Seeing these two lines of subtitles, there are obviously two camps in the audience.

The younger generation and the older generation.

The young man was holding back a smile, but staring at the stage with a strict face did not look at the elders around him.

However, the elders looked at the stage with puzzled expressions and didn't understand what kind of show it was.

The "Spring Festival Gala Self-Help Guide" is divided into five parts.

Male voice, female voice, conductor, pianist, soundtrack.

The opening is a loud mother's voice.

"Yo, do you know you're back?"

casually, the voices of men and women are mixed, and in the dialects of various places, they ask the juniors about the recent situation from the perspective of the elders.

"Yo, here, are you fat now? (Shanghainese)

"What's the matter, don't you have to play friends?" (Sichuanese)

"Isn't this your second son, why are you fat again!" (a northeastern dialect)

"Oh mom, isn't this Cheng Ran?" (Northeast dialect)

This was followed by a girls' chorus.

"Have you found a partner?"

Male chorus; ”

"Do you have someone you like?"

"I'm ugly!"

"Then I'll take you on a blind date tomorrow, hurry up and lose weight~"

Relatives and men's voices: "I'm going to hold back the food." ”

"TOEFL is ready to just say..."

"Don't do anything!"

"If I were you, I wouldn't go abroad..."

The eldest aunt helped sing the girl's filler; "Don't go abroad..."

"How much is a month's salary?" Do you want to work in my unit?"

Relatives and girls start, and boys fill in: "It's all for your good!"

............

The lines are here, and the audience watching in front of the TV in the audience just can't stand Cheng Ran's funny lines, especially some students with relatively low laughter, and the corners of their mouths have begun to rise.

Then the funny Lao Wang next door came on the stage, making the indispensable No. 1 character of the Spring Festival Gala shine.

Lao Wang next door is also a figure among relatives and elders, and his son must have a successful career, his wife is as beautiful as a flower, knowledgeable and courteous, and his first child is a son.

came up to study abroad, the company got bigger and bigger, and my wife gave birth to a son.

and Cheng Ran's unique rhetorical technique, so that the character of Lao Wang does not have to have any less impression of the characters of the seventh aunt and second uncle.

After some funny and funny foreshadowing in the early stage, the plot has finally reached the ** stage.

Several people, with the girls as the main team, began to shout with loudspeakers.

"Do you know what's wrong?"

"Know~"

"What's wrong?!"

"Know?!"

"I ask you what's wrong?!"

The male voice began to take out the pre-prepared headscarf, or tie it around the wrist and neck, or wear it directly on the head.

At this time, many young people in the audience began to laugh.

A passionate suona sound sounded, and the male voices began to sing in chorus.

"I was wrong! The life plan was too simple, I went to work before I went to graduate school, and I didn't listen to my second uncle to go to his unit to be a security guard. ”

"I'm wrong! I don't dare to pick the flowers when they bloom, I don't know how to fall in love in college, and the people I like are either too low in education or too short in height!"

"I should! Help the national football team qualify, charge the spacecraft, and the wishes of the family should be fulfilled by me." ”

Female voiceover;"Let me choose for myself~~~~"

"I should graduate within a month~"

"Inauguration of President." ”

"It's best to get married and have children immediately on a lightning blind date!"

Male and female chorus; "Dragon, Phoenix, Fetus!"

"Are you stupid to read?"

"Hey, are you stupid at reading?"

Chorus with male and female voices;"No one can be in my BGM God of War I!~~"

The high-pitched suona sounded.

"I climbed trees in my childhood, froze on Guoding Road, danced the square dance in Chaoyang Park, and the smog failed to conquer me........."

At this time, the audience couldn't help but boil, even if they had been told in advance that this was to pay attention to the image when they entered the Spring Festival Gala in advance, but Cheng Ran's screenwriter's lines, the screenwriter's program is really singing in everyone's hearts!

Who doesn't have a dream in their heart that seems unattainable?

Who doesn't have the fond memories of their childhood?

Who is willing to compromise on today's life!

No one wants it, no one wants it!

Young people themselves have to suffer all kinds of blows in pursuing their dreams in society, and now they finally go home and drink some wine and are ready to talk about it with their elders, but what they usher in is a new round of ridicule and disdain!

Times are changing every year, and they are being updated every day!

The dreams pursued by young people may seem so immature and immature in front of the elders who already have families and children.

But we must not underestimate the perseverance of our children and relatives and the momentum of youth!

Believe that there is always someone in this world who lives the life you want to live more!

..........

"Tsk... Cheng Ran's show...."

The Li family.

The Li family was lying on the soft sofa and watching TV with melon seeds.

Li Cangtian and Li Junshou each sat on the single sofa on both sides, Gong Huilan sat on the couch with her two daughters, Li Mengmeng lay directly on her mother's lap, pillowing her mother's thighs, covered with a soft blanket, and saw that her brother was actually yin and yang, and his little feet with cute deer socks kicked Li Junshou who was drinking.

"What's the matter! Don't you think it's okay?

Li Junshou hurriedly took the wine glass, he was not afraid that he would be kicked by Li Mengmeng a few times, it was this wine, but the best old wine that his father had hidden for a long time was no longer a matter of money, and he felt that he might not be able to sleep tonight with a drop of Li Cangtian.

"Huh, still not convinced!"

Li Mengmeng's eyes were still staring at the huge TV, her face was bulging, and the corner of her eyes was angry when she looked at her brother's distressed drink!

It's just that now she is afraid of making every scene of Cheng Ran wrong, so she is ready to wait for Cheng Ran to discuss what happened just now with her brother after the show is completed!

Li Mengmeng couldn't help but be a little angry when she thought that the photographer of the Spring Festival Gala didn't give Cheng Ran extra shots! It's just that she couldn't say anything, after all, Cheng Ran was just a little pianist, and she really couldn't give many shots.

Never mind!

Wait a minute, just sprinkle your anger on Li Junshou!

"Mengmeng! Watch TV!"

Li Cangtian looked at his daughter so protective Cheng Ran and said a little unhappily.

Li Mengmeng heard her father's voice, and was just about to quietly kick over Li Junshou's little feet on the table, obediently put away, and obediently curled up on the sofa Leaning on her mother's warm thighs, watching TV quietly.

"Cheng Ran is not going to come over?"

After thinking about it for a long time, the more Li Cangtian thought about it, the more angry he became!

I privately asked Cheng Ran to let him come to his house for the New Year, but this kid dared to shirk it!

It's just that he must be embarrassed to say this kind of thing in front of his two daughters and sons, for fear of affecting his father's majestic image.

Li Qiuxue pursed her lips, hesitated and nodded.

"What !!"

"Didn't you say that Cheng Ran would come to our house for the New Year? If he doesn't come to our house, where will he go? Will he go back to Hengcheng? There doesn't seem to be his house in Kyoto!