Chapter 22: The God of Wealth's Oversized Cup of Cheap Coffee
After Yin Xian and Pang Bo walked into the City God Temple, Pang Bo honestly bowed his head to burn incense, worshipping the Quartet religiously, Yin Xian poked him and asked strangely: "It's not like you, why don't you check in?"
Attractions to take pictures and check in is the habit of fashionable people Pang Bo, as a modern demon, he has already mastered the strong P map skills, every time he posts a circle of friends, it must be a handsome selfie, the comment area is full of saliva from the old sisters, the tone is so explicit that others have no face to look at, it's a little strange not to take pictures today. Pombo said, "Don't you think we're here any differently than usual?"
"What's different?"
"Bathed in the aura of the gods, the whole demon has been sublimated?"
"No, I think you're belittling me and exalting yourself at the same time. ”
Pombo said, "I don't, I'm dignified." ”
"You've won, you're pretending to be thirteen all the time. ”
In the merit box, Yin Xian put down a thousand yuan and bought another thousand yuan of incense, and suddenly felt that the whole body was loose, people fought for a breath, and the Buddha fought for a stick of incense. Walking into the main hall, Yin Xian's expression tightened, because he saw that the statue of the wooden clay statue actually blinked, stretched his waist, and walked down calmly from the throne. ”
Yin Xian had no idea of bowing down at all, and said in surprise to the eyes of the City God: "You are always the City God, you are really approachable." Pang Bo tugged at his pants underneath to remind him to avoid his true face, and Yin Xian ignored him.
Chenghuang said with a smile: "The new owner of the Nanshan Dojo has arrived, why didn't I show up as the master, not to mention, you are still the world-famous tycoon Yin Xian." ”
This is the first time that Yin Xian has been called by an outsider, and he only felt a cool air rushing from the top of his head to the soles of his feet, and said haha: "Who is the name of the city god?"
"The world has forgotten you, but I don't, Aoki Priest has such a great ability to completely erase the memories of billions of people. However, you don't have to be afraid, I actually have something to ask for when I appear today, Mr. Yin must not refuse. ”
"Don't don't, you always call me sir, you will lose your life, I just wanted to burn incense today, how can He De be able to see the city god himself, I am so moved, I want to cry. ”
Lord Chenghuang smiled slightly, waved his hand to open a door, and said to Yin Xian, "Please, there are still people who want to see you today." ”
"It's a little weak...... "Saying that his legs are weak, Yin Xian still picked up Pang Bo, who was like a dead pig, and walked in.
They didn't want to be just one step to another world, they came to a world full of flowers, grass and warblers flying, a large villa community in the middle of the mountain was covered by green trees and flowers, the sound of gurgling water came, a delicate Jiangnan garden scene, Yin Xian said: "Lord Chenghuang, this is designed by the famous teacher, the details are really good." ”
Lord Chenghuang smiled: "This was designed for us by Master I.M. Pei. ”
"Didn't he die in the United States? When did he come to Pingjiang?"
"The leaves have fallen back to the roots, and the master is now living near the Pingjiang Garden. ”
While speaking, he came to the door of the villa, and there were four middle-aged people in suits and leather shoes standing in front of the door, Yin Xian said: "It's so formal, Lord Chenghuang, your security guards are so handsome." ”
"They're not security guards, take a closer look?"
"If you look closely, it's also security. ”
Pang Bo angrily shoved him and said, "Don't talk nonsense, those three are the God of Wealth." He had already crawled over to his knees, and he hugged one of them in the thigh.
Yin Xian said in surprise: "My God, God of Wealth, then you have to stutter well, Pang Bo, you give me a thigh, don't dominate the benefits alone." ”
A God of Wealth in the center said: "The richest man in the world is really joking, Mr. Yin, I am Zhao Gongming, I am fortunate to be lucky." ”
"Master God of Wealth, torment me, don't call me Mr. Yin, call me Yin Xian, who are these gentlemen?"
"They are the two gods of wealth and fortune, and the other one is for you to guess. ”
"I'm sorry, science students don't know about our Chinese immortals, forgive me. ”
This one is obviously older than the three gods of wealth, and said with a slight smile: "Don't be embarrassed for Yin Xian, I'm Yue Lao, hello." ”
"My God, what kind of luck have I taken today, seeing so many great gods, Yue Lao, I have a question I don't know if to ask?" Yin Xian said exaggeratedly.
"If you shouldn't ask, don't ask. ”
I got the script wrong, and the great god was joking with me.
“...... But I couldn't help but ask. ”
"You can ask anything, and as long as I know, I will tell you. Yue Lao didn't tease him, and said cheerfully.
"Why can't I find a wife in my forties in my last life?"
"Are you serious? I really want to know?"
"Hahaha, liven up the atmosphere, I don't want to know. ”
Lord Chenghuang said: "What a humor. ”
"I don't know what I'm talking about, my legs are so weak that I can't stand, you are all big guys, and I don't know which life's blessings can see you. ”
The villa is very large, and when you walk in, there is a golden living room, with a thick red carpet and shiny mahogany furniture, and the city god said, "What to drink, coffee or tea?"
Yin Xian was surprised and said, "You still drink coffee? I haven't drunk it for a long time, so let's have a cup too." ”
A blue-faced and fanged imp came with a tray, and Lord Chenghuang reprimanded him: "It's not decent to come out to meet people like anything." The imp put down the tray and confessed, and transformed into a stout girl, and said in a tone of voice, "Guest, your coffee." ”
Yin Xian smiled bitterly and said: "Lord Chenghuang, please ask him to accept the supernatural powers, he is tired of the dead." ”
Lord Chenghuang scolded with a smile and said, "It's a shame to be dead, put down the coffee and get out quickly." ”
"Okay. The stout girl's body shook and turned into a ray of light and disappeared.
Yin Xian picked up a cup of coffee as big as a kilogram, saw several God of Wealth and Yue Lao all take it and drank it all, put down the cup and said, "It's so delicious, Brother Chenghuang will give me another cup." ”
Yin Xian tasted it and put it down and said, "Lord Chenghuang, if I'm not mistaken, this is an import from South Vietnam." ”
Lord Chenghuang said: "It's worthy of Yin Xian, I drank it all at once, it tastes good." ”
Yin Xianxin said: "How do I know, and I don't know who got it with a bad conscience." But he praised the city god against his will: "Yes, it is delicious." I've never drunk anything so good before. ”
"Then take some back when you go. Lord Chenghuang said hospitablely.
"That's not good, I haven't even honored Lord Chenghuang, how can I ask for your old things. ”
"You're welcome. ”
Yin Xian put down the coffee and said seriously: "I didn't expect to see you gods today, and I don't know what kind of blessing I have cultivated in my life, do you have something to send me, just ask." ”
Lord Chenghuang put down the second cup of coffee that he had just drunk, and said sadly: "Actually, we are also in a hurry to go to the doctor, and there is something I want you to refer to. ”
Yin Xian patted his chest and said: "I, Yin Xian, am the most righteous, you can afford me to speak, as long as I don't, I must know everything and say everything." ”
Yue Lao said: "In the era of the end of the law, the heavens and the earth have changed, our divine power is getting less and less, and the influence on the human world is getting weaker and weaker, I hope Yin Xian can help me find out how we should deal with ourselves." ”