Chapter 184: Practice
My father must know something, otherwise, he wouldn't have let go of the hateless lamp.
My grandfather was silent for a moment before he said: "I also just remembered that our ancestor left a will, asking future generations to treat Bai Lan well, because our Chen family owes Bai Lan love. In the past, don't say that I think it's, the Chen family hasn't taken this sentence seriously for generations. When it comes to passing on the arts, it's over as soon as you say it. Now it seems that the ancestor means that we should be kind to the hateless lamp!"
My grandfather took a sip: "The lamp spirit in the hateless lamp may be the one who sacrificed for the Chen family." The love owed by the ancestors of the Chen family, our descendants will have to pay it back!"
"Fart!" My milk suddenly became angry, and no matter if anyone around me reached out and lifted my grandfather's ear: "You old dead man, let the donkey kick your head, right? Do you understand the principle of cutting grass and eradicating roots? What kind of consequences will be caused by letting any weird hateless lamp hide in the dark, do you know, if something happens to this, where are you going to cry?"
"Xiaoyun, don't tease me!" My grandfather tilted his head and shouted: "The ancestors of the Chen family......!
"You ancestor!" My grandmother almost went crazy: "That broken lamp really came to seek revenge on the wild son, can your ancestors come out to stop it? Who has ever seen such an irresponsible ancestor?"
My grandfather argued: "After all, the white lantern helped our ancestors, didn't he?"
"Did you help him die?" my grandmother became more and more angry, "Your ancestor was either angry with the white light or suffocated to death." You don't want to look at what the broken lamp did? You almost killed Xuanzi and Xiao Qian'er, how did your ancestors survive? You tell me!"
My grandfather is speechless now: "Let it go, what do you say?"
"Find it and destroy it!" I was furious, "Otherwise, I'll take your skin off and tie the lantern." ”
When my father begged for mercy again and again, Ye Xuan gently stabbed me: "Do you still have confidence in marriage?"
I was also dumbfounded: "At the moment, I think it's good to be alone." ”
"I think so too!" Ye Xuan had a relative.
My grandfather's ears were pointed: "Xiaoyun, you let go! You frightened the children." ”
My grandmother probably heard what Ye Xuan said, and quickly let go of my grandfather: "What are you all scared about? Not everyone is as beaten as your old man." ”
My grandfather hurriedly kept up: "Not all girls are like your milk (the meaning of Northeast dialect is spicy)." ”
"Shut up!" My grandmother glared at my grandfather fiercely: "Yezi, don't you see that these girls are all as gentle as water?"
I held my breath and said, "Yes!
At this time, it is necessary to have a strong desire to survive.
Ye Xuan tugged at his chest: "Yes, old and gentle!" When he spoke, his heart was probably twitching.
As soon as the two of us finished speaking, I felt that someone had been patted on the back, and only later did I know that it was Ding Duoer who had labeled the truth!
"Little money, you can shoot people with guns at every turn. ”
"Xiao Yan, I pierced the person with a knife, and I didn't even blink my eyes. ”
"Peach Demon is better, slap it down, and the rib fork will break three for you, but she didn't make any effort. ”
"When you don't see her angry, it's a husky, bloody and bloody. ”
"These girls in our family kill people without blinking, and eat people without salt. ”
As soon as I finished speaking, my face turned white, and Ye Xuan also went crazy: "Old class, are you a biao? You don't want to die?"
Ye Xuan didn't stop after speaking: "Just these girls in our family, in ancient times, they could kill three in and three out of the army without panting." With a big temper and a ruthless hand, it's all a trivial matter. The point is that none of them know what it means to be thrifty and thrifty? They are surprisingly lazy, and they can lie on their stomachs without sitting like koalas. ”
"I'll tell you, if you take them in, you can build a harem. However, you are definitely not the emperor in the harem, you have to be the only old eunuch in the harem. ”
I was looking at Ye Xuan dumbfounded, when Xiao Jelly Bean suddenly said, "Brother Badger, do you include Sister Xiaoqian?"
"Why isn't it included!" Ye Xuan said angrily: "The laziest one is her! I have enough clothes to wash in a washing machine, and this is worth it." Several times, I couldn't stand it, and I washed her clothes!"
Xiao Qian'er's face turned red: "My clothes are not washed by Jelly Bean......s?"
"I washed it too!" Ye Xuan was stunned after speaking: "The washing machine I used didn't wash it by hand." ”
Xiao Qian'er's face just looked a little better, and Xiao Jelly Bean answered: "Don't you wash your clothes all together, even put your socks in the washing machine, you said that it is called a cylinder." I didn't see it, you wash it a second time!"
"Stir it with my clothes!" Ye Xuan's face turned completely pale after speaking.
Xiao Qian'er stretched out her hand that turned white with anger and stuck Ye Xuan's neck: "I'll strangle you!"
"Enough...... Enough to ...... Old Bian ...... "Ye Xuan's tongue almost stretched out, and he stretched out a hand to let me pull him!"
"Hold on! I'm going to move the rescuers!" I jumped straight from the second floor and ran away.
I later learned that those girls didn't want to chase and beat me, but they didn't know me well yet, and they were embarrassed to do it. Only when Ye Xuan's flirtatious person was wrong, he was almost strangled to death on the spot.
Later, I found out a problem, the more familiar you are with a girl, the more embarrassed she is to cut you. And I've also found that the longer you stay with them, the more they become unrelievable.
What a Husky is Tindor! It's a Samoyed, simple on the outside, but in fact wilted and wilted, always leading a topic first, and sticking "truth charms" on you when you are not paying attention.
After Ye Xuan and I suffered two losses, we simply let go, what is really not true, what is caught, just say anything, simply comment on a few girls from their figure to their appearance, one by one, sometimes talking and talking, at most once, I was chased and beaten three times a day.
Ye Xuan and I ran faster and faster, and I almost practiced "stepping on the snow without a trace", at that time, I found out that light power is a thing, sometimes there is no need for internal force, as long as the explosive power is enough and the speed is fast enough, if you want to go to the wall, it is not much slower than using light power. Theoretically, as long as you reach a certain speed and don't stop, you can run on the water without any problem. The "dragonfly points to water" and "swallow three water" in light work is probably the same reason.
After Ye Xuan and I got acquainted with each other, the peach demon began to trick us back with flowers, pretending to be my grandmother for a while, pretending to be my father for a while, and the most excessive time, directly pretending to be Ning Ye and tricking us into Ning Ye's office, closing the door and beating us, Ye Xuan and I didn't dare to make a sound.
After Ye Xuan and I were beaten for almost two months, Ye Xuan said that he had practiced the "Golden Bell Jar" to the seventh level.
I've been stunned for a long time, when did he practice the Golden Bell Jar?
Ye Xuan said that it was given to him by Xiao Qian'er, and Xiao Qian'er himself said that he was bought from the thrift market, the authentic "Golden Bell Jar" cheats, which I believe that Xiao Qian'er has always regarded the thrift market as a bank, and when he is really not rich, he will go for a walk, and he will be able to bring something valuable when he comes back.
Ye Xuan came to a conclusion, that is, those girls still have to tease, if you don't tease them, they don't beat you, if you don't beat you, there will be no quick way to achieve miraculous skills.
After getting to know Xiao Qian'er, he already has the potential to be a masochist.
I told him directly: "If you are willing to be beaten, you can go by yourself! Don't drag me, I don't want to practice how to be beaten now, what I need to practice now is how to beat people!"
On the last mission, I found a problem, that is, the Yaksha blood on my body didn't seem to exert any power. Moreover, there seems to be some regression in my skills.
According to common sense, my skills should have improved, why is there such a state of not advancing but retreating.
I couldn't find the reason myself, so I had to ask my grandfather and my grandmother, and the two of them thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with the reason, but Xiao Jelly Bean gave me the answer. She said that my skills had obviously regressed for two reasons:
The first reason is that the Yaksha blood in my body has not fully operated, and it has not fused with the blood in my body, and it is even a little mutually exclusive, which makes my skill regress a little.
The second reason is that I've been carrying the Lamp of Innocence ever since. The hateless lamp has a suppressive effect on the Yaksha bloodline in our body, and my strength has been reduced by about 30% out of thin air.
My grandmother suddenly became anxious, and reached out to pinch my grandfather's ear: "Look at the good things you did, the hateless lamp is not aimed at the wild son, it can suppress his three successes, if the hateless lamp comes over again, the wild son can't wait to die?"
My father was pulled and begged for mercy, and the little jelly bean said slowly: "The hateless lamp can suppress the Yaksha, but it may not be able to suppress the Yaksha King." If you let Brother Fox improve his skills quickly, maybe he can save himself. ”
My grandmother quickly asked, "Do you have a way?"
Little Jelly Bean said: "There are two ways, one is to find auxiliary things and quickly activate the Yaksha blood." However, Brother Fox's body may not be able to withstand the power of Yaksha's blood at once. That's the Yaksha King, the legendary existence that can fight Shura. ”
My grandmother shook her head and said, "This won't work!
Little Jelly Bean not only smiled and narrowed his eyes, but also licked his lips: "Suck blood! Suck a small sip each time, let the Yaksha blood quickly make blood, and replace the blood of Brother Fox." By the time he only had Yaksha blood on his body, his body would have been almost transformed. ”
"No!" I refused on the spot. 、
Being bitten by someone on the neck and sucking blood out, it makes people feel trembling when they think about it, and they don't know how many bites they have to be bitten!
Forget it! I'd better wait slowly!
I had already said no, but my grandfather and my grandmother pounced on me together, one grabbed my head, the other pressed my arm, and showed my neck like a chicken.