Chapter 311: Disobedient Old Fritters
Diving is still a novelty for Gu Laosan.
It's hard to imagine that he, a rich second generation who has never lost money since he was a child, can't surf, never play diving, and even learned swimming in a university natatorium.
In the past, in Wang Ping's concept, this kind of rich second generation who had nothing to do and was idle all day long either drove a yacht to pull a group of girls out to sea for a party, or wandered around the world in the gold caves to get drunk and dream of all kinds of waves. Anyway, Wang Ping asked himself if he was Gu Laosan, I was afraid that he would have played a flower a long time ago.
But in fact, in the past few months of getting along, a certain badger found that although Gu Xianyu looked lively, he was a bit homely in his bones. The most outrageous thing I did at home with my friends was just going to a nightclub to drink, which was extremely boring.
That is, recently, with the beginning of the industry, especially after contacting Yang Xu and Ding Yi, who are very slippery in outdoor sports, the door to the new world slowly opened to a salted fish.
The silver-white yacht rowed across the clear blue sea, and in the cabin, Enis was showing Gu Lang the diving equipment and their respective usages and precautions. A salted fish listened very carefully, for fear that he would miss something and cause himself to burp underwater.
A certain badger was right, Gu Laosan did enjoy VIP treatment, and the whole boat served him alone, plus a badger.
In fact, the instructor of this kind of diving club likes novices like Gu Laosan the most. Serious, obedient, and not like the old fritters who don't listen to commands. I was impatient to listen to anything, and I ran around when I got into the water. Everyone thought they were talented divers, but they didn't know that they were the ones who had an accident every time.
Of course, the most important point is that novices often don't last long underwater for long.
For those who have never tried diving, the first time they go into the water, the water pressure and deep-sea phobia alone are enough to torture, and if they can't even go down ten meters, they will ask to return. The coaches are relaxed and comfortable, and they don't lose money.
However, it seems that Ennis is still a disciplined person, and the sea area he chose is clear and transparent, and the light reaches the bottom of the sea. As long as the view is good enough, the underwater atmosphere is not so terrifying.
Wang Ping was squatting beside Gu Lang at the moment, listening a little absent-mindedly.
Diving is a compulsory subject for the Foreign Legion. What's more, for now, excluding the factor of water pressure, he will have no problem even if he lives in the sea, and it will be fine if he doesn't breathe underwater anyway.
However, Gu Laosan didn't know about this, on the table in front of him, in addition to the regular diving equipment, there was also a small set. It was prepared by the club for a certain badger according to Gu Lang's request.
In Enis's words, the youngest patron their club has ever received was a ten-year-old boy, but even a badger in children's gear was too big. However, the customer is God, since Mr. Gu has made a request, they will definitely meet it, so they contacted the local manufacturer overnight and ordered this set of equipment.
In short, it is a sentence: we have worked hard for you, and your money has never been spent in vain.
Wang Ping was skeptical about the credibility of his words, but the set of equipment in front of him seemed to be just right.
After Enis finished explaining, he looked at Gu Lang's awkward set of fins, and was about to say a few tricks, when he saw a certain badger on the table scoop up the pair of little fins in front of him and put them one by one, and got up and jumped a few times and shook his flippers.
Ennis:......
looked at a certain badger who had a sense of sight from the old fritters, and then looked at Gu Lang who was moving awkwardly, and couldn't suppress the desire to complain. Why, who is a pet between you?
"Oh, I almost forgot something!"
Halfway through the fins here, Gu Lang suddenly raised his head and asked, "Can I bring my mobile phone or Ipad down?"
"Signal?"
Ennis was stunned, then shook his head: "There is no signal underwater, and special communication equipment must be borrowed." However, if you just want to record a video or take a photo, our lifeguards can help you take a picture without having to bring your own phone. ”
Gu Lang asked, naturally thinking of the question of live broadcasting. It's rare to come to a diving resort, and I'm sorry for the audience if it doesn't start. However, he played a trick and did not start broadcasting directly, but planned to learn to dive first.
After all, someone goes to the underwater live broadcast to pretend to be forced, but the rice has to be eaten bowl by bowl, and if it comes up and starts broadcasting, then the live broadcast will not be heroic, but the ugliness of a novice diver.
Listening to the conversation between the two, Wang Ping, who had just picked up the mask, was directly stunned on the table, his mind was thundering, and he was about to cry stupidly.
Just now, I secretly scolded that there was not even a store along the way, and if I couldn't buy a USB flash drive, I couldn't go to Yuan Xiaoxiao's to steal information, and in an instant, my IQ was stabbed by Gu Laosan.
I want a wool USB flash drive, as long as I bring a mobile phone to take a picture of that resume, I even have text and photos, and I can't even use it for a minute. There is no test of memory and no traces are left.
Wang Ping suddenly remembered at this moment, no wonder he always felt that he had neglected something last night, but he just couldn't remember it. At this moment, it was instantly clear, and the bottom of my heart was relaxed as if I had suddenly let go of a certain matter.
sighed that he was made of a badger, and his brain was about to degenerate, so he patted the round little belly in front of him and scolded: "You stupid badger, you stupid don't even bother Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu is a human being!"
There was a muffled sound in the belly, and I don't know if I was scolding the street. Thinking that the problem that had plagued him could be solved so easily, a certain badger was in a good mood. When Gu Laosan finally put on all his equipment with the help of Enis, he turned around, but saw that a certain badger was already dressed and waiting there.
Ennis checked it for him a little, and then gave Gu Lang a thumbs up: "You pet is really good at imitation!
Wang ping:......
Thank you so much!
The first time he went into the water, according to Enis's requirements, Gu Lang stepped on the suspension ladder hanging on the side of the ship, and the depth of the dive could not exceed two meters. It is equivalent to getting used to the position where the water can be discharged as soon as you stretch out your head, and at the same time, you must also check the reliability of the equipment.
As for a certain badger, he was asked to stay on the boat, and when Gu Laosan fully learned, he would be taken by him, the "master", to play together.
However, if Wang Ping was really so obedient on the surface, Gu Laosan would not be so unethical. Here, Ennis took Gu Lang into the water, and a certain badger plunged into the sea with a fierce son, and opened a little distance from a salted fish, and looked at it underwater.
This stretch of coastline is a diving destination, with clear water and more importantly, shallow enough to keep the view bright. Wang Ping can even see corals and swimming fish on the bottom of the sea.
Scuba is not very useful for a badger, but Wang Ping is quite satisfied with his mask. There is no skin clinging, just pressing the hair on the face, and there is no water in. Now you don't have to worry about the pain in your eyes after being soaked in seawater.
Underwater, Ennis helped Gu Lang to make adaptive movements, and when he inadvertently turned his head, he saw the lifeguards who entered the water together pointing in one direction, and at a glance, his eyes were straight.
I saw a certain badger wearing a mask and a gas cylinder and wearing tight small clothes, swimming in the water less than three meters away from several people, and the tail and flippers behind him were swinging together. It's like having a TV in front of you, which was just a science and education channel, and in a blink of an eye, it has become a cartoon.
Gu Laosan also saw the figure of a certain badger, and suddenly grinned, and a large string of bubbles appeared. Then he jumped forward, and swam straight towards a badger.
“Σ(?▃?) !”
Ennis reached out to stop it, but was almost slapped in the face by someone's flippers. In a hurry, a professional diving instructor actually choked on his saliva, and his face turned green.
Raising his hand and pointing at the man and the badger, Ennis viciously waved a "×" with his arms. The lifeguard made an "ok" gesture and chased after Gu Lang and a certain badger.