"yes, I just like that he doesn't have suitors. Isn't that bad?" Xiao Qinghuan pinched his face.

"Oh. Gu Wen said in disgust, "Cut, before in the heavenly realm, I don't know who said in front of this god, except for the water god, no one will like it in this life." ”

"I don't like you again. Xiao Qinghuan continued to pinch his face, "You know, like it or not, the attitude towards a person is completely different, and I am like this to you, just take the face you threw at me with a thousand-year-old ice cube back then, I will not be too friendly to you - in the future, the heavy responsibility of cleaning the bathroom in our Tianlei Pavilion will be on you, as long as you do a good job and the salary is objective." ”

"What? Cleaning the toilets? I heard you right. Gu Wen seemed to have watched a horror movie, a horror movie specially opened for him.

Xiao Qinghuan patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's it, don't bargain." I have already agreed with Su Li that you can go to the Tianlei Pavilion tomorrow to take up your post. ”

Looking at the road outside, Gu Wen drank wine again, he really wanted to have a bottle of Lao Baigan, and drank it happily.

Thinking that he would have to go to school on time tomorrow to do something for Mo Qian, Lao Baigan could only think about it.

"I drank under the window and drank more and more. ”

"What's up there? Who cares if I'm drunk. Gu Wen raised his beer and took another sip.

The beer was down when he realized something was wrong.

The first line of poetry did not come out of his mouth.

"Who? Who, come out of the God's room!" Gu Wen scolded angrily.

"Do you still need it? right next to you. Silly, huh. Mo Qian sat next to Gu Wen and patted him on the shoulder by the way.

"Scared to death, you. Gu Wen shuddered for a moment and put down the beer in his hand.

"Did the deity scare you? This guy, really. Mo Qian sighed, "I'm not doing the errand of black and white impermanence, specifically to scare a god like you who has lost your soul." ”

"In the middle of the night, what are you doing with me? If you don't go to your KTV flower before the moon, you're not afraid that your little lover will be in a hurry?"

"Why are you talking, what are you called a little lover. She is my Ruru, the Ruru who belongs to me alone. Mo Qian said.

"Vaguely, disgusting. Gu Wen said disgustedly, "What about Ruru who is still your own? It is estimated that with others behind your back, you may not know how many Ruru you have found." ”

"Don't interrupt the deity, the deity is now your brother, and there is a younger brother who talks to his brother like this? Mo Qian picked up the bottle of beer that Gu Wen had drunk, and was about to open his mouth to drink it, but Gu Wen took it away.

Gu Wen stroked the beer bottle in his hand a little distressed and said, "This is my own beer, I want to drink it and buy it from the supermarket downstairs." ”

"The deity is asking you to drink less, this thing drinks too much, and you won't be in good shape in class tomorrow. Mo Qian said.

"What does it matter if the beer is next to the state of the class. Gu Wen grunted and drank.

After drinking, he shook the can and threw it into the trash can under the bay window.

"I said you, can you not be so willful. Mo Qian said, "I've told you, tomorrow you will go to school in good condition." How many times have you said it, why don't you listen. ”

Gu Wen glanced at him, and then, he glanced at the school uniform dragged on the bed, and called Mo Qian, "Are you very idle, if you have nothing to do, help me wash the school uniform, the weather is hot, it will be dry tomorrow, don't delay me to wear it tomorrow." ”

"Who told you that the deity came here to help you wash your school uniform, plague god, you can remember for me, this is your brother, only my brother helped my brother wash the school uniform. ”

Thinking that he is a dignified Demon Lord, in the Demon Realm, he has to be windy and majestic, Gu Wen can be called in a word, so can he still be a Demon Lord?

"That's what I said. Brother, you're not just my brother! You're still my creditor and my boss! If something happens to me, or something happens to you at school, brother, the restart plan of the demon world, your position as the demon lord, there is nothing left. In the future, you will never find a good brother like me, who endures humiliation and burdens to find you shards and complete your revenge plan. Gu Wen said. wonderful

"Stop, shut up, isn't it just a school uniform? ”

"It's on the bed. Gu Wen stretched out his hand and pointed to his bed.

"You wait for the deity. Mo Qian grabbed the school uniform he threw on the bed, "If it weren't for the completion of some of the deity's revenge plans, I wouldn't want to care about your school uniform, I'm the Demon Lord, the Demon Lord!"

"How many times do you have to stress that the school uniform is not washed yet. Gu Wen deliberately emphasized the time, "It's already nine fifty-six o'clock, if you don't wash your school uniform, you won't have time at all in a while." ”

Mo Qian walked out with his dirty school uniform.

The moment the door closed, Gu Wen heard the wail of the Demon Lord.

"Damn, plague god, how long have you not washed your school uniform, it stinks to death!"

"You smell it yourself, it smells bad and dies, you are going to smoke this demon lord to death!"

"What's the noise! At night, I also let the family put on a mask quietly. ”

"The fat house is good, passing by, just borrowing. ”

There was no sound of talking outside in an instant, and Gu Wen also breathed a sigh of relief.

It's a false alarm.

"Poof. This guy. Gu Wen raised his lips and smiled, and then took a bottle of beer from the tripod next to him.

Unscrew it and take a sip.

"Seven-dollar beer, that's it. Gu Wen put down the beer in his hand, "Next time, I will drink a cocktail, it should taste better than this." ”

Mo Qian, who had already washed his clothes, walked into the room.

"Damn, your clothes smell terrible. Seriously, your clothes, the smell, it's amazing. I really don't know how you dressed for school today, aren't you afraid that the girls in your class will laugh at you? ”

Mo Qian, who washed his school uniform, remembered the smell of his school uniform, and he really couldn't help but vomit.

"Wind oil essence, five yuan a bottle, or?" Gu Wen used a spell to summon the wind oil essence he bought today, and then used a spell to pass it to Mo Qian's hand, "This thing is a good thing, try it on your face, it's super cool." ”

"What is this?" Mo Qian unscrewed the lid and put it under his nose and sniffed it, "What kind of smell is this, it smells weird." ”

He poured it down a little and applied it to his forehead, even a little under the corners of his eyes.

"You can use it, remember, I owe you nine hundred and ninety-five dollars now. ”

"Don't talk, wait a minute. ”

In just a moment, Mo Qian knelt under the pomegranate skirt of the wind and oil essence.

"What the hell, why is it so cold, the sink, where is the sink. ”

Gu Wen drank the beer again, "Sample, let you come out in the middle of the night to scare me, be scared." ”

The neon lights flickered outside the window, and the car horns were still so loud.

Gu Wen closed the window and said slightly drunk: "Yes, tonight is destined to be a night when I can't sleep and I can't sleep." Because you can't sleep, you're just thinking about it?"