Less bragging, less rollover
When the villagers present gradually quieted down, Zhang Chi said happily: "Thanks to the participation of the villagers, today, the village mobilization road repair meeting has been successfully concluded, and the villagers can go home." Oh, by the way, folks, remember to go to Li Yiyang's house tomorrow to celebrate his grandson's full moon. ”
After hearing this, the villagers present laughed and said, "Hahaha:-), no problem, see you tomorrow." ”
"Yes, see you tomorrow and see which of us gets drunk first. ”
"Haha, tomorrow I will definitely dominate the whole village, and you will not be my opponent when you drink, hahaha, hiccup~. ”
"Bah, you just blow it, I won't know about you, and after a drink, you will collapse. ”
"(o_O) Don't say it if you know, it'll embarrass me. ”
"Hahaha, you know you still say. ”
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Slowly, the villagers in the conference room began to disperse one after another. Lu Yuan also gradually saw many acquaintances, such as Aunt Sun and her daughter Sun Xiaoxiao.
When Sun Xiaoxiao saw Lu Yuan, her bored eyes suddenly lit up, and she pulled her mother and walked in the direction of Lu Yuan.
"Brother Lu Yuan, why are you here?" Sun Xiaoxiao said curiously.
Lu Yuan watched Sun Xiaoxiao pull Aunt Sun over, he squatted down, pinched her round and cute little face, and said jokingly: "
Of course, I'm here to see if my sister Xiaoxiao is in the village committee. ”
Hearing this, Sun Xiaoxiao hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand: "No, no, I don't have Hanhan." ”
Looking at such a cute and cute Sun Xiaoxiao, even Aunt Sun and Lu Zhiyuan behind him began to laugh out loud.
At the same time, the village chief Zhang Chiju also slowly walked out of the village committee, Zhang Chiju looked at the four people who were smiling and said with a smile: "Yo, they are all here, why are you so happy?"
After saying this, Zhang Chi Jue also squatted down and pinched Sun Xiaoxiao's round and cute little face.
"Uncle Chi Jue is good :-D. Sun Xiaoxiao said. I saw that her round face had a dimple-like smile, which made people feel the urge to go up and kiss her, as if a delicate flower was blooming.
"Okay, Xiaoxiao's niece is good. Zhang Chi replied with a smile.
When Zhang Chi never heard a few of them speak, to be honest, he was a little curious. Looking up at a few of them, he found that the eyes of several of them were on Sun Xiaoxiao's body, and he suddenly realized.
Oh, I see, no wonder.
Also, my niece's cuteness is simply a source of happiness in life.
To be honest, I also want to have such a daughter, looking forward to (=^ω^=).
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"By the way, Brother Zhiyuan, thank you this time. If it weren't for your reminders and advice, I would have made an irreparable mistake this time. Zhang Chi came back to his senses and said with a straight face.
"You don't need to thank me like this, you are my brother, who will I not help you? Not to mention that you are still the head of our village. Hearing this, Lu Zhiyuan hurriedly said to Zhang Chidu.
"Hahahaha, okay, this is my good brother, why don't you go to Li Yiyang's house tomorrow to get drunk and not return?"
"Okay, brother. It's not me who blows it, if we two drink, you must get drunk first, do you believe it?"
"Hahaha, don't brag, these are witnesses. Say what if you lose tomorrow?"
"Hey, Brother Chi Du, you don't believe me, if I lose tomorrow, I'll punish myself three glasses for drinking next time. ”
"How do you think I'm going to believe you? I remember the last time my brothers and I drank together, we didn't even drink a bottle, and you got drunk. Don't admit it! These guys were very clear at the time. ”
Hearing Zhang Chi Jue tell the truth, Lu Zhiyuan touched his nose with some embarrassment, then looked at Lu Yuan, and suddenly said with a light in his eyes: "I can't drink, but my son can, he can get you back to drink, don't worry, I guarantee that you will be very satisfied with drinking tomorrow." ”
Lu Yuan was a little stunned when he heard this.
What's that?
Dad, didn't you give me Chi Dubo to drink? Why did you get involved with me again?
If that's the case, tomorrow after I finish drinking with Brother Muzi, I will also order a drink with Chi Dubo, I'm TM, this is the rhythm that wants me to be cool.
Even if I have a system, it won't work, after all, I don't know if the system will issue a task for drinking.
Even if I can drink, I can't stand it! What's more, I haven't practiced drinking yet.
Hey, I'm so hard.
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Zhang Chi glanced at Lu Yuan, and then said to Lu Zhiyuan: "Okay? You let your son Lu Yuan drink with me, is this really okay? What's more, Lu Yuan didn't attend Li Youqian's wedding the year before last, and now, if you still want him to come over and drink with me, it will hurt Li Youqian's heart, and even hurt the relationship between their brothers." ”
"No, it's absolutely not going to work, you have to come and drink with me. You don't have to practice if you don't drink enough, you see if you don't practice, you drink a few glasses and get drunk, will it be okay?"
"If you dare to run away without a few drinks tomorrow, you watch, our brothers will drink again next time, and my brothers will kill you. ”
"What, don't believe it, why don't you try it tomorrow?" Zhang Chi said with a smile looking at Lu Zhiyuan.
Looking at Zhang Chi Du like this, Lu Zhiyuan understood that it was impossible to avoid drinking with Chi Du and other brothers tomorrow, and he suddenly had an indescribable sadness in his heart.
Woo woo, it's so hard for me, I still can't escape the fate of drinking.
The last time I drank with you, I knew that you all drank a lot.
And I watched you drink like a turtle, and you said I didn't dare to drink, and then I didn't drink a few glasses and I was unconscious.
Isn't that a pit for me?
When I woke up the next day, my daughter-in-law told me that my brother would drink and pour me again, wasn't that killing me?
I feel sad when I think about it, woo woo woo~
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The sky gradually darkened, and when Lu Zhiyuan took his son Lu Yuan home, he always had a sad look on his face.
Seeing Lu Zhiyuan like this, Zhang Fenyuan couldn't help but ask with some curiosity: "What's the matter? Isn't it successful? Or is it..."
"No, it's me who bragged about it again. Lu Zhiyuan whispered to Zhang Finland.
As soon as Zhang Fenfen heard this, he smiled and said: "Hahaha, Lao Lu, what do you want me to say about you? ”
After Lu Zhiyuan heard Zhang Finland's words, he couldn't help but have a black line on his head.
And Lu Yuan couldn't help but feel the warmth of the family when he looked at his parents like this, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help laughing.
Time passed inadvertently, and slowly after Lu Yuan's family finished eating, they also began to sit at the dinner table with Lu Yuan and watch TV.
The familiar formula, the familiar routine, slowly came to 7:30 in the evening, and it was Lu Yuan's favorite news broadcast time.
"Today's simulcast news: shocked! A cuckold monster appeared in the bus station.
Shocked! Is the prevalence of the cuckold monster a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation?
The latest news: A certain girl group announced its direct disbandment.
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Looking at such news, Lu Yuan suddenly remembered the cuckold monster he met on the way back, and couldn't help crying and laughing.
On the contrary, Lu Yuan's parents were a little curious and surprised when they saw such news.
"Hey, when did this start to happen?"
"WC, my scalp is tingling with this cuckold man's operation show. ”
"WC, such a show?"
"Is this cuckold a professional actor? Why do I look like I'm filming?"
"No, I want to laugh, hahahaha..."
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