Chapter 163: Crazy Woman Peach Blossom Luck
After a few minutes......
In the room, the wails of Tian Yin and Princess Xiaoran were heard.
Immediately afterwards, the bell rang at 12 o'clock, and Xiao Ran instantly turned into a terrible big man.
"Ahh
"Chairman, what's wrong with you!" the four men in black looked at their boss puzzled.
I saw that her face was flushed and she was sweating profusely, as if she was extremely frightened.
He ...... He ...... "Queen Haemi was almost so frightened that she had a nervous breakdown and stammered speechless."
Chairman ...... Do you want us in!"
"No...... No need, you guys go!" The frightened Empress Haimei hurriedly waved her hand. "I'll just take care of this myself. ”
"Yes, Chairman...... But ......" four bodyguards are still a little uneasy.
Empress Haimei blushed and waved her hand, and the four bodyguards glanced at each other and left with puzzled faces.
Queen Haimei wiped the cold sweat on her forehead and calmed down for a while, and heard the screams in the room gradually becoming smaller through the crack in the door, before she dared to push open the door and walk in, casually took off the socks stuffed in their mouths, and helped them sort out their clothes.
Tian Yin and Xiaoran were dying of spicy conditions, and life was worse than death.
Xiao Ran is a man in the end, it's better. Tian Yin cried unwillingly, rolling all over the ground.
"You finally understand how painful Hongu is these days!" Empress Haemi sneered. "This palace was tortured by you and almost went crazy, and has been hovering on the verge of a mental breakdown for the past few days!"
"There is a wrong, and there is a debtor. You can just seek revenge on me, why do you want to attack my sister?"
Empress Haimei-for-tat, "Hmph! You actually dealt such a cruel hand to a woman's family, I will let your woman taste it too! You hurt your sister!"
Tian Yin really regretted dying...... Knowing that the consequences of preaching righteousness were so serious, she would definitely sew her mouth up in advance.
Xiao Ran was miserable, and secretly scolded this crazy woman in her heart for being vicious, but she didn't dare to offend her, "Queen Mother...... Your revenge has been avenged, so hurry up!"
"Let's go?!" the queen sneered, "I haven't figured out a lot of things, why should I go?, and even if I have to go, you will bring me back to Qingqiu, I don't want to stay in the human race and grow old soon." ”
Xiao Ran glanced at her, endured the pain and smiled, "You treat me so cruelly, you still want me to take you back, dream!"
"It seems that you still haven't tasted enough!" the queen shook the concentrated devil pepper water, "Do you want to spray some more on your body?"
"Woo woo woo ......" Tian Yin, who was just a little better, was scared and cried again, which was more cruel than torture. What's more, I haven't suffered this kind of sin since I was a child, and it's even worse than death. No wonder the queen is about to be tortured and crazy, who else will be crazy!
"You let her go first. "Xiaoran's heart hurts.
"Say, why did you become a man?" the queen ignored him, "where did Tianyin go!" After asking, she smiled evilly, "If you dare to lie, I will spray her face and make her face swollen." ”
"We swapped bodies. Xiao Ran replied coldly, "When he left, he only left a letter, asking me not to worry about her, and I don't know anything else." ”
"Why do you think I'm a fool?" the queen was furious at the absurd answer, "and if you talk nonsense, I'll spray you straight into the eyes." ”
"I mean, you crazy bitch, why don't you talk like a fool. If you want to spray, spray quickly, and leave quickly after spraying! If Lao Tzu snorts, he will squat there to pee in the future!" Xiaoran, who couldn't stand the threat of others, scolded the queen at a very fast speed.
The queen was stunned for a moment, "Who do you say crazy woman, you say it again! You bastard who has a mother and no mother, believe it or not, the old lady will kill you." When had she ever been so humiliated, she slapped the bed and blurted out the dirty words in her mouth.
Xiao Ran was angry in his heart, his parents were his taboo, and the queen was looking for death.
Xiaoran, whose hands and feet were tied, didn't say a word at the moment, and pounced directly on her.
"Ah......h
The queen immediately screamed and was thrown on the bed.
Tian Yin also saw the opportunity and sat on the queen's face.
"Hmm-" The queen was almost suffocated, "get out of here...... Hmm...... You wiped your ass without ......"
The queen's lower body was pressed by Xiao Ran, and her face was sat by Tian Yin, unable to move at all.
"Tian Yin's wife! Well done! It's so special to relieve your hatred. Xiao Ran shouted very happily when he saw that the two of them cooperated tacitly in this attack and won a complete victory. "Fart her ......"
"Oops-you're a dog......" The next moment, Tian Yin rolled over, broke out in a cold sweat, and rolled on the ground.
"Hehe...... the queen sneered proudly, "It's very cool!"
"Pu!" Xiao Ran used his head to smack the queen's stomach.
A scream large enough to pierce the eardrum rang out in the room.
Even Tian Yin looked at Xiao Ran in disbelief - this guy is so cruel to women.
Xiaoran said, dare to bully my Tianyin wife, Lao Tzu doesn't care if you are a woman or not, you can do it right!
However, then the queen was silent, and the corners of her mouth were bleeding.
Xiaoran's heart was beating wildly, "This crazy woman, was she killed by herself?" crawled to her face like a worm at the moment, and sighed under her nose with her mouth, fortunately there was a snort.
I breathed a sigh of relief at the moment, and then saw Tian Yin lying half-dead on the ground, trembling in pain, and humming.
There was also a terrible pain in his body, which made him dizzy. He gritted his teeth and endured this wave of attacks just now!
No, we need to get to the hospital!
"Little God of Fortune, Little God of Wealth, can you help me untie the rope?"
The two little protectors immediately said, "We are just illusory beings, and we can't untie your rope." ”
Xiao Ran said anxiously: "Then you guys come up with an idea to save me!"
Xiao Fushen thought for a long time before saying, "I can help you open an infinite peach blossom fortune card, help you conquer her, and let her let you go willingly." ”
"It's so amazing. ”
"You don't have to doubt this, but when the queen asks, you must not say that I gave it to you. ”
"I promise I won't betray you, hurry up and get it!"
The little god of good fortune said, "You close your eyes. ”
Xiaoran did as he said, and a voice suddenly sounded from the small POS machine on his chest, which was a very nice gentle girl's voice, with a hint of metallic taste.
"Ding! Detected that His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor's Infinite Peach Blossom Luck System has been activated!"
Xiao was stunned, "Infinite Peach Blossom Luck System?"
The girl's voice came again: "Infinite Peach Blossom Luck System: It is specially designed to help people who are in love, and the system will change the woman's heart according to the user's behavior!"
"This ...... What do you mean?"
The simple meaning is that if the user does the right thing to the opposite sex, he will soon be able to conquer the other person. ”
"Let's put it simply. "Xiao Ran is a little confused.
"Tell you the easiest way, you can kiss her on the mouth, and every three kisses, she will love you a little more. ”
"And that kind of thing?"
"If you can kiss her 300 times according to the standard, your appearance, temperament, charm and aura will reach the peak in the other party's heart! She will fall in love with you with all her heart, be obedient to you, and obey her words. ”
"Oh my god! It's so fun!"
Xiao Ran was shocked, surging over like a bug, and kissed the queen's sexy little mouth, well, the fragrance is very refreshing.
"Bobo Bo ......"
"Ding! You kissed the beauty three times seriously and intoxicated, and got a little peach blossom luck!"