Chapter 5 than this?
"How do you want to compare?
Qian Baohou stood up from behind Feng Wanqiu.
"This won't be a presumptuous!Come back, trust me!I'll protect you!" Feng Wanqiu said anxiously.
"Say it quickly! How can I compare, Lao Tzu is in a hurry to enter the cave room!" After speaking, Qian Baohou turned to face Feng Wanqiu in the stunned eyes of everyone.
One hand is wrapped around the waist, and the other hand is gently lifted by Feng Wanqiu's chin. I kissed it directly.
Looking at the stunned Feng Wanqiu, she raised her eyebrows and said, "I'll kiss you, no opinion, right?"
After speaking, he didn't wait for Feng Wanqiu to answer, and walked directly to Zhuge Hui.
On the other side, Zao Wou-Ki touched Feng Wanqiu from Qianbao's thick hand. His teeth were about to be crushed, and he stared at Qianbaohou viciously.
But Qian Baohou seemed to deliberately ignore him! Even if he walked past him, he didn't look at him.
Feeling the cold air behind him, Qianbaohou was very happy in his heart: "Grandma Li, do you feel the pain of being ignored?"
Walking up to Zhuge Hui, he frowned and looked at the feather fan in his hand: "What kind of pheasant feathers are you using for this broken fan?
Qian Baohou pinched his nose as he spoke.
Zhuge Hui was originally smiling and waving a fan elegantly. At this moment, after listening to Qian Baohou's words, he suddenly crossed his face: "Hmph! Mountain and Wild Liutong, my feather fan is made of Xiaguang Flying Dragon Feather, you know ......."
"Feilong? Isn't it still a pheasant? I told you not to fan, but fan, it smells of, I don't understand?" Qian Baohou took an exaggerated step back and covered his nose with his hand.
Although Zhuge Hui's face was darker, he didn't have any shame.
Still waved a feather fan: "The students of my academy are all cultivating Haoran and upright! In the past, the patriarch had an allusion to his own face. You want to ...... in words."
"Ahem!phew!" Qianbaohou didn't wait for him to finish, and a mouthful of thick phlegm sprayed onto Zhuge Hui's face.
"Calm down! Calm down! Haoran is upright, brother! Spit on yourself! Brother......" Looking at Zhuge Hui, who finally stopped waving his fan and trembled, Qianbao Hou comforted him repeatedly.
Zhuge Hui didn't have the cultivation of his ancestor after all, so he took out his handkerchief and wiped off the thick phlegm. Hateful voice: "Your goal has been achieved! I'm angry now! Boy! Now it's not just about you and Wuji, I'm going to raise with you!"
Qianbaohou plucked his ears with his little thumb, and then flicked at Zhuge Hui with a "biu" sound.
"With this kung fu, my daughter-in-law and I have given birth to three brothers for you!
"Poof! haha......" The hall suddenly resounded with a lot of low laughter.
"Xiaohui, don't talk to him, he's disturbing your mind!" Zhao Wouji promptly reminded Zhuge Hui, who was about to run away.
"The first game. Wenbi! Let's each compose a poem! The loser must meet the other party's request! Do you dare to respond?" Zhuge Hui took a deep breath and didn't give Qianbaohou a chance to interject.
After hearing what he said, Qianbaohou's eyes suddenly widened, and he thought to himself: "??? compose poetry??? is this kid biao......?
Zhuge Hui looked at the contemplative Qianbaohou, and suddenly his sense of superiority returned: "Hehe! Don't worry, our requests to each other won't be fatal! Don't be afraid!"
Qian Baohou finally came back to his senses and looked at him in surprise: "Biaozi...... No, Hui, are you sure you compare this with me?"
Zhuge Hui saw him hesitate and became more elegant.
With both hands falsely reported, everyone in the rush arched their hands: "The two of us each write a poem for everyone here to comment." Please be just!"
Elder Ouyang was the first to respond: "Master Zhuge is serious! I will do our best and not favor one person." ”
The anxious Feng Wanqiu transmitted again: "Don't compare with him! The people of the academy have studied poetry and songs since they were young to cultivate Haoran righteousness. You're not going to be able to beat them!"
"Why? Don't dare? As long as you say it, we can try it differently......"
"You're really verbose! Question!" Qianbaohou looked at Zhuge Hui with the eyes of caring and wise children.
Zhuge Hui was overjoyed when he heard him agree: "You and I both compose poems for love, how about it?"
Qian Baohou didn't wait for him to say the rest of the words, so he stepped forward directly: "I'll come first!"
"The clouds are clever, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man is dark.
As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win and there are countless people in the world.
Tenderness is like water, the best period is like a dream, and you can endure the return of the Magpie Bridge.
If the two love for a long time, how can they be there, morning and twilight?"
"Come on! I'm done!
When Qianbao read the first sentence, Zhuge Hui lost his smile. When reading the second sentence, Zhuge Hui grabbed his collar irritably.
When the whole poem was finished, Zhuge Hui had completely lost his demeanor.
Pointing at Qianbaohou in disbelief: "You ......"
And there were many people who were as shocked as him, and they looked at Qian Baohou sympathetically a moment ago.
At this point, they were all dumbfounded.
Except for one person, Feng Wanqiu has been beautiful since Qianbao Hou recited poems. By the time I finished listening to the song, my cheeks were already red.
"Ah Hui, it's your turn......" Qianbao urged Zhuge Hui.
Seeing that he still had his mouth wide open and didn't move, he urged a few more times.
"Xiaohui?"
"Xiao Zhu?"
"Huihui?"
"Folly?"
......
Zhuge Hui trembled his shoulders, took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said, "I admit defeat!"
"That's it, that's it, that's it, you dare to compare poetry with me?" Qianbao was so powerful, how could he let him go, and a burst of ridicule gushed out.
You are compared to a poem with a scumbag who hangs on the wall, a scumbag who has memorized 30,000 Tang poems since he was a child?
Zhuge Hui only felt that his eyes were dark.
With a "poof" sound, he spat blood.
"Master Zhuge . ”
"Xiaohui!"
Elder Ouyang and Zao Wou-Ki instantly came to Zhuge Hui's side.
Zhuge Hui, who was angry and vomited blood, took out a porcelain bottle from his arms. Pour out the elixir and swallow it.
After a while, he waved his hand at the two.
"I'm fine!" stared at Qian Baohou fiercely, and said again:
"Brother Wuji, this kid, I'm going to kill him! You may not have a chance to meet him in person......"
Zao Wou-Ki immediately answered: "Little thing!"
Qian Baohou turned a deaf ear to his cruel words, looked at Zhuge Hui and said, "Have you vomited blood?
Suddenly, the faces of the three people over there were all grim.
"How did you forget that there was still a bet. Zhuge Hui secretly screamed in his heart.
On his face, he did not lose his demeanor: "Naturally, I haven't forgotten! However, we also have words in advance." No life!"
"Yes, you can't hurt your life, this is a person from the academy. Lin Baobao, you think about it!" Elder Ouyang also looked at Qian Baohou fiercely.
"My request is very simple! You let me ......" Qian Baohou was very shy.
"Hmph, why don't you say it, don't you dare to say it, then ......" Elder Ouyang looked at the hesitant Qianbaohou, wanting to take the opportunity to confuse him.
"Let me touch it for a quarter of an hour......" Qianbao said in a thick voice.
"What?"
"What?"
"Sect Master's husband, what's your name? Yes, Qianbaohou! This guy, like this tune??"
"Beasts!"
"Scum!"
......
Feng Wanqiu also looked at Qianbaohou incredulously.
As for Zhuge Hui, he trembled like a pendulum. A backward leap that widened the distance.
Qian Baohou looked at everyone's reactions, and simply turned his heart sideways:
"What? I can't afford to lose?
All......
The scene was deadlocked.
I don't know how long it took, that Zhuge Hui finally walked in front of Qianbao Hou again.
A picture of sacrificing his life for righteousness, with his eyes closed, with a crying voice: "Come on!"
Qianbao stretched out his hand.
Zhuge Hui shouted: "Wait! Can you change to a place where no one is around!"
Qian Baohou looked at his humiliated appearance and immediately became angry:
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm fast! Don't panic! Close your eyes, I'm here to touch you!!"
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