Chapter 435: You wait for Lao Han, he'll be here
Gu Xianyu squinted his eyes and thought back to the idol dramas he had watched, and it seemed that the male and female protagonists were progressing so fast.
Art comes from life.
He lowered his head and leaned over quietly, his arms propped up to the ground. However, as soon as it came into contact, a salted fish couldn't help but snort in pain. Last night, because he roasted a certain badger's fish, his arm was almost tornized by the fried guy, and he still has a faint pain.
Getting up and rubbing his wrist, someone simply changed direction, supported the ground with his other hand, and leaned over to Wang An's face.
Wang Andai frowned slightly, and suddenly a shark went straight to her eyes in her sleep, only to feel a fishy smell coming to her face, and then there was an awkward feeling between her eyebrows, and the shark's bloody mouth was already close at hand.
"Hoo ......"
Wang An woke up, and as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw that something was about to hit her face.
"it!"
"Bang!"
The white little hand punched someone's eyes, Gu Laosan raised his head in pain, covered his eyes and sat on the ground. Someone in front of him was stiffened by a carp, but because he was wrapped in a sleeping bag, he made a wave on the spot and fell back.
Probably haven't woken up yet, and are only acting on their subconscious. Wang An didn't even realize what the pain in his feet was, so he rolled directly to Gu Lang's side on the ground, twisted his arm, and pressed his neck to the ground.
"Ahhh
"I was wrong! An'an, I don't dare anymore!"
Originally, this arm was twisted by a certain badger last night, and now that Wang An is twisted like this, Gu Laosan's tears are about to hurt, and he hurriedly shouted for mercy. However, the small hand behind him was like an iron hoop, holding his neck tightly, so that someone didn't even have room to struggle.
Wang An was still curled up in his sleeping bag with his legs at this time, like a long and crippled mermaid, relying on Gu Lang's arm to support his body. As his mind cleared up, his sleepy-eyed expression began to become confused.
Why does this product that I press look like Gu Laosan? It's just ...... Gu Laosan is so hard-hearted?
"Ahhhh...h My arm is going to break!"
"Boss, where are you, come and save me!"
In the cave, a salted fish is still crying.
Wang An's puzzled expression lasted less than two minutes, and then he suddenly removed the earbuds. The cry that caught her ears at that moment was almost shattering her three views.
When the wolf Xiaosi returned to the cave with a certain badger that was wet and exuding a good smell of skin, what he saw was Gu Laosan, whose eyes were inexplicably swollen, squatting in the corner with one arm around him and sniffling. Wang An squatted beside him with a wry smile, as if explaining something.
"What's the trouble?"
Wang Ping scratched his head, this scene for Mao looks weird......? Gu Xianyu was wheeled with rice?
A certain badger looked at his sister suspiciously, with a strange hairy face.
Not what I thought it would be, right?
In the woods, a sloth has been shaved off the top of its head, and a tree trunk is clutched with a blank expression. One front paw was raised in the air for a long time without moving, as if thinking about whether it should be up or down at this time.
When they received the call from Lao Hantou, it was already close to noon, and Gu Lang and Wang An had just walked to the winding mountain road outside the abandoned campsite that they were supposed to arrive at yesterday.
The distance on the map is only 5 kilometers, and when I really walked up, I found that these 5 kilometers were simply "frightening step by step".
Walking southwest from the cave where I had slept last night, the terrain suddenly lowered, and in some places there were even faults several meters high. Wang An had already broken his foot, and the downhill was more difficult than the uphill. And Gu Laosan recently "broken" his arm, which is simply a cripple.
Even if Wang Ping was unhappy at this time, he could only watch the two of them help each other together and walk down the mountain leisurely.
Although it is difficult to see the exact terrain due to the dense forest, it can be seen from the previous map that it is not really descending the mountain, but just passing through a valley with a road passing through it.
Looking at the fence net surrounded by weeds and vines on the east side, the two of them didn't wait to catch their breath, and the mobile phone in their backpack suddenly rang.
Gu Laosan flipped out his mobile phone and saw an unfamiliar number marked as a "black car driver" by 500 people, so he hung up immediately without thinking about it. Probably because the farm on the west side of the road exit has a signal base station, so as soon as the two came to the road, the mobile phone signal was restored.
The network connecting to the live broadcast room was interrupted due to the phone call and turned into a black screen. Then, less than two minutes later, the screen lit up again. Netizens were curious about what was going on, and at the same time scolded the spicy chicken and the fish, and the coffee of the angry channel manager almost spilled.
The wolf Xiaosi, who was running in front of the two, was tired of walking, and when he saw the two stop, he lay on the road and stuck out his tongue and panted. That kind of exaggerated facial expression, a certain hyena that had been running with a badger for a day and a night was not so exaggerated, which made Wang Ping wonder where this thing might have learned to act.
At this time, the hair on the body of a badger was naturally dried, and the strands were stuck together, which looked a little down. However, no matter how much speculation was made in the live broadcast room, he didn't plan to explain why he ran to bathe in the icy stream early in the morning.
The picture in the live broadcast room flashed, and I just saw Gu Laosan fiddling with his mobile phone from the perspective of a badger's head, and then the screen went black again.
Gu Lang looked at the "black car driver" who called again on the screen, sighed, and could only pick it up helplessly.
"You're kind of answering the phone, listen to me......"
Lao Han's excited voice came from the mobile phone, and before he could finish speaking, he saw that Gu Laosan suddenly squinted his eyes, hung up the phone with a dark face, and then dragged the number into the small black room.
"Who called, is there something wrong?" Wang An asked when he saw that someone's face was wrong.
"Oh, it's fine. A shameless guy, he always wants to fool the boss into being a police dog for him, don't pay attention to him!" Gu Lang said indifferently.
A certain badger on the side pricked up his ears, and the badger's face was puzzled, "What's wrong with Old Han?"
Holsgap, the old Han man sitting in a taxi listened to the busy sound on the phone, and he couldn't wait to squirt out a mouthful of old blood, and the fingertips of the fingers holding the phone began to turn white because they were too hard.
"Hey, hey, buddy, be careful, my phone is new!" A certain driver next to the old Han Tou shouted with a distressed face: "Anyway, where are we going, have you asked clearly?"
Old Han said in his heart, he didn't let me finish what the bastard said, how do I know where he is now. But a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I suddenly thought of a solution.
took out his mobile phone and clicked on the fish, and entered Gu Lang's live broadcast room, Han Daxia pointed to the background of the two people on the screen and asked, "Do you know where this is?"
"This is ......" the driver frowned, the background on the phone looked familiar. At this time, Gu Lang got up and looked around, and a rusty sign vaguely appeared on the screen.
"Zoom in on ......"
A certain driver instructed Han Daxia to adjust the clarity, looked at the vague sign for a long time, and then shook his head and said, "Dude, if you go there...... emmm, gotta add money!"
"Walter?"
Old Han Tou looked at the serious Australian uncle, and suddenly had a feeling of sitting in a black car.
"Ahem...... That, how much more?" A certain Han swallowed and clenched his wallet with one hand.
On the other side, seeing that it was approaching noon, Gu Lang and Wang An were tired, so they simply decided to go to the campsite to have lunch first and rest before leaving. At this time, the live broadcast was interrupted again, but it was Chen Bai who called again. The first sentence of a channel manager made Gu Lang stunned on the spot.
"Gu Lang, you guys stay there for a while, wait for the Han team, he will be there ...... one hit."