"You must know that women are divided into three products, and the high-grade ones are like tea, whose fragrance is subtle and rich in connotation, and the mouth and soul of drinking are hearty. Shen Yun is unique, elegant and exquisite, graceful and pleasing to the eye, and the taste is like soup, such as tomato egg soup, green onion is cunning, and egg flower is wisdom. Whether she is beautiful or ugly also depends on the seasoning person. Seasoning needs to be cautious, the taste is good, there is also the beauty of the best ......"&1t;/p>

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"Oh, Brother Wang is really knowledgeable, what is this inferior product?"&1t;/p>

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Yan Li said: "The inferior product is like swill, don't mention it." ”&1t;/p>

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These are all copied as they are, and if Lian Hai Chang is present today, he will definitely have a new understanding of his shamelessness. &1t;/p>

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The two dialogues are Pang Bo and Liu Wenzheng. &1t;/p>

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"But how come I've never seen you in Xia?" Liu Wenzheng suddenly wondered. &1t;/p>

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At this time, he turned out of the rockery and came to a small pavilion, Yan Li poured a glass of wine from the stone case, drank it and said with a smile: "I will recuperate in my hometown before the next day, so I will be alive." Come on, let's sit down and talk. ”&1t;/p>

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The two sat down with a smile, and Liu Wenzheng said: "Brother Wang's understanding of women is really refreshing, I guess I must have read countless women, why don't you tell us, that, how about that taste>?"

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When Pang Bo heard this, he immediately pricked up his ears, for fear of missing a word. &1t;/p>

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Yan Li was stunned: "What does that taste like?"&1t;/p>

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"Eh, that's it, Brother Wang, don't pretend to be stupid, there are no outsiders here. Liu Wenzheng said bitterly, "Don't you know, my father strictly ordered me not to touch women before I was twenty years old, and said that he was because he didn't learn from my grandfather's previous experience, and he made this year's forty look like sixty ......"&1t;/p>

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"No, Brother Liu!" Pang Bo sneered, "You haven't opened meat yet, and you are so good at saying it on weekdays, but it turns out to be a paper tiger." ”&1t;/p>

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Liu Wenzheng said disdainfully: "Brother Pang, don't pretend, no one is like this, everyone is not like this, their heads are pressed by others, and even going to a green building is as if they are going to rebel." ”&1t;/p>

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"Who, who said that, I spent the night in Caiyunfang!" said Pang Bo unconvinced. &1t;/p>

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"Are you referring to the fact that I didn't bring enough money and was left in a pigsty and locked up overnight?" Liu Wenzheng couldn't help but laugh. &1t;/p>

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Yan Li listened to it for a long time, and finally understood what they were talking about. I didn't expect that there were still such two excellent ones in Yongling's son-in-law. &1t;/p>

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"You two come with your ears attached. He beckoned. &1t;/p>

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The two sons ran to him left and right, squatted down, and leaned their ears together. &1t;/p>

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Yan Li whispered two words. &1t;/p>

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The two of them were suddenly full of excitement, and said in a loud voice: "Yes, yes, that's it, Brother Yan deserves to be the king of flowers." ”&1t;/p>

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Pang Bo said awkwardly: "Brother Wang does he have that kind of album, I have long been tired of reading it...... "&1t;/p>

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Yan Li said: "Do you know what is the difference between you and a woman?"&1t;/p>

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"What's the difference?"&1t;/p>

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Yan Li's eyebrows fluttered and said: "Do it with a woman, your spirit will be sublimated to an incredible height, you will experience the realm of water and milk, that kind of taste, if you experience it once, you will never forget it." ”&1t;/p>

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Liu Wenzheng was stunned for a moment, "Brother Wang, teach us quickly, how can we reach that realm?&1t;/p>

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That's a good question. Yan Li snapped his fingers, "Do you know why people are the primates of all things?"&1t;/p>

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"No, I don't know. "Pombo looks like a puppy, looking at his owner with adoration. &1t;/p>

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Yan Li smiled slightly: "Because of thoughts and feelings." People are animals governed by feelings, and feelings will drive you to do many unimaginable things, especially love. Only love can reach that realm. What you have to do now is to find someone whom you love and who loves you. ”&1t;/p>

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"Can you find more?" Liu Wenzheng said. &1t;/p>

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"No, you can't. Yan Lidao. &1t;/p>

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"Why?" Liu Wenzheng said, "I have many relatives who have three wives and four concubines. ”&1t;/p>

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"Because," Yan Li looked up at the sky, his eyes were as deep as night, and his gaze seemed to penetrate time and space, "There is only enough time to love one person in a lifetime." ”&1t;/p>

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Liu Wenzheng and Pang Bo opened their mouths slightly, looking stunned. &1t;/p>

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"Of course, before you find someone you love, you might as well reach out to a few more. Yan Li suddenly smiled again. &1t;/p>

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"Oh!" said Pombo, who squirmed the next moment, "But, where are we going to find it?"&1t;/p>

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"Stupid!" Yan Li knocked on his head with hatred, "Isn't tonight's poetry meeting a great opportunity, those so-called talented women who are keen on poetry, as long as they show your masculine charm a little, they will naturally be captured." ”&1t;/p>

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"We, we won't, or we wouldn't have to hide here and drink. ”&1t;/p>

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Pang Bo pleaded, "Brother Wang, teach us quickly." ”&1t;/p>

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"Okay, then I'll show you a good example, come with me. Yan Li got up as he spoke, but stopped after taking two steps, and patted himself on the head, "I almost forgot about business." ”&1t;/p>

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"What, what's the matter?"&1t;/p>

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Yan Li turned to look at them and said, "I heard you discussing Miss Fang just now. ”&1t;/p>

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He knew that he had completely subdued the two little brothers, so he didn't hide it at all, and asked directly. &1t;/p>

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Liu Wenzheng immediately said ambiguously: "Oh, it turns out that Brother Wang's target is Miss Fang!"&1t;/p>

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Yan Li said: "Okay, you can tell me which Lord Lu is that Lu person." ”&1t;/p>

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Liu Wenzheng said: "It is Lord Lu Quanshu of Zhongshu Province." ”&1t;/p>

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"It's him!" Yan Li squinted slightly. &1t;/p>

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Pang Bo said anxiously: "Brother Wang, Brother Wang, our brothers promise that in the future, we will tell Brother Wang the information about Miss Fang as soon as possible, you can help us quickly, don't wait for the end of the poetry meeting to have no chance." ”&1t;/p>

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"There is a thief's heart but no thief's courage, and he is out. Yan Li said angrily, "Come with me." ”&1t;/p>

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"Whew!" said Pombo, cheerful. &1t;/p>

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After a while, he returned to the shore of the lake, Yan Li looked for a moment in the crowd and locked on a girl with a green skirt and a double bun. &1t;/p>

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"You two come here. ”&1t;/p>

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Yan Li beckoned the two of them to a stone lamp base on the side of the road, pointed to the girl in the green skirt and said, "Did you see that girl?"&1t;/p>

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When the two of them looked at it, they saw that it was a girl with bright eyes and bright teeth, and they suddenly nodded their heads again and again. &1t;/p>

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Yan Li touched his face and said, "Forget the demonstration, my face is not in the best state today." ”&1t;/p>

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The two looked at each other, both a little confused. &1t;/p>

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"Liu Wenzheng, come over with your ears. Yan Li beckoned to Liu Wenzheng. &1t;/p>

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Liu Wenzheng hurriedly came over. &1t;/p>

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Yan Li whispered to him for a while. &1t;/p>

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Liu Wenzheng listened to this, and said with a sad face: "This, can this work?"&1t;/p>

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"Less nonsense. Yan Li grabbed his hand and swiped his palm, and a bloody mark suddenly appeared, "Go ahead." ”&1t;/p>

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Liu Wenzheng endured the pain while cowering towards the girl in the green skirt. &1t;/p>

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When he arrived two feet behind the girl in the green dress, he emboldened to pretend to be drunk, and shouted, "Hey, the chick in front, give the master a ......" and staggered over. &1t;/p>

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The girl in the green dress subconsciously turned around when she heard the voice, and saw a drunk man coming over, and without thinking about it, she directly flew up a slap and slapped it on Liu Wenzheng's face. &1t;/p>

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The slap was actually not heavy, but Liu Wenzheng deliberately "screamed" and fell to the ground, wiped his face with a blood-stained palm, and then "hummed". &1t;/p>

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The scream attracted the attention of the girls, and the girl in the green dress almost fainted when she saw that Liu Wenzheng's face was covered with blood when she was beaten, and hurriedly ran up and said, "You, are you okay...... I, I didn't mean to ......"&1t;/p>

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The sound is like a yellow bird, very beautiful. &1t;/p>

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When Liu Wenzheng heard the voice, he was already drunk, and he almost forgot the script behind him, and hurriedly pretended to be affectionate: "Actually, I ...... it on purpose"&1t;/p>

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Seeing that the girl looked puzzled, she continued: "Xiaosheng Liu Wenzheng, the moment I saw Miss, my heart was already captured by you, please forgive me for approaching you in the rudeest way, because other than that, I really can't muster up the courage to ......"&1t;/p>

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The girl's face was slightly red: "Then, then you don't have to pretend to be drunk, you will scare people to death." ”&1t;/p>

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Liu Wenzheng laughed stupidly, if it wasn't for Yan Li reminding him with a cough from a distance, he would have kept giggling. &1t;/p>

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Hearing the reminder, he remembered what he was going to do next, and hurriedly covered his face and screamed. &1t;/p>

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"You, how are you, I, I'll help you get there and rest......"&1t;/p>

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In this way, Liu Wenzheng gradually drifted away with the support of the girl. &1t;/p>

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Pang Bo opened his mouth wide, almost stuffing a duck egg, and then suddenly his whole body shook: "Master, I understand." ”&1t;/p>

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"Master, master?" Yan Li said with a smile, "I'm not your master, what do you understand?"&1t;/p>

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But before his words fell, Pombo had already rushed out like a gust of wind. &1t;/p>

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His target is a tall girl in a yellow dress, but the result is quite the opposite. &1t;/p>

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"Master, she, she kicked me and left without asking me if I was in pain......" Pombo limped back with a sad face. &1t;/p>

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Yan Li patted him on the shoulder and said sympathetically: "Any normal girl will react like this when she is hugged by a stranger. ”&1t;/p>

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"Master, what should I do?" said Pang Bo aggrievedly. &1t;/p>

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"Alas," Yan Li sighed, "I'm so glad you met such a master as me." Listen, do you see the girl in the white dress?"&1t;/p>

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"Uh-huh. Pombo followed his instructions and nodded. &1t;/p>

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Yan Li whispered two words in his ear, and then said, "Go ahead." ”&1t;/p>

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Pombo staggered. &1t;/p>

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"Brother Yan is so Yaxing. A man walked slowly. &1t;/p>

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Yan Li knew that it was Li Yixiu, and said, "Just have fun in time." ”&1t;/p>

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Seeing that the girl in the white dress was taken away by Pang Bo, Li Yixiu said in surprise: "What kind of trick did Brother Yan teach him?"&1t;/p>

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Yan Li said lightly: "I asked him to tell her that it was a liar who took away her friend, who specially tricked ignorant girls into robbing money and sex." ”&1t;/p>

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"How do you know they know?" said Li Yixiu. &1t;/p>

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"I don't know. Yan Lidao. &1t;/p>

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Li Yixiu said: "You don't know and let him say this?"&1t;/p>

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Yan Li shrugged: "Anyway, it wasn't me who was beaten." ”&1t;/p>

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"Brother Yan is really ......" Li Yixiu really couldn't find the words to describe it. &1t;/p>

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At this time, there was a sudden commotion in the venue. &1t;/p>

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"What's going on?" Yan said. &1t;/p>

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Li Yixiu looked in the direction of Yuexin Pavilion and said, "It seems that someone has taken today's Wenkui, let's go and take a look." ”&1t;/p>

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The two were about to go over, when Yan Li suddenly said, "Wait, look over there." He pointed in the direction of the rockery. &1t;/p>

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Li Yixiu followed the past and took a look, only to see a man in black, who knocked out two people like electricity, and those two people were Pang Bo and the girl in the white dress who were looking for a "liar" to settle accounts. &1t;/p>

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ps: My old man has a sixty-first birthday and has drunk a lot of wine, you must not believe it, this is a manuscript. &1t;/p>

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