"Beijing?"

Aunt Xiang looked at Cheng Ran and said very sincerely.

"Housheng, alas, why don't you have a bright brain when you are so handsome, you come all the way over, even if you invite a few of us to come, this round-trip ticket is a lot, with that money, it is better to invite those who are more famous. ”

Uncle Zhao and Brother Fan also nodded lightly at this, and Aunt Xiang was right.

The farthest place they have been to when they performed sketches is the provincial capital, and they have not been to other provinces to perform.

When it comes to their tricks, they say that someone came from Kyoto to invite them, but they don't believe it.

Cheng Ran smiled and nodded at Aunt Xiang, Cheng Ran had considered the concerns of Uncle Zhao and Brother Fan in advance, so he first invited the comrades nearby, gave them a certificate and handed it to the three of them, so as to prove that he was really not a bad person.

After that, he took out the invitation to the Spring Festival Gala program and handed it to the three of them.

"Two uncles and aunts, I just want to invite the three of you to Kyoto to publish the script, and you can contribute, let's go to Kyoto to see if we can go to the Spring Festival Gala." ”

Looking at a certificate handed over by Cheng Ran and a genuine invitation to the Spring Festival Gala program, Uncle Zhao was shocked at first, and Uncle Zhao, who was the backbone of the three, took out his old cigarette gun, frowned and looked at it.

The three descendants just sat there and watched.

"It's... That's the three of us. ”

Uncle Zhao said tremblingly for a long time, he already believed what this posterity said.

Besides, the clothes of these three people are cheap at first glance, and they will not deceive them honest farmers.

It's this handsome male offspring, why do you have to wrap a thick quilt when you go out, why is it so cold, it's a little bit not big enough.

"I've watched a few sketches and I think it's more in line with my script. ”

As he spoke, Cheng Ran took out a contract and handed it to the three of them.

The three of them took it, and the acquaintances began to look at it.

After a while, Brother Fan took the lead in moving, and said in a dull manner with a cigarette.

Even if you don't have a chance to go to the Spring Festival Gala, you should go to see the world. ”

"I also take a fancy to the fact that the future is so handsome and doesn't wait to deceive us. ”

Uncle Zhao knocked on the cigarette stick, was silent for a moment and nodded slowly.

"Then it's like this, you book a day, let's pack up our things and say hello to the family, and then we leave. ”

Cheng Ran nodded hurriedly, and then Li Qiuxue took out a contract to restrain the three of them not to tell Cheng Ran about the show he was going to perform, so as to avoid leaking secrets.

After knowing what the contract said, the three of them also signed decisively.

This is the Spring Festival Gala!

As the saying goes, take a bike into a motorcycle.

At the age of fifty, why can't you go crazy in the end?

Originally, after talking about the details, Cheng Ran and a few people were about to prepare to go back to Kyoto, Li Qiuxue herself finally squeezed out three days of free time, Li Mengmeng could be regarded as seizing the opportunity to let the old lady buy the things in her small notebook.

However, Aunt Xiang insisted that Cheng Ran wanted to stay here for lunch, so in the end, Cheng Ran and the three of them could only be forced to have a meal here.

Uncle Zhao's tunzi is not big, with mountains behind it and a large area of black land in front of it.

Taking advantage of Aunt Xiang's cooking, Cheng Ran took Li Mengmeng and Li Qiuxue to stand on the ridge and watched Li Mengmeng running on the snow in waterproof snow shoes.

So much so that the children in the village couldn't help but come over and accompany the beautiful young lady to have a snowball fight and build a snowman.

Li Mengmeng, who was sweating all over the game, asked the old lady for the car keys, and hugged a lot of candy and distributed it to the children who accompanied him to build snowmen and have snowball fights.

The children in the village took the candy a little shyly, thanked Li Mengmeng implicitly, turned around and ran home shyly.

Li Mengmeng also came to the countryside in the Northeast for the first time, and looked around curiously, so much so that she couldn't run, so she returned to Cheng Ran and Li Qiuxue's side.

Aunt Xiang is not only a must for performing sketches, but also cooking is delicious for ten miles and eight towns, if there is any happy event to invite Aunt Xiang to cook, it is absolutely first-class.

Coupled with the hares and pheasants in the mountains that Uncle Zhao hunted the day before yesterday, and Brother Fan didn't know where to prepare the fresh wild boar, plus the famous messy stew in the Northeast, even Li Mengmeng and Li Qiuxue, who had eaten too many mountain delicacies, couldn't help but eat two more bowls of food today.

As for Cheng Ran, in Uncle Zhao and Brother Fan, you said, "I did it at will." "If you don't finish it, you will look down on me!" "No, you kid will order a beer on the hour." "I want you to be able to drink three or five catties in one breath when you're so old, and you can still work in the fields." ”.....

I lost myself and got drunk for the first time.

So much so that in the end, Li Qiuxue threw Cheng Ran, who couldn't vomit on her back, and went to the hospital in the town to wash her stomach.

Then outside the operating room, their faces were flushed, and Uncle Zhao and Brother Fan, who were scolded by Aunt Xiang, did not dare to raise their heads, and listened to the pig-like screams inside, and their guilty faces became more and more ruddy.

They really didn't expect Cheng Ran, a descendant, to be so undrinkable.

The three of them drank five catties of wine, and the two of them drank four catties in half, so they let the kid drink one catty, and he drank like this.

As for Li Mengmeng and Li Qiuxue, they didn't blame the two elders, but Li Qiuxue stood at the door of the operating room with a cold face, and Li Mengmeng stomped her feet anxiously.

She knew that Cheng Ran's perception of pain was more than ten times more sensitive than that of normal people.

And there is no anesthetic in this broken place, even if the doctor doesn't seem to have any intention of giving it to Cheng Ran, what else can he say.

Even those little girls who drink too much don't need to be anesthetic, he's a big man! ”

Then the doctor began to prepare materials for Cheng Ran to lavage.

If you don't drink a few times to wash your stomach during the New Year in the Northeast, it must mean that you are not a good person, and you don't even have the person who poured your wine.

Then the doctor saw what frightened him.

A big man washes his stomach like killing a pig, screaming and tossing people.

And it hurts, it hurts, it doesn't hurt and I faint, it's often a painful roll of my eyes, and the doctor just thinks I can relax, and then I wake up screaming in pain.

After tossing for more than half an hour, others could wash their stomachs in about ten minutes, but Cheng Ran dragged it out for more than half an hour.

When Cheng Ran was withdrawn from the operating room after washing his stomach, his body was still twitching, he fainted in pain, woke up in pain after being unconscious, and was woken up by pain again when he woke up.

Li Mengmeng looked at Cheng Ran's tragic situation, and tears of distress came straight out.

As for Uncle Zhao, a few people said that Li Qiuxue sent someone to send them back, and then took Cheng Ran to the best hotel nearby.

After tossing for most of the night, Cheng Ran finally fell asleep.