Chapter 163: Don't poke me, I want to die

In the early morning of the next day, Xu Yiyang, who was dizzy and distended, was woken up by Chen Meng.

He did drink a lot yesterday, and although he wasn't drunk, he felt noticeably lightheaded, which was the sequelae of the alcohol that had not yet been metabolized.

Although physically and mentally exhausted, military training could not be delayed.

Xu Yiyang got up to brush his teeth and wash his face, only to find that there was stubble on his white and tender lips.

Looking at himself in the mirror, Xu Yiyang sighed, and he didn't know what Tong Yuewei had taken a fancy to him.

When eating in the cafeteria, Gu Sijia brought Tong Yuewei over to say hello to him.

Tong Yuewei blushed on the side, squirming and didn't dare to look at Xu Yiyang, and when she was leaving, she carefully waved her hand to Xu Yiyang, and said softly, "Xu Yiyang, goodbye......"

Xu Yiyang nodded, pretending to say goodbye flatly.

After the two left, Xu Yiyang secretly thought in his heart, it seems that Gu Sijia came with Tong Yuewei to find out.

I simply pretended to be all the way to the end, no matter what tricks Tong Yuewei had in the future, the answer I gave her was that I didn't want to fall in love.

Consume it, consume it until Tong Yuewei has a new love, and she will be able to get out of it.

Thinking of this, Xu Yiyang asked his roommate, "The girl with shorter hair just now, which of you is interested?"

"What?" Zhang Junnan asked in surprise, "Lao Xu, do you have any ideas about the class flowers in our class?"

Xu Yiyang hurriedly said, "I don't have any ideas about her, if any of you have ideas, I can help thread the needle." ”

Zhang Junnan blurted out nervously, "Brothers, to tell me from the heart, I have a good impression of Tong Yuewei, and I am about to observe and observe, looking for an opportunity to confess!"

As soon as Xu Yiyang heard this, he immediately reached out and patted Zhang Junnan's shoulder, and said seriously, "Junnan, if you can get Tong Yuewei, brother, I will give you a big red envelope at that time!"

Zhang Junnan said with a rare shame, "Don't be old Xu, I actually don't have any bottom, Tong Yuewei is so beautiful, and it is said that she is still a native of Zhonghai." ”

Xu Yiyang frowned: "What's wrong with the locals?

Chen Meng nodded, "Yes, our deputy squad leader is also a local, and Lao Xu has been locked in advance." ”

Xu Yiyang immediately said seriously: "Don't talk nonsense!"

Chen Meng smacked his lips and said, "Isn't this what you said yourself?"

Xu Yiyang hurriedly said, "I'm completely joking, don't talk nonsense, it's not good if it reaches other people's ears." ”

If Tong Yuewei didn't pursue her own business, Xu Yiyang wouldn't mind that everyone knew that she was interesting to Gu Sijia.

But now, Tong Yuewei confessed to herself first, and at this time, if she really let Gu Sijia know that she had thoughts about her, she would definitely stay away from her.

So you have to put aside everything you say.

Zhang Junnan smacked his lips at this time and said, "What you say seems to make sense, I'll go back and think about it, and find opportunities to contact her more, and then find a chance to confess to her when the time is ripe." ”

Xu Yiyang nodded and said seriously, "Work hard!"

After speaking, Xu Yiyang sighed in his heart, Zhang Junnan, who is black and thin, doesn't look like he can win Tong Yuewei.

Counting on him is not a play at all.

......

In the morning military training, Xu Yiyang had some difficulty coping.

The main reason is that before the strength of last night's wine has passed, people feel tired and panicked.

But fortunately, I sweated a lot during the morning of military training, and it gradually eased up.

During the break, Gu Sijia found an opportunity and said a lot of good things about Tong Yuewei in front of Xu Yiyang.

For example, she is kind-hearted, simple, and hard-working.

Xu Yiyang did not respond positively, but the first point was unconvinced in his heart.

Kind-hearted, kind-hearted, squatting on the ground to play other people's little milk dog's balls?

But naturally he didn't say it.

In the afternoon, the sun was blazing.

Under the leadership of the instructor, the students in the class kicked for an hour, and their legs were almost broken.

The instructor finally announced that he was resting, and Xu Yiyang followed everyone and hid under the shade of the trees on the edge of the phalanx in groups.

Xu Yiyang sat cross-legged on the ground, half of a bottle of ice Coke poured into it, remembering the feeling of drinking draft beer last night, so he said to Chen Meng, "Go out and get two more drinks in the evening?"

Chen Meng said, "I'm fine, the white beer is casual, it depends on whether a few of them still have combat effectiveness, I think we can handle the amount of wine in our bedroom, the four of them are like chickens, it's boring." ”

Xu Yiyang said, "Drink, everyone can do what they can, don't always try to persuade people to drink as much as you, this kind of wine is not good." ”

Chen Meng said, "In my hometown, drinking is a whole cup of you and a cup of mine, until one of them lies down first." ”

Xu Yiyang said seriously, "You are sick, you have to be treated, otherwise if you meet someone who doesn't feel alcohol in the future, you will be directly put in the hospital for first aid." ”

After starting a business in his last life, Xu Yiyang has been in the wine market a lot, and he has seen all kinds of people.

Earlier, I thought that the kind of person who has a bold personality, speaks the same thing, and fries a glass in the wine field has the best wine and the most gentlemanly spirit.

But over time, I feel that those bigwigs who are more Buddhist at the wine table are actually the most respected.

This "big guy" is not about who can stand big and has a high status, but simply a good amount of alcohol.

Buddhist bigwigs drink, never take the initiative to set rules, drink white beer and red, people come to the sentence casually, and never make decisions for others.

Toasting and drinking never embarrass others, or prevent others from coming off the stage.

"Hurry up when you drink!", "What about leaving some goldfish to raise?", "Do you dare to blow one?, dare to blow on the bottle?" ”

But if you really encounter a troublemaker, the big guy is not scared, the soldiers will block, the water will cover up, he will not be scared, he will not be in a hurry, and he can drink the thorns of the troublemaker under the table when talking and laughing, showing the style of the old gun.

Such a wine boss is really admirable.

On the contrary, the kind of person who desperately pours others alcohol because he has a good amount of alcohol will be annoying over time.

Chen Meng admired Xu Yiyang in his heart, and when he heard him say this, he nodded very seriously and said, "I'll pay more attention in the future." ”

Xu Yiyang nodded, picked up a branch from the ground, boredly pulled a small ant hole beside him, and said, "If you don't go to eat skewers at night, that restaurant tastes really good." ”

Chen Meng said, "Okay, I like to eat barbecue." ”

As he was talking, he suddenly raised his head and said, "Hey, why is the class guide here, and he brought a woman in a military training uniform, a new arrival?"

Xu Yiyang raised his eyes and looked, and in the distance, Du Qianqian, the class teacher wearing a white lace shirt and black slim cropped pants, walked over wearing a student wearing a military training uniform.

The schoolgirl was wearing a military training uniform and a camouflage cap, and her face could not be seen, but she could be seen with a ponytail protruding from behind the hat.

Xu Yiyang didn't take it seriously, and said, "Maybe it's too late to report to the office." ”

"Hmm......" Chen Meng nodded and exclaimed, "You said that our class guide is not the most beautiful class guide in all China and overseas?"

Xu Yiyang didn't raise his head, and said, "The class guide is also above average, and he can give seven points out of ten." ”

Chen Meng smacked his lips and said, "I think it's less than eight or five, fashionable, mature, and feminine, if she were my girlfriend, it would be good......"

", people are seven or eight years older than you, and you are just a little hairy egg in the eyes of others. ”

At this time, the mobile phone in Xu Yiyang's pocket suddenly shook twice.

He glanced at the instructor and saw that the instructor was chatting with his comrades, so he quietly took out his mobile phone.

It was a text message from an unfamiliar code: "Xu Yiyang, why are you stabbing the ant nest?

Xu Yiyang frowned, looked around, and found no suspect.

Who could it be? Gu Sijia? Unlikely, she was chatting with a female classmate.

That Tian Tian who seems to be a little interesting to himself?

It's not like ah, she's chatting in the girls' pile too.

Could it be Tong Yuewei from the phalanx next door?

It shouldn't be, she has her mobile phone, she even wrote love letters to herself, there's no need to change to talk to herself here, right?

Who would that be?

Could it be that there are still people on this playground who have a crush on themselves?

Are you so popular in China and Overseas?

Xu Yiyang was not in a good mood, so he ignored the text message.

Chen Meng stared into the distance, and muttered, "You said that this girl can't think about it, since it's late, it's better to be a few days late, and come back after the military training. ”

Xu Yiyang glanced at it, and at this time, the class guide and the girl in camouflage were less than a hundred meters away.

Xu Yiyang, who didn't take it seriously, smiled and asked Chen Meng, "Isn't military training quite interesting? If you don't join the army after college, it may be the same time for your life, so don't you take advantage of the opportunity?"

Chen Meng smiled and said, "I'm so tired that I want to die, I have a fart meaning, so it's more exciting to shoot the target." ”

Xu Yiyang said absentmindedly, "Shooting targets is actually not interesting, there is a soldier behind everyone who presses you to the ground, he will help you load and load, you can pick the trigger at best, and one person will give you bullets, which is not fun." ”

"Ah, so picky?" Chen Meng said very disappointedly, "I thought that a person should not be able to put two shuttles?"

Xu Yiyang smiled: "Then you also want to be blind." ”

The two of them were talking, when they suddenly heard the class teacher Du Qianqian say, "Students, pay attention, I will introduce to you a new student who has just joined the fifth class of our English department, everyone applauds and welcomes Shen Lele!"

When Xu Yiyang heard these three words, he chuckled in his heart......

Subconsciously looked up, and in the open space not far in front of him, Shen Lele, who was wearing camouflage uniform, was standing in front of Du Qianqian, looking at himself with a smile like a flower......

At this moment, Xu Yiyang felt that his brain was about to be short-circuited!

What the hell is going on?

Didn't Shen Lele be admitted to Tsinghua University? Didn't she go to Tsinghua University to report to school? Why did she come here? Did she come to find herself?

I'm afraid this girl is not stupid! Tsinghua is much better than China Overseas!

The whole class cheered and applauded, especially the male students, seeing another big beauty, the applause was enthusiastic.

Xu Yiyang was the only one who sat on the ground as if he had been immobilized, still holding a small wooden stick in his hand, looking at Shen Lele with a stupid expression, and he couldn't even close his mouth in shock.

What's going on here?

Forty-year-old Xu Yiyang was also stunned at this time.

Chen Meng beside him applauded, and at the same time pushed Xu Yiyang in surprise, and said, "Old Xu, hurry up and take a look, there is another super beauty! The language school is really awesome! This beauty is better looking than Gu Sijia, and her figure is much more material than her." ”

Xu Yiyang pulled his hand away, pushed him half a meter away from him, and said upsetly, "Go and go, don't poke me, I want to die now." ”