These days have nothing to do, Xia Yuan and the two women have a little fun together.

Before the wedding, Xia Yuan still had a running show to record, and he didn't want to move at all these days, basically staying at home and playing games.

It happened to be a weekend, and Zhang Shiting said that she was going to come over in the evening, on the one hand, she hadn't seen everyone for a long time, and she missed it a little, and on the other hand, the wedding was approaching.

During the time of Zhang Shiting's arrival, the idle Xia Yuan, Ying Sitong and Jiang Xiaoling played uno.

UNO is an offline card game, which can support 2-10 people to play together, similar to playing poker, the correct pronunciation is Uno, but domestic players like to call it Yono. (The rules are actually quite simple, there is no water word count here, interested friends can go to the Internet to search for it, and experience with their girlfriends/boyfriends.) ）

Jiang Xiaoling is playing this game for the first time, although she has not attended nine years of compulsory education, but she is quite quick to get started.

At least Jiang Xiaoling knows Arabic numerals, mainly because he suffered a lot of losses because of money after they were unearthed, and later became angry and made up for the math again.

However, it is limited to the simplest addition and subtraction.

According to Jiang Xiaoling, addition and subtraction were great figures in their time, and they were at the same level as Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng.

Xia Yuan waved his hand and comforted her, "No, no." ”

"Oh, yes," Jiang Xiaoling knocked on the door of his head, "How can I compare with Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng?"

No, no, no.

What Xia Yuan thought in his heart was that Prime Minister Zhuge really only knew how to add and subtract.

"Suppose I want to borrow 100,000 arrows, a scarecrow can insert up to 100, a ship can carry up to 20 scarecrows, the carrying weight is two tons, and an arrow weighs about a pound, then how many ships do I need?"

Xia Yuan finished the question and began to shuffle his head.

Ying Sitong and Jiang Xiaoling were counting with their fingers.

After a while, the Xia Yuan card was also shuffled, and the two of them gave up the calculation.

Jiang Xiaoling said expressionlessly, "It's not true that the grass boat borrowed arrows. ”

"That's it," Xia Yuan smiled and dealt seven cards to everyone, "Otherwise, Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng's physics score is too poor, and with the load he wants, even if the ship doesn't sink, it probably won't be able to run fast." ”

“……”

Jiang Xiaoling had a dark face and frowned, obviously very dissatisfied with Xia Yuan's words.

Ying Sitong reacted quickly, raised his hand and knocked on Xia Yuan's head, "You are not allowed to slander Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng!"

"Yes, yes, yes. The little one is wrong," Xia Yuan nodded, "Actually, I read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and the person I admired the most when I was a child was Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng, and since I was a child, I hope that I can be as knowledgeable and resourceful as him in the future, and when I grow up, I will become a big official, and I can marry a smart but not beautiful wife." ”

"Hmph, that's pretty much it. ”

Ying Sitong rubbed Jiang Xiaoling's shoulder, "Sister Ling, you see that he admires Prime Minister Zhuge so much, don't be like him." ”

Jiang Xiaoling held his head high, "No." ”

After Xia Yuan handed out the cards to everyone, he continued, "It's a pity that none of the dreams I just said have come true. ”

"Hahaha...... You're really unproductive......"

Ying Sitong laughed wildly, but with a smile and a smile, she suddenly remembered something, and the laughter suddenly stuck in her throat.

"Wait, what are the dreams you just talked about?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, it's all over. Xia Yuan silently picked up the card and quickly changed the topic, "What is the bet we lost?"

Although Jiang Xiaoling is not good at mathematics and has not received nine years of compulsory education, but because she has been a master for a lot of time, her memory is first-class, she sat next to her, holding the cards while silently counting Xia Yuan's wishes just now-

"First, I hope that when I grow up, I can be as knowledgeable as Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng. ”

"Mmmm," Ying Sitong nodded seriously, and turned around to tease Xia Yuan, "You are a scumbag who didn't even get into college, what qualifications do you have to say that you want to become like Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng?"

"Yes, yes, I'm a scumbag, do you still want to play?"

"Second?" Ying Sitong didn't care about Xia Yuan's words at all.

Jiang Xiaoling said, "The second is to become a big official when you grow up." ”

Xia Yuan hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, it's not more than three." Let's stop here and tell me what the stakes are?"

"Hmph, I knew you said bad things about me!" Ying Si Tong clasped her hands angrily, "No, I want to listen to the third, he must be taunting me in a different way." ”

"Jiang Xiaoling, Sister Ling," Xia Yuan's cold sweat came down, "Let's play cards, I'll buy you an ice cream in a while." ”

Ying Sitong hurriedly compared, "I'll give you two!"

Jiang Xiaoling nodded understandingly, "Third, Xia Yuan said that he hopes to marry a smart but not beautiful wife when he grows up. ”

"Haha, I knew he didn't say anything good about me......" Ying Sitong clenched her fists, ready to settle accounts with Xia Yuan, but when her palm was raised high, she suddenly stopped.

"Wait, you just said that none of your wishes came true, so ......"

Ying Sitong thought about it, and the gloom on her face gradually turned into happiness, and then from happiness to shyness.

The beautiful young woman of the blood clan patted Xia Yuan on the shoulder, "I hate it, don't bring such praise." ”

Ha?!

Xia Yuan was a little dazed, but after thinking about it for a while, he immediately understood-

"Hey, I really haven't fulfilled a wish. ”

This daughter-in-law is pretty, but she is also stupid.

……

"Wife, did you hit me on the head just now?" Xia Yuan smiled, "Then let's play with the brain, right?"

The loser has a few cards left in his hand, and the winner has to play a few brains, do you agree?"

He made this proposal, thinking that there was really no punishment for fun, you said do push-ups, everyone in this room is a strong player, and push-ups do a hundred or so in one breath without panting.

It's too ordinary to play with faces, and it doesn't make much sense.

It's better to play the brain, he is very happy to see the scene where the blood clan is played and called his mother later.

With his computing power and IQ, it is not a matter of winning these two IQ rush ancient people?

Jiang Xiaoling looked at Ying Sitong expressionlessly, "I look at Sitong, and if she says yes, I agree." ”

Yingsi pupiled his eyes and smiled slightly, "Young man, your road is narrow." ”

Xia Yuan responded, "You can just take it lightly, and Xiao Ling and I will use some force." ”

Although a little unhappy, considering the disparity in strength between each other, Ying Sitong still agreed to this condition.

……

At the end of the first round, Jiang Xiaoling won with a one-card advantage over Xia Yuan.

Xia Yuan was willing to gamble and lose, and sat on the ground, holding his head forward with his neck stalked.

"Here we are. Jiang Xiaoling sighed.

"Come on!ahh......h

A series of Xia Yuan's wails that seemed to be laughing but not laughing sounded in the room......

"Do you want to push so hard?"

Xia Yuan covered his reddened forehead and glared angrily at Jiang Xiaoling.

"I'm going to use some force when you say it yourself. Jiang Xiaoling said expressionlessly.

Yes!

Xia Yuan held up a finger, "Don't say anything, I remember!" ”

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