Here, let's have another drink
On the round table, a glass of wine was slowly filled, and Li Youqian picked up the wine glass full of wine and said to Lu Yuan: "Come, Brother Lu Yuan, today on the day of my son's full moon, my brother is here to make amends to you." When I got married, not calling you was the most regrettable thing in my life. As he spoke, he raised his head and drank it all.
"Don't say that, Brother Muzi, it's not your fault, I understand what you say. Come on, Brother Muzi, let's have a good drink like this today. Lu Yuan looked at Li Youqian like this, and also drank the wine in his spicy throat and said.
At this moment, a jingle sounded in Lu Yuan's mind.
"Ding"
Then, an illusory light curtain appeared in Lu Yuan's eyes.
Hidden Missions:
Men can't say no, especially drinking
Introduction: Powerful drinking skills allow you to be a man and find yourself.
Reward: Gain the Drinking and Socializing skill
Penalties: None
Looking at the hidden mission released by the system in front of him, Lu Yuan's heart was very excited.
Wow Ka Ka, it just so happens that this is what I need most now, and the system will come here, which is really good, and it is not a problem to defeat the invincible opponents in the world.
In the past, I saw that the systems in those novels were inhumane, what kind of mandatory tasks, what kind of ashes if you don't do the task, etc., which made the host full of tears.
And now, on the contrary, my system will also give me coping skills, do you mean that I am the favorite cub of the system?
Or am I the protagonist of the author's pen, with the aura of the protagonist?
Or am I so handsome? Even the system has sunk?
Yes, it must be.
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When the illusory light curtain in front of him disappeared, Lu Yuan's heart suddenly had confidence.
"Come, Brother Muzi, let's drink again and see who gets drunk first. Lu Yuan looked at Li Youqian and said in an inviting battle.
When Li Youqian heard this, he was very happy in his heart.
Hey, hey, okay, you sent it to the door yourself, don't blame me (funny).
Men can't just say no, see how I drink you down.
Thinking of this, Li Youqian replied, "Okay, let's have another drink." ”
After speaking, another cup was poured up.
After dozens of minutes, both of them began to flush a little, and they even stammered a little.
"Come... Come, Brother Lu Yuan... Brother, let's do it again... Again. The drunken Li Youqian said intermittently.
At this moment, Lu Yuan, whose face was flushed, was very happy in his heart, because a jingle echoed in the drunken mind, and his system reward was about to arrive.
"Ding! The system hides the task and completes successfully. Rewards are being distributed, please wait..."
Suddenly, Lu Yuan felt a urge to urinate, and hurriedly went to the toilet, and when it was convenient for him, Lu Yuan suddenly felt refreshed physically and mentally, and even the flushing on his face faded.
When Lu Yuan returned to the table again, Li Youqian was already drunk and unconscious.
At this time, the phone sounded the familiar ding dong again, and opened QQ to see, oh, it turned out that someone was talking about the comments below.
The talking fat man (Li Biao): "wc, Brother Lu, when did you have a baby, and they are all so cute, it won't be your partner who gave birth before marriage, right?
Yes or no, my follow-up o (Chu Feng): "The fat man's words are reasonable, Brother Lu first posted some scenery talk about it this morning, then posted a Weibo to talk about it, and then posted a little baby's talk." ”
"This makes me feel very strange, why did Brother Lu post this? That is, there is only one truth - that is, Brother Lu is married. He posted those words that I thought were showing off to us single dogs, woo woo..."
Capturing the fragrant life (Song Lin): "This is reasonable. But I think that classmate Lu did not get married, but went to a scenic spot with his girlfriend. ”
"There I accidentally met a woman holding a cute baby, and Lu's girlfriend liked it very much and wanted to hug it. ”
Stubborn but coquettish girlfriend, Lu Yuan agreed, and this is what happened later. ”
Don't forget to hug you (Zhao Sisi) affectionately: "Sister Song is right, originally I still agreed with Li Biao and Chu Feng's words, but if you think about it carefully, it's not right, Brother Lu has never communicated with others, how did he come to have children before marriage?"
The Wonderful Life of the Goose (Lu Feifei): "emmmm jpg. I think there is another possibility, that is, what Brother Lu is hinting at us. ”
"Why do you say that? I think, first of all, Brother Lu posted a scenery this morning, I think this is to let us know that the early birds have worms. ”
Secondly, that Weibo said that it is to let us understand all kinds of encounters in life, and we should all overcome it. ”
"Then, the one with the cute baby said that I don't think it's Brother Lu's son, but maybe it's his relative's. It's just that this baby is so cute that we don't know it. ”
The wind is clear and light (Wu Yan): "It makes sense. I think the content of his discourse contains profound philosophies everywhere, allowing us to discover, explore and understand. ”
Right or wrong, my follow-up o (Chu Feng): "It makes sense, it makes sense, I can't refute it." / Am I too hungry for baldness?"
Affectionately don't forget to hug you (Zhao Sisi): "Ah, this... It all makes sense, I'm bald. ”
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When Lu Yuan read these comments, he couldn't help but laugh at them.
I'll go, you're too imaginative, aren't you?
Well, why don't I know?
At the same time, at Zhang Chidu's table, Lu Zhiyuan looked at the wine glass in front of him, his flushed face began to be a little stunned, and there was indescribable sadness in his heart.
Alas, sad, why do you have to drink? Who will save me, poor man?
Heaven, please, send someone to save me, as long as you send someone to save me, I will give you incense next year.
Alas, hasn't anyone come yet?
Woo woo... It's too hard for me.
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Looking at these comments, Lu Yuan put up his mobile phone and shook his head with a smile.
When he glanced at his father's flushed face, Lu Yuan knew that he couldn't hold on anymore and was about to get drunk.
So, Lu Yuan walked over.
"Uncle Chi, my dad is drunk, let me come. Lu Yuan volunteered.
Zhang Chi Jue looked at Lu Yuan and looked at Lu Yuan with some suspicion and said, "Are you okay with the amount of alcohol? You can defeat Li Youqian's little rookie first." ”
Li Yiyang at the table also echoed: "Yes, nephew Lu, go and defeat my rookie son first, before you can drink with us old guys." ”
"Yes, yes, Brother Li is right. The others at the table hurriedly chimed in.
Hearing this, Lu Yuan knew that this was because they didn't believe in his strength, but they didn't know that Lu Yuan was a systematic man.
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([Lu Yuan]: "Can the author give me less shots, you're not tired, I'm tired!")
[Author]: "I want to too, but the problem is that you are the protagonist and have the aura of a pig's foot, so you can't write your footage."
[Lu Yuan]: ". . . gif. You can also count the number of words. ”
[Author]: "I'm just a scumbag, and my writing is extremely poor, how do you want me to get rid of the water word count." ”
[Lu Yuan]: "I don't care, if you can't count the water words, just come directly to Abba Aba." ”
[Author]: "Abba Aba...")