Chapter Fifty-Eight, Two Retards!
At the invitation of the "warm" statement, Tang Dahai and Xie Yujie also sat down. Four people put together a table.
After the nouveau riche Tang Dahai sat down, he immediately expressed his dissatisfaction with the stinginess of the statement, pointed to the steak and the plate of vegetable salad that were only a small piece left on the table, and said, "Director Chen, you just invite your cousin to eat this? It's too stingy, isn't it?Cousin, the sirloin steak in this restaurant is good...... Shall I invite you to sirloin?"
"A 100-gram serving of fried steak has a total calorie of 131 calories, and each serving of sirloin steak in this restaurant weighs about 250 grams, and with some small side dishes, the total calories of a sirloin steak are 500 to 600 grams. Kong Xi said casually: "I'm afraid of fat." I didn't eat it. β
"Then I'll treat you to lobster?"
"Lobsters have ninety calories per 100 grams. It's nothing, the point is that the fat content in it is 18.9. Easier to get fat. β
"Then a sea cucumber?"
"The calories per 100 grams of sea cucumber are 78 kcal, and the fat is 16.5 ......"
"Much lower than steak and lobster. Tang Dahai said.
"That's right. Kong Xi nodded. "But it's still easy to get fat. β
β......β
Tang Dahai looked helpless, looked at Xie Yujie, and asked, "What does Yujie want to eat?"
"Vegetable salad. Xie Yujie said.
β......β
There is money and no place to spend it, which is much more uncomfortable than walking at night in brocade.
Tang Dahai was very unwilling to order a steak and a seafood soup for himself, and ordered a vegetable salad for Xie Yujie. Seeing that the bottle of red wine opened by the statement and Kong Xi was almost finished, he asked the restaurant manager to open a bottle of 05-year-old Latour.
After ordering the meal, Tang Dashao looked at the statement with a smile, then looked at Kong Xi, and asked, "Why did the statement make an appointment with my cousin to eat here?"
"Because the stuff here is delicious. Kong Xi replied, "Could it be that Mr. Tang came here because the dishes in this restaurant are more expensive?"
"Nima ......" Tang Dashao was almost about to turn his face with someone.
I did have this in mind, so don't you expose it to me in front of everyone, right?
"My cousin was right. Xie Yujie looked expressionless and said, "Mr. Tang is indeed here for this reason. He blew all the way on the road, saying that this was the highest-ranked steakhouse in Quanhua City, with an average of 1,500 yuan per person. What's wrong with one thousand and five? A big table of people can't buy this HermΓ¨s bag in my hand. β
"Not exactly. Major Tang shook off the napkin, stuffed it on his chest, and said, "I have brought the girl here to eat a few times before, and I think the steak in this house is really authentic." When you can't think of what to eat, come here for a steak. After all, the choice without a choice is the best choice. β
"It seems that the family conditions of the sea must be very good?"
"It's a good idea, a little business at home. Tang Dashao said quite reservedly, but the expression on his face was "Lao Tzu is an upstart" and "Ask me what my family does".
"No wonder. Kong Xi nodded and said, "If there is no small business at home, it will be difficult for the sea to make such a choice when there is no choice, right?"
"Hahaha......" Tang Dahai smiled awkwardly. was once again stabbed in the chest by Kong Xi's knife, if it weren't for his mother's secret subsidy, how could his little income be enough for him to take a girl to eat and drink like this all day long?
Kong Xi looked at the statement and Tang Dahai with a smile and asked, "You two have been friends for many years?"
"Isn't it?" Tang Dahai said with a smile: "Not only a good friend, but also a good brother." My life was saved by statements. β
"Oh. Is there such a thing?" Kong Xi blinked, looked at the statement and said, "I'm really curious." β
"It's a long story. Tang Dahai raised his glass and said, "Come, I propose to have a drink for the four of us for this fateful encounter." β
"Okay. Kong Xi readily agreed, and also raised his glass.
It doesn't matter if you state it, Kong Xi is your friend, and Tang Dashao is your friend, isn't it a happy thing for everyone to have a glass of wine together?
Xie Yujie has always kept a straight face, and when others raise a glass, she can only follow suit.
After everyone drank the wine in the cup, Tang Dahai began to tell his story, saying, "My encounter with the statement was also fate......"
"Are there really a lot of people you are destined for?" Xie Yujie couldn't help but sneer.
"Not really. Tang Da Shao smirked. "Especially the girls, one by one is beautiful. Tut-tut, that chest, that leg, and that waistline...... Alas, it's absolutely absolute. β
"This Mr. Tang doesn't need to show off, the whole flower city knows about your little affair. β
"Really?" Tang Dahai was excited, looked at Kong Xi and asked, "Does my cousin know?"
Kong Xi looked at Tang Dahai with a smile and asked, "Do you want me to know or not?"
"Yes. You have to know. Go back and let the statement tell you well. Tang Dahai glanced at the statement, glanced at him, and motioned for you to speak out quickly. How can you say that you can forget what you promised to do well?
The statement was helpless, so he had to say: "The sea is very attractive to girls." I've seen him change girlfriends several times. β
"Really, right?" Tang Dahai looked smug and said, "This is not me bragging, the girlfriends I have had, not one hundred but eighty." On average, I change three girlfriends a month and more than 30 a year...... It's more than thirty, right? Statement, you're better at math than me, and you're smarter than me, do you remember the exact numbers?"
"I guess I remember...... About six or seven in a Chinese New Year's Eve?"
"Look, I'll just say you're smarter than me. Plus Li Ruyi, you are the smartest of the three of us, and your mind is also the most active. However, you are good at everything, but you are too obsessed with emotional matters and too serious...... The more you take them seriously, the less they take you seriously. β
"Think about it, you have lived so long, you have been in love once, are you at a loss? You spoiled her as a little princess, she wants the stars in the sky, and you can't wait to climb up and pick them off for her. In the end, I dumped you because my girlfriend loves vanity. Tell me about you...... This must be changed. Be sure to learn from your brother. I'll introduce you to a few good ones later. Pick whatever you want. The last time we drank together...... And Kiki, they all like you. I'm still looking for me to ask for your WeChat ID. β
β...... Has there ever been such a thing?" said with a wry smile. Big brother, your acting skills are too exaggerated, aren't you?
"Yes, don't you believe it?" Tang Dahai immediately grabbed his mobile phone, and after rummaging for a while, he said regretfully: "I can't find it, I deleted it." The girl I like likes other men, who can stand this? β
"You've done me a great favor. The statement said.
Kong Xi looked at Tang Dahai with a pair of shining eyes, smiled like a cunning little fox, and asked, "Is the statement very popular with girls?"
"Of course. It's not me blowing with you, although this person seems to be gentle, he sits there silently, and he never takes the initiative to talk to girls. However, I don't know what's going on, he's like a light in the crowd...... Wherever he sits, the girl's eyes will be attracted by the light, and then she can't help but get closer. β
"Yo, is it so powerful?" Kong Xi winked at the statement and said, "I'm afraid it's Buddha light, right?"
"Don't listen to the nonsense of the sea. The statement was hastened to deny. "Where am I so good?"
"Don't believe me. The statement said that he was not powerful, and that was because the bystanders were clear and the authorities were confused. Tang Dahai looked serious and serious, looked at Kong Xi and said, "State this person, admit death." If you identify a person, you will be kind to people with all your heart. This is true for friends, but it is also true for lovers. I've seen that girlfriend before, and from my point of view, it's not worth stating at all. But what about the statement, it still spoiled her to heaven...... As a result, I didn't expect her to really go to heaven. β
"I have nothing to say to my friends, not to mention that I am willing to go to the soup for my friends and stick a knife in both sides...... He saved my life for me, the cold and biting river, he didn't even frown, he jumped in with a plop, smashed the car window and pulled me out...... Without him, my life would have been gone. You can't see the current soup sea. β
"That's really a harm for the people. Xie Yujie rolled her eyes.
"Why did you fall into the river?" Kong Xi asked.
That's a good question. Tang Dahai said: "It's not because I took a girl to drink, but I drank too much, and that girl didn't want to go with me, my room is open, if you don't go with me, where will I put my face? But that was what happened when I was younger, and now that I'm older, I don't drink so much, and I don't have any more girls who don't want to go with me. β
"It's growing fast. β
"Isn't it?" Tang Dahai raised his glass again and said, "Come on, come on, salute our young frivolity." β
Kong Xi picked up the wine glass again and touched a glass with Tang Dahai, and then drank it all.
Xie Yujie felt that Tang Dahai was too embarrassing, so she sat there and didn't move, and she was even more reluctant to drink.
Kong Xi stood up and said, "I'll go to the bathroom." β
"I'll go too. Xie Yujie picked up the bag and said.
Kong Xi smiled and said, "Okay." Sister Xie and I are companions. β
The two entered the bathroom together, Kong Xi stood in front of the mirror to touch up her makeup, and Xie Yujie turned on the faucet to wash her hands.
Whoa......
The water was murmuring, and there was no murmur other than that.
After a long time, Xie Yujie couldn't help but say out loud: "Could it be two mentally retarded?"
Kong Xi pursed his red lips and said to the charming face in the mirror, "Who said it wasn't?"