Chapter 1 The scumbag who was struck by lightning

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Dry treasure thick!

Just listen to the name, you know, the spoiled rich second generation.

A typical, money-rich, handsome, and varied, scumbag!

One for five years in a row. Ranked first on the city's "Top Ten Most Deserving of Lightning" list.

A moment ago, he was lying on the big bed in a five-star hotel. While watching TV, I listened to the sound of water in the bathroom. I've already begun to fantasize in my mind, and the next picture of the beauty bathing is ......

Suddenly, a cold wind blew.

Qianbaohou shuddered, it turned out that the window was not closed. As a senior scumbag, he understands deeply. In the following battles, the cold air will affect his powerful output ability.

Listening to the sound of the water that had been turned off, he quickly walked to the window. Reach out and want to close the window.

"Boom!"

A burst of lightning flashed, and Qianbaohou's eyes darkened, and he lost his intuition.

"Congratulations to the host, get the salty pig hand system, hey, hey, hey!" A rough voice sounded in Qianbaohou's mind.

"The current system is not bound, please host within 10 seconds. Randomly use groping pig hands on people!Mission failure, ashes!Hehehehe!"

Stunned, he stood up from the grass, his mind filled with the countdown that seemed to be fateful.

Who is using groping pig's hands in this wilderness?

"Three!" The voice that had already counted to three made Qianbaohou panic.

Suddenly, a figure approached from a distance.

Qianbao let out a loud shout and jumped out of the grass.

Without hesitation, he stretched out his hands and grabbed forward.

"Huh, it's soft, it feels good!"

“......”

Qianbaohou, who was successful, heard a loud prompt sound.

"Congratulations to the host! Use the salted pig hand for the first time, successful!Congratulations to the host! Obtain, the target person, a red belly pocket, and ten points for the crit of the oil value! Congratulations to the host for the success of the binding system, and a newbie gift package will be rewarded!"

"What kind of bullshit setting is this?" while complaining frantically in his heart, he subconsciously shook his hands again!

When he came back to his senses, he finally remembered that he seemed to have used groping pig hands on people!

Looking intently, there was a girl in a white robe standing in front of him.

Although the white veil covered half of his face, just looking at those eyes, Qian Baohou felt that his soul was lost.

Sticking out his tongue, he licked the saliva from the side of his mouth.

squeezed out a charming smile and said to the beautiful woman in front of him: "Girl, from the crew, why did you bump into my hand? Xiaosheng's hands hurt so much, huh!"

As he spoke, the hands that were clutching the girl's chest moved again.

The girl in the white robe in front of her, the anger in her eyes was visibly accumulating.

The next moment, I saw a sword volley appear on the girl's left side.

Qian Baohou, who had been on guard since he finished speaking, saw the sword. Turn around and run immediately. I grabbed it hard before I ran.

"Go ......to the disciples!"

The sword actually flew in the air and flew towards the back of Qianbaohou's heart.

Qianbaohou, who was running, suddenly felt cold under him.

Look down......

"Damn! No clothes! I said, why is something always hitting my leg when I run! Fortunately, this little brother is not in his heyday, otherwise he would have broken his leg......

Qian Baohou ran for a while and found that there was no movement behind him. Just stop.

Take a look at your surroundings. Two huge leaves were found on the ground.

With an idea, pick up the leaves. Find a rattan stick and fasten the two leaves around your waist, one in front of the other.

looked at it proudly and sighed: "It's a pity not to be a tailor for this craft." ”

Suddenly, Qian Baohou felt a chill behind him. Secretly screamed, "It's broken!"

Turning around, he said with difficulty: "Girl, I didn't know you were filming here." I jumped out, and you just hit me! Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding......"

The latter words, Qian Baohou couldn't say. Because, the sword was suspended in mid-air, facing the leaves in front of him.

"You whore, you thief, you don't have a trace, you appear in the mountain behind my Imperial Spirit Sect! and you have the audacity to attack me......"

Then if the sentence was to be pronounced on him, Qianbaohou hurriedly shouted: "Girl, please listen to me"

I tried hard to squeeze out my tears, and I opened my mouth to come: "Girl, the villain lives on the edge of the city of Suzhou, and his family has a house and a field, and his life is boundless......

Before being struck by lightning, that movie just happened to be here. Now I met this stupid girl who was filming and filming, and I just used it. Sure enough, the swords were all put away.

As soon as he saw that it worked, he immediately cried even more miserably.

While crying, the rap in his mouth did not stop: "...... Swear to show your fame, and the will of the enemy is strong. From now on, Tang Yin's poetry collection will be by his side.

After listening to Qianbaohou's rap, the girl asked, "What you said is true?"

There is a play! Qianbaohou immediately howled and cried, crying and shouting:

"Of course it's true......! That Tang Yin, not only deceived me, but also forced me to come here to tease the fairy! Otherwise, I would not dare to offend the fairy if I borrowed a hundred guts! Woo woo......

The girl listened to his words and frowned: "Hmph! If it's true, I won't be able to spare this Tang Yin! As for you, before you investigate clearly, follow me back to the Imperial Spirit Sect ......"

With that, the girl stretched out her right hand, and drew a talisman in the void.

The mouth reads: "Straw rope beast, tie him up." ”

The next moment, a half-human-tall monster crawled out of the ground. Qian Baohou sighed sincerely: "What a realistic special effect." ”

Before he could see the full picture of the monster, he felt that his body was bound by a rope.

"The rope spit out by the straw rope beast is the most suitable for binding mortals. It won't hurt you, but if you struggle, he'll get tighter and tighter!"

The white-robed girl's words made Qian Baohou give up struggling.

He looked down at his body, a familiar binding technique. I didn't see it less before, and I didn't use it less. This girl, professional!

However, why is there some shame inexplicably, huh......

Just wanted to tease a few words, but the next second he screamed hoarsely.

The sword that disappeared reappeared at some point.

With a whoosh, it flew to the bottom of the girl's feet. Then, the girl grabbed Qianbaohou with both hands.

Soar to the sky!

Only then did Qian Baohou react: "Nima? It turns out that this is not filming, help, I want to go home!"

Flying in the air, the treasure is thick. After a while, I was free from my nervous and scared emotions.

He was tied to the flying sword behind him. Look at the scenery speeding by beneath your feet. With all his strength, he shouted to the girl, "What's your name?"

The girl was silent for a long time, so long that Qianbaohou was about to fall asleep.

A voice came:

"Feng Wanqiu!"

......

Feng Wanqiu's sword was very fast, and it didn't take long for it to land in front of a mountain gate.

The void waved his hand, and the flying sword disappeared.

Qian Baohou, who was tied under the flying sword, did not fall to the ground because of the disappearance of the flying sword.

He continued to float in the air, and floated into the mountain gate with Feng Wanqiu's steps.

From the moment he stepped into the mountain gate, Qianbaohou suddenly became the focus of the entire Imperial Spirit Sect.

"It's so white......"

"Look at those two leaves! The front one is fine except for a few bumps. The one in the back is not covered at all......"

"Guess why he was tied up by the sect master to come to the Imperial Spirit Sect?"

Listening to the group of girls in front of him, he commented on him. Even if he is the best among the scumbags, he lowers his head at this moment and does not look at people.

It reminded him of his past life, when he went to the hospital for a skin cut. A group of intern nurses, blushing and nodding frequently under the guidance of the doctor......

Thinking of this, I buried my head even lower.

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