Chapter 18: I promise to beat him so much that he won't even recognize his mother
"Big brother, I was wrong!" Li Tianxiang immediately knelt down and crawled over, hugging my calves and crying bitterly.
Then he knelt down and crawled to Sun Ruoran, crying while crawling:
Mr. Sun...... Sister-in-law, it's me who looks down on people and I have a dog's strength, so please spare me! I'm wrong! I'll be your follower in the future, and I'll use all the resources I can mobilize to help you grow stronger! Sister-in-law, please, for the sake of my young and frivolous, go around me!"
Hemp eggs!
This kid seems to be quite smart, and he knows how to beg my wife!
Sure enough, Sun Ruoran hesitated a little, looked at me with a puzzled face, and seemed to ask me what to do!
And the executives in the conference room were very shocked to look at the sudden change in painting style, feeling that their outlook on life, values, and worldview had been subverted!
"Jingle Bell ......"
......Is the number of the Governor?
"Hey, I'm Wu Di!"
"Haha, big brother! I'm Tianyi! Is Lei now in the Dragon Kingdom?"
"yes, I just came back, and I haven't had time to inform you yet!"
"Haha, I heard that I have a sister-in-law? When will I make an appointment to meet him? Who is the fairy, who actually took down your great god!" Li Tianyi said arrogantly.
"Fuck off! I'm going to beat someone up!"
"I know, you're going to beat Li Tianxiang! Big brother, why don't I fly over now? I'll help you beat him! I'll beat him so much that I don't even dare to recognize him! Big brother, you turn on the speakerphone, I have something to say!"
I'm convinced!
Then I turned on the speakerphone, put the phone still on the conference table, and said:
"Li Tianyi, are you the fucking Li family? Even your own brother can do it? Shouldn't you plead with him? The hands-free is turned on, and if there is a fart, let it go!"
"Haha, why don't you dare to beat him? My father just said that he wants me to help you beat him, so that the rest of the Li family will not trouble you! My father said, I can toss as long as the person lives! Hahaha, don't say it, my father knows that my hands are itchy...... Hey, hey, hey......"
There was a long series of sinister laughter coming from the telephone microphone! The people present were all elites in the business world, and the Li family and the second eldest of the Li family were all god-like beings in their eyes! Including my father-in-law, Sun Yulin, after hearing Li Tianyi's voice, they all stood up in horror!
Only Sun Ruoran flashed a pair of beautiful eyes and looked at me with a smile!
"Big brother, please do something!" Li Tianyi said.
"Say!"
"Can you tie him up first, and don't give him food, water, or pee! I'll fly in front of you early tomorrow morning, and in front of my sister-in-law, I promise to beat him so much that he won't even recognize his mother! Hehe, you'll have to point at me then......"
"Get out! Lao Tzu is annoyed when he sees you!
Li Tianxiang stopped crying, because he was already desperate, paralyzed on the ground, staring at the carpet with godless eyes, as if silently calculating how many wool were woven from the carpet in front of him!
I hung up the phone, swept over the elites who were hunched over and staring at their phones, and said:
"Trouble you, who is tired of tying him up?"
"Mr. Wu, I'm coming, I'm coming!" a security guard at the door walked in.
I remember him, he is the doorman Jiang Xiaoliang, the one with the most standard standing posture and the hardest work!
"Okay, Ah Liang, then I'll trouble you!" I walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Wait a minute, I'll talk to the brothers, and I'll take everyone to have a good time tomorrow night! Okay?"
"Hehe, promise to complete the task!" Jiang Xiaoliang patted his chest and promised.
I walked towards Sun Ruoran, stretched out my hand and said, "Ruoran, Sun Dong, I'll send you home!"
Sun Yulin didn't move, and asked me seriously, "What did you call me just now?"
"Uh! Sun ...... Dong!"
Sun Ruoran smiled, stood up and took my hand, and lightly opened her red lips:
"Husband, this is my dad!"
“......”
Hemp eggs!
Is this forcing me to shout "Dad"?
"Hehehe......" Sun Yulin stared at me and smiled, didn't speak, didn't move, just waited.
I scratched my head, and turned out to be a little shy:
"Hey, that...... Dad, let's ......"
I can promise: this is the first time in my life that Lao Tzu has shouted "Dad"!
Because I'm an orphan, I haven't seen what "Dad" looks like since I opened my eyes!
Sun Yulin didn't wait for me to finish, then picked up the conversation and said, "Go home!"
"Is it cool to pretend?" Sun Ruoran asked me in a low voice.
"No, he knelt before I could do it, and he couldn't scratch his itchy hands! Alas, Wu Di was so lonely!" I said.
"Cut!" Sun Ruoran glanced at me, tender and sweet, full of charm!
Sun Yulin didn't take our car, but instead sent me a driver, probably because he wanted me and Sun Ruoran to enhance their relationship! Of course I wouldn't refuse.
Back at home, Aunt Meng had already prepared dinner, which was very hearty. She stood at the dining table, with a satisfied smile on her face as if she had honey on her face, and looked at me without blinking!
"Auntie, why are you looking at me? Is there something on my face?"
"Yes!" Aunt Meng said with a smile.
"Huh, what's it?" I quickly wiped my face with my sleeve, but there was nothing!
"Happiness!haha!" Aunt Meng laughed and spit out two words!
The whole family laughed in unison, and Sun Ruoran and I were a little embarrassed. After all, I haven't been together for long, so I kidnapped my daughter, to be honest, I'm a little weak at this time!
"Come on, don't stand, hurry up and eat!" Aunt Meng greeted warmly, that posture was the posture of the mother-in-law entertaining her son-in-law!
I pulled Sun Ruoran to the dining table, pulled out a chair and asked her to sit down, and when I was about to sit down, Aunt Meng said again:
"After eating, go back to your room and go to bed early, and strive to give birth to a big fat grandson for me next year!
"Bang!"
"Poof!"
My legs trembled, I sat empty, and my hands quickly held on to the table!
Sun Yulin was more direct, and the sip of soup he just drank directly sprayed a table!
"What's the matter, you two? Old Sun, you still don't let people eat! The old lady has worked hard for two hours, and you have been ruined in one bite!"
"What's the matter, I'm not married yet, I'll hug my grandson next year!" Sun Yulin seemed to be a little afraid of his wife, and protested in a low voice.
"Yes, Auntie, we're not ready yet!" At this point, I have the same attitude as Sun Yulin. "Besides, I haven't proposed, I haven't had a bride price, I haven't had a wedding!"
"......" Sun Ruoran lowered her flushed face, grabbed the corners of her clothes with both hands and didn't speak.
"What, brother-in-law, I support you to have a child as soon as possible! What age is this, there are more unmarried pregnancies! Besides, I have grown up several ......" Before Sun Ruofei finished speaking, he was slapped by Aunt Meng!
"What nonsense are you talking about! Just your little, you're embarrassed to say it! Besides, can your brother-in-law and your sister be the same as you?" Aunt Meng said as she twitched the back of her son's head, and my heart twitched when I saw it!
I thought: My mother-in-law's hand is really ruthless, I have to be careful in the future!
"Yes, Wu Di, Xiaofei is right!"
Nani!
Did he say yes to you and hit him?
"What age is this, it's so decided, hurry up and have a baby!"
"Smack! I won't eat it!" Sun Yulin put the dishes and chopsticks on the table and left!
Every father doesn't want to listen to his daughter talk to other men about having children!
"If you don't eat, you'll be hungry, and you'll be tired at night!"
"Poof!"
A few dishes that could have been improvised, but I sprayed them again!
No way, the mother-in-law is too tiger! It is estimated that the legs of the old father-in-law are scared and weak at this time!
This is the age of a wolf!
"What, Auntie, or I'll invite you out to eat...... ......."
Before I finished speaking, I took out my vibrating mobile phone and saw that it was a surveillance screen: two men in black were looking for a suitable place outside the wall and wanted to turn in!
I put away my phone and said with a serious face:
"There is an enemy outside, danger! Auntie, you go back to your room with your uncle first, Xiaofei, take your sister back to your room! Remember, don't turn on the light in the room if I don't come back!"
Then quickly walk to the guest room, open the suitcase, and take out two Thundermelons, Black Hawk, and two spare magazines!
Who knows if there are only two of them? Be prepared! And rush out!
At this time, the two people squatting at the base of the wall, wearing black tights and black elastic hats, about 10 meters in front of each other, were gesturing to convey a message, which meant to say:
"I'm on guard, you go in, knock on the brick wall, on alert, I'll go in again!"
Another gestured: "Understand, act!"
Then I saw one man crouching under the wall, and the other man took a few steps back, and was about to run, when I found me sitting on the top of the wall, with my gun hanging haphazardly, staring at him.
The guy who was squatting at the base of the wall saw his partner who was about to run, and suddenly turned around and ran, very surprised, and then looked around vigilantly, and found nothing wrong!
I saw him run nearly 100 meters, unhurriedly raising his gun and shooting!
"Bang!", a gunshot pierced the silence of the night sky!
The person who was running in the distance instantly let out a miserable scream, and stopped moving after falling to the ground!
And the people under the wall, who reacted quickly, immediately drew their pistols and shot at me!
I jumped down and kicked his gun out in the air!
He didn't panic because of this, and quickly drew his dagger to attack me and attack me, his fists and feet straight and fierce!
Weak chicken!
For a soldier king of the Dragon Kingdom who has been invincible in kindergarten since he was a child, and has grown up practicing martial arts to protect the frontier, this can only be regarded as three-legged cat kung fu!
I put his arm around the back of his head, pressed his knee with my foot, and lifted his other arm backwards with one hand, so that no matter how he moved, it would be in severe pain!
"Say, who sent it!"
"Poof!" he didn't speak, but bit something, and then he foamed at the mouth and swallowed poison to commit suicide!
"Hemp egg!"