"Brother Wen, have you changed houses?" the moon god turned his head to look at Yu Kai.

At this glance, she was instantly surprised.

"Who are you, who are you, and how is God in your house?"

There was a mop on the balcony, seeing this, the moon god picked up a mop on the balcony and pointed it directly at Yu Kai, and then, she said to him: "Don't come here! If you come, I'll paste the mop in your face!"

Yu Kai sat in front of the sofa with a cup, and he took a sip of tea unhurriedly.

"Luna, you're a little slow to react. Yu Kai said to her.

"Don't talk nonsense. The moon god took the mop and threw it forward, the water on the wet mop was not dry in the first place, and the moon god threw it forward like this, and shook Yu Kai's face with water.

"Stop! If you have something to say, don't just take a mop and dump people, okay, put down the mop first. Yu Kai put down the glass in his hand, and he said again, "We are all civilized people, not barbarians. ”

The mop is in the hand of the moon god, like a sword, the moon god can play with it indiscriminately, she came to a mop chain turn, the mop changed positions in her hand, and the mop stick was directly aimed at Yu Kai.

The moon god walked forward a few more steps, carrying a mop and rushing straight towards Yu Kai.

This scene frightened Yu Kai so much that he took off his shoes and hurriedly sat cross-legged on the sofa, and squeezed into the corner of the sofa.

At this time, the mop stick in the luna god's hand was also on Yu Kai's neck, and she said to him: "Honestly let go of your head, if you don't tell honestly, this god will chop off your head now! ”

"Isn't the head of a fish made of fish? Yu Kai muttered quietly.

"Dare to refute!" Luna pulled out the mop in his hand and wanted to knock Yu Kai on the head.

Frightened, Yu Kai hurriedly raised his arms and hugged his head and begged for mercy.

"I'm a sister, can you not just fight as soon as we meet, can't we have something to discuss?"

"What is there to discuss, this god is merciful if he does not chop off your head. The moon god knocked on his arm and said, "You'd better be honest and explain everything you did to the god yesterday. If you don't explain well, your god is in a bad mood—"

"It's easy to get upset on this hot day. I think you should drink a cup of green tea first and stay in a good mood. Yu Kai smiled at her, and as he spoke, he moved forward a little bit.

Just as Yu Kai reached out and was about to take a cup from the coffee table to pour her tea, the moon god picked up the mop.

A stick struck him on the stomach.

It really hurts this time.

Yu Kai is also honest.

The moon god took the mop and ordered, "You give me honesty, get up and sit down." Just sit cross-legged in the same position you used to sit. God has a lot of questions for you. ”

"My butt hurts, I can't do it well. Yu Kai said pitifully to the moon god.

A sore butt is really an excuse for not being able to sit well.

"Then you're lying on your stomach. The moon god said, but her face became worse and worse.

Anyway, the moon god is very uncomfortable with Yu Kai's sitting posture.

"My stomach hurts on my stomach. Yu Kai said again.

The moon god frowned, and the mop pointed at Yu Kai's face again, and she asked, "Do you lie down?" ”

"Get down, get down immediately. Yu Kai turned, he turned his feet towards the moon god and his head towards the bedroom in front of him. First Literature

"Do you look at the god or the bedroom?" said the moon god, knocking on his foot, "turn my head around for me." ”

"But you said you were going to chop off my head. ”

"The god said chop it down, did the god chop off your head?" The moon god picked up the mop and knocked it on Yu Kai's neck again, she said, "Do you turn around or not, if you don't turn around, believe it or not, the god will pick up this mop and chop your foot first." ”

"Are you going to make a braised pig's trotter this time?" Yu Kai said nonsense.

The words he said again provoked the anger of the moon god.

The moon god pulled out the mop and was about to smash it at Yu Kai's feet and neck.

Fortunately, Yu Kai reacted in a timely manner, and when she was about to make a move, he immediately turned his head around.

If you have any questions or needs, you can just ask me directly, and I promise to give you the best answer until you are satisfied. Yu Kai said to her with a grin.

"Don't talk to Ben Shen, you are now an item in my hands, it's better for me to ask you something, what you answer, don't make excuses to avoid my questions, and don't reject my questions. The moon god said to him disdainfully.

Yu Kai said: "If you have any questions, ask them directly, ask them casually, promise not to refuse, and you must not refuse." But there is one condition, that is, can you remove that mop first and look weird. ”

Yu Kai glanced at the mop in the luna's hand, and he also reached out and pointed at the mop in the luna's hand.

"Cut. Luna casually placed the mop on the couch, and she sat down on the coffee table herself.

"That coffee table is what I usually use for tea, not for you to use as a chair. Yu Kai said to her cautiously.

Unexpectedly, this would anger the moon god, causing the moon god to pick up the mop, point at him and say, "Say another nonsense, you try." ”

Yu Kai stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, and he said, "Don't say it, don't say anything, you please, you continue." I'm going to say nothing this time. ”

"The god asks you how you took the god away yesterday. The moon god looked him in the eye and said.

She has a strong ability to detect, and if this guy is lying, she can see it at a glance.

Yu Kai said: "It's Gu Wen who entrusted me to do him a favor, as for what to help, it is to send the Moon God back to the Moon God Palace." ”

"How dare you lie!" the moon god grabbed his ear and asked, "You are a mortal, where did you know the identity of this god, this god does not know you at all, and before, it has no intersection with you." Have you already found the god through some dirty means, and then used this banquet to frame the god? ”

"I don't even know you, I'm framing you!" Yu Kai said.

Luna's was even more upset.

"Say a few more restless words to the god! you try you!" said the luna god angrily.

"Don't say it, don't say it, you come and you come out. Yu Kai covered his mouth.

"Don't say it, how can you do it if you don't say it, the question of the god is not finished yet!" the moon god let go of his ears and pulled his hair instead.

Yu Kai said very unhappily: "Can't you stop pulling my hair?"

"What's wrong with God pulling your hair? The moon god said.

"How dare I have an opinion, you are a god, you know magic, and you are also powerful, and I am not a god. Yu Kai said.

Luna was amused by him, "Hahaha, do you want to be so funny." ”

"Originally, I was just telling the truth. Yu Kai said again.