Chapter 803: The Strongest Pit God

Could it be that when you go to bed, let the meteor kneel and burn the pillar incense, then fast for three days, bathe and change clothes, and finally say reverently, "Big star, please let me say you, thank you." ”

A woman is a woman, a woman with seven emotions and six desires, if a man treats her as a goddess, then she is really a goddess, and she will never be able to look at him.

The private room was hot, and it was really hot for a meteor.

Even more fiery is his heart.

Six people sat down around the table, and after Mo Hanyu learned the identities of Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe, he consciously gave up the main seat to the two of them, and Mo Hanyu's demeanor was a little restrained.

Meteor tugged at his tightly tied black bow tie uncomfortably.

Mo Hanyu saw Meteor's formal outfit, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and said with a somewhat strange expression: "You are ......"

Meteor was stunned for a moment, Jiang Zhe hurriedly grabbed it and said: "Actually, Meteor's elder has just passed away, and we made an appointment with you, so we came over, I was supposed to go to the funeral by wearing this outfit, and I didn't have time to change my clothes, hehe, I smiled." ”

Zhang Yifei looked at Jiang Zhe strangely, what the fuck is this called, going to the funeral, coming here on a blind date, is it going to the funeral of love?

Mo Hanyu didn't think much about it, for the elder sons, what they say is what they say, it's best not to doubt it, let alone break it, you have to follow him down, otherwise it will definitely be you who will die.

Mo Hanyu put away his smile a little pretentiously, and said solemnly: "It turns out that you have an elder who has passed away, and the mourning is smooth, I don't know which elder you are who died?"

Meteor looked at Zhang Yifei, originally wanted to see Jiang Zhe, but Jiang Zhe was too unreliable this time, it was better to find someone who was already unreliable, maybe he could be a little more reliable now, but Zhang Yifei turned his head away.

You can only rely on yourself for this kind of thing, and you can only rely on yourself to make up nonsense, how can you count on your brother every time?

Meteor glanced at Zhang Yifei resentfully, his face twitched fiercely, and he said in a deep voice: "It was ...... who passed away My dad. ”

Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe were both taken aback at the same time.

Does this guy know who his dad is?

Zhang Yifei has always thought that he was ruthless enough to his own son, but compared to meteors, his own point is not a matter at all, at least he has not cursed his own father to die.

Mo Hanyu was taken aback, and a pair of apricot eyes suddenly stared at the meteor, in the end, he was in the entertainment industry, and a little sadness quickly appeared in his eyes.

"It turned out that Ling Zun died, and he mourned and took care, but I didn't know Ling Zun ...... How did you die?"

"Ahh

Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe pursed their lips, their faces were red and purple, and they were suffocated.

Telling a lie, rounding a lie, it's all caused by this ragged clothes.

Meteor looked at Jiang Zhe and Zhang Yifei for help, his eyes flashed, and he was about to be forced to cry.

Zhang Yifei looked away ruthlessly, ignoring his desperate gaze.

Although Jiang Zhe wanted to help, he didn't know how to help, what he said......

At this moment, Jiang Zhe couldn't wait to slap himself twice, saying that his family had died, and this guy had no family.

Meteor lowered his head, as if he was in a sad mood, except for Mo Hanyu in the private room, everyone else knew that this kid was thinking about how to make up nonsense.

After a long silence in the private room, Meteor finally succeeded in making up nonsense.

"In my mind, my father has always been a good man, he has some martial arts foundation, and he is righteous, in my eyes, my father is a hero......" Meteor's low and slightly sad voice echoed in the private room.

Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe were shocked, and even Shao Ningdie and Ren Xuanyue looked at the meteor curiously, they wanted to see what kind of nonsense the meteor would say.

Mo Hanyu's eyes fell on the meteor like autumn water, and his expression was a little yearning, as if he saw the heroic image of the meteor's father.

"Once, he beat more than 20 people by himself in an alley in the capital......"

Mo Hanyu was instantly in awe, revealing an admiring gaze.

In modern society, martial arts has long faded out of people's sight, and the father who stayed behind was able to fight more than 20 by himself, which shows his profound skills.

And Jiang Zhe and Zhang Yifei are full of black lines, your father beat more than 20 of them, you lied to the ghost, if you want to say that it is really possible for you, as for your waste father, he has abandoned you, if he really has this ability, how can he abandon you.

When Mo Hanyu was about to express his admiration, who knew that Meteor continued to take care of himself: "As a result, my father was beaten to vomit blood, and more than 20 people beat him to death, so ah, today is his old man's funeral......"

Mo Hanyu: "......"

She really wants to say that people's funerals are during the day, why is your family's funeral at night.

And Shao Ningdie covered her mouth and chuckled and said what Mo Hanyu wanted to ask: "Isn't the meteor funeral supposed to be during the day?

Meteor was stunned, his face flushed, is there such a sister-in-law?

Don't say that you help yourself lie, but also dismantle your own backstage.

The meteor scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time, but he didn't hold back the following.

Seeing this, Zhang Yifei hurriedly said: "His father has a will, saying that it will be done at night, and it is too lively during the day, he wants to go quietly!"

Zhang Yifei knew that if he didn't help Meteor, Meteor might really be able to cry.

Meteor breathed a long sigh of relief and nodded hurriedly: "Yes, before my father left, he told him that it must be at night, because the night is quiet, and the ghost sent the eldest brother to take him away and let him go to reincarnation!"

Ren Xuanyue and Shao Ningdie immediately twisted their heads away after hearing this, and their shoulders kept shaking.

Jiang Zhe and Zhang Yifei buried their heads in the table, as if in silence, but their shoulders kept shaking.

At this moment, they can't wait to kick the meteor to death, what the fuck is this called bastard words, you just say it's incredible, why are you talking so much?

At this time, the two of them really doubted how they hadn't been killed by a meteor before.

There was an eerie silence in the private room...... Mo Hanyu quickly lost interest in meteors, so he focused on Zhang Yifei and Jiang Zhe.

"Mr. Zhang......"

Zhang Yifei raised his head, and there were tears of laughter in the corners of his eyes.

When he looked up, Zhang Yifei had quickly put away his smile, and his face was solemn and sad.

"Mr. Zhang, are you crying for me?"

Zhang Yifei looked at the meteor, his face twitched a few times, then twisted his body, lay on the meteor's shoulder, and howled a few times.

"Your father is so pitiful, and he is so superstitious......"

Meteor also shed tears, I don't know if he was frightened or forced, and howled a few times like Zhang Yifei: "Yes." ”

With a bang, Jiang Zhe somehow knocked over a cup.

Hanging his head, he quickly stood up and stumbled towards the door.

"I'll go to the bathroom!"

At this moment, Jiang Zhe doesn't want to stay in it for a minute, forget about the whole fucking acting, and fucking tears, Lao Tzu is gone!