believe it or not, the god will pick up this mop and chop your foot first." ”

"Are you going to make a braised pig's trotter this time?" Yu Kai said nonsense.

The words he said again provoked the anger of the moon god.

The moon god pulled out the mop and was about to smash it at Yu Kai's feet and neck.

Fortunately, Yu Kai reacted in a timely manner, and when she was about to make a move, he immediately turned his head around.

If you have any questions or needs, you can just ask me directly, and I promise to give you the best answer until you are satisfied. Yu Kai said to her with a grin.

"Don't talk to Ben Shen, you are now an item in my hands, it's better for me to ask you something, what you answer, don't make excuses to avoid my questions, and don't reject my questions. The moon god said to him disdainfully.

Yu Kai said, "If you have any questions, ask them directly, ask them casually, promise not to refuse, and you must not refuse." But there is one condition, that is, can you remove that mop first and look weird. ”

Yu Kai glanced at the mop in the luna's hand, and he also reached out and pointed at the mop in the luna's hand.

"Cut. Luna casually placed the mop on the couch, and she sat down on the coffee table herself.

"That coffee table is what I usually use for tea, not for you to use as a chair. Yu Kaidao.

Unexpectedly, this would anger the luna, causing the luna to pick up the mop, point at him, and say, "Say another nonsense, you try." ”

Yu Kai stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, and he said, "Don't say it, don't say anything, you please, you continue." I'm going to say nothing this time. ”

"The god asks you how you took the god away yesterday. The moon god looked him in the eye and said.

She has a strong ability to detect, and if this guy is lying, she can see it at a glance.

Yu Kai said, "It's Gu Wen, he entrusted me to do him a favor, as for what to help, it is to send the Moon God back to the Moon God Palace." ”

"How dare you lie!" the moon god grabbed his ear and asked, "You are a mortal, where did you know the identity of this god, this god does not know you at all, and before, it has no intersection with you." Have you already found the god through some dirty means, and then used this banquet to frame the god? ”

"I don't even know you, I'm framing you!" Yu Kai said.

Luna's was even more upset.

"Say a few more restless words to the god! you try you!" said the luna god angrily.

"Don't say it, don't say it, you come and you come out. Yu Kai covered his mouth.

"Don't say it, how can you do it if you don't say it, the question of the god is not finished yet!" the moon god let go of his ears and pulled his hair instead.

Yu Kai was very unhappy and said, "Can't you stop pulling my hair?"

"What's wrong with God pulling your hair? The moon god said.

"How dare I have an opinion, you are a god, you know magic, and you are also powerful, and I am not a god. Yu Kai said.

Luna was amused by him, "Hahaha, do you want to be so funny." ”

"Originally, I was just telling the truth. Yu Kai said again.

He's super aggrieved, how did he get to the moon god and turn it into some funny words!

"Okay, what you say is the truth, then according to what you say, what God said is not the truth. ”

"I don't dare to say that what you say is not the truth. Yu Kai said again.

"Forget it, look at your small appearance, I guess I don't dare to do anything to this god, today's questioning ends here, this god is merciful, forgive you once. Luna let go of his hair, "We met by mistake, but it's fate, okay, you can get up." ”

The moon god gradually loosened Yu Kai's hair.

Yu Kai sat up, there is a kind of work called if you don't die, you won't die.

He took out a small mirror from his pocket, and while combing his own hair in the mirror, he said unconvinced to the moon god, "Can you not always pull my hair, you love to pull my hair like this, you will ruin other people's hair." Also, you just grabbed my ears and didn't let go, and your ears turned red for you, don't believe you can see for yourself. ”

Yu Kai looked at his red ears in the mirror, which instantly reminded him of those demons in horror movies.

And the day before yesterday, he exorcised the demon, and the demon he encountered, the ears, which were long and red, like red peppers.

He looked in the mirror, took a small comb, sorted out his hairstyle and said, "I'm a delicate boy, you don't always do things to me, you go to walk around the street, have you ever seen a girl do things to a man, and slap her ass with a mop stick, and pull her ears and hair and don't let go, the whole image of your girl will be ruined, you do this, isn't that a living shrew?"

"Curator, you really have to wake up. I can't sleep like this anymore, and if you continue to sleep like this, I'm going to go crazy. Su Li shook Xiao Qinghuan's body and said. "Stop talking, I'm sleepy, let me sleep a little longer. Xiao Qinghuan said with sleepiness.

"Curator, it's time to get up, your fitness members are waiting downstairs, you still have to get up to wash up and put on makeup for half an hour, add up, eight o'clock, you can't make it at all. Su Li pushed Xiao Qinghuan's back.

"Sleep again. I didn't fall asleep, oops, Su Li, can't you talk less nonsense?" Xiao Qinghuan turned around impatiently, and then, she continued to sleep.

"Curator, if I had been talking a little less nonsense, you would have fallen asleep by now. Su Li shook Xiao Qinghuan's body and said, "Curator, wake up, get up quickly, I'm going to sleep like a little lazy worm, and if I sleep again, Father-in-law Sun will have his buttocks." ”

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