Chapter 19: My Name Is Liu Nan......
Tang Yueyue took advantage of the noon time to go to the counselor.
Lan Yuchen had nothing to do, so he simply went back to the dormitory.
Except for Zhou Zhou, everyone else in the dormitory was there.
Seeing Lan Yuchen come back, Liu Nan, who was playing with his mobile phone, turned around and didn't look at him, and scolded in his mouth!
The others took one look at him and went their separate ways!
Lan Yuchen felt bored, so he simply lay on the bed and flipped up his mobile phone, he didn't sleep well last night, but he made up for it this morning, at this time, he was not sleepy, he simply took out his mobile phone and played Snake - this is also the only two games that he can play in his mobile phone with archaeological value.
There is also a game of pushing the grid, but as a college student in the new era, Lan Yuchen feels that it is a little too difficult, the first few levels are fine, and he doubts the rationality of this game in the back.
"Hey......" Suddenly, Wang Yong over there sighed.
Immediately afterwards, Konka also sighed, and then like an infection, the others also sighed one after another!
In the end, Lan Yuchen, who didn't hiccup, looked a little different.
"Damn, you grandsons have eaten too much fucking or what......" Lan Yuchen turned over, picked out a cigarette and lit it and asked.
"I'm afraid it's just that you have a big heart, you slept for a long time in the morning, and the squad leader gave you cover and ......ask for leave," Wang Yong said very sourly.
"Damn, don't talk about what you don't have...... What the hell is going on, one by one it is the same as being destroyed by a woman a hundred times!" Lan Yuchen said angrily.
"Who still sighs with that good thing, we are going to military training in the next two days...... I finally chose a goal, and this time I had to postpone my single life for a month...... A month, what kind of military training is this horse-riding? Other schools are a week, a month's ......" Liu Nan shook his head and said very helplessly. This guy is full of thoughts, since there is no chance in Tang Yueyue, he is not ready to hang himself on a tree, and he chose Yang Shanshan, who is good-looking in the class.
However, when it comes to military training, they have to go to a military base not close to each other for training, and they don't know what the situation will be at that time, and maybe they won't be able to see each other for a month. And when they meet again, they are all tanned into black charcoal, which will greatly reduce his appearance, thus affecting his normal performance.
You know, our brother Liu is a person who cares about details!
Ding Ning, on the other hand, has some military complexes and is still full of yearning for military training. But he also encountered the same knot as Liu Nan, he was also chasing a girl named Bai Susu in the class, and in front of the military complex and the love of children, he was also a little inclined to the latter.
As for those two goods, one is a complete black-bellied otaku, and the other is a nerd, this kind of manual labor is a kind of torment for them!
"Since you don't want to go, it's better not to go!" Lan Yuchen felt that it was time to pretend.
", you go to college is your home, you can go to military training if you want to, and if you don't want to go, you won't go?" Liu Nan has a lot of opinions about Lan Yuchen, not only that this guy robbed the most beautiful girl in the class, but also that he was stealing his limelight all the time.
In the industry of pretending to be forced, he can be regarded as a standout, and he will be the existence of Ling, but he didn't expect that there are people outside the sky......
However, as a master, he has his own pride, and he has several floors of power in the pretending industry, so how can he easily admit defeat?
The literati are light, and they are also forcing the king to be light.
"Isn't it? The school is my home, and the teacher has taught us since childhood. Therefore, if you want to go for military training, you can go, and if you don't want to go, you won't go...... Do you still have to ask for leave when you go home" Lan Yuchen quickly shook off the burden as a teaser.
Although it was very refreshing to say this, I felt a little sad in my heart, as if I really wanted to go home, and I had to apply to the Empress Dowager Xiao......
Not approved yet!
And as a good compliment, Liu Nan really picked up the stalk smoothly. "Damn, if you don't pretend to be forced, you'll die? If you don't go to class or sleep, that's our department's own business, but this is military training, and it's all officers from outside, so it's strange if you don't go, and the school doesn't trouble you......"
"If the school is my home, then the counselor or the homeroom teacher is our parents, I don't believe I won't go, they can really give me a demerit!"
"Damn, the school is your home...... Do you really think that the school is your family's? stepping on a horse, it's not a situation where the sky is falling, and you can't even ask for leave!" Liu Nan said disdainfully. This guy has been hit by Lan Yuchen and turned into a bar spirit, as long as Lan Yuchen said it, he has to lift the bar.
"Do you dare to bet? How about we bet again this time? If I go to ask for leave and ask for it, you will lose me another 10,000 yuan, if I can't ask for it, then I will give you the money that won you last time......" Lan Yuchen knew that it was time for Tu Poor Dagger to see.
", Nima is losing money?" Liu Nan won't be fooled, this guy is bad, since he wants to gamble, it must be bad!
But at this time, the school's radio suddenly came: "Urgent notice, urgent notice, the military training scheduled for two days later has been adjusted to ......tomorrow for special reasons."
As soon as he heard the news, Liu Nan jumped up all of a sudden!
"Bet, Lao Tzu bet with you, 10,000, no, Lao Tzu bet 20,000 with you, do you dare to bet?" If there is time, then maybe this grandson can really make some moths, but it's tomorrow, that is to say, there is still half a day, even if this dog thing goes to the hospital now to get any certificate, it's too late!
"Oh! The manly husband is out of his word, and the horse is hard to chase!" Lan Yuchen clapped his hands and sat up from the bed.
", why do I feel like I've fallen into your trap, isn't there something wrong with you stepping on a horse, right?
"Fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu eats so fragrantly, and he's healthy......" Lan Yuchen said angrily. "Lao Tzu just doesn't want to go, so he won't go, willful!"
"Okay, your uncle, Lao Tzu really doesn't believe in evil! If you really can't be punished behind your back, Lao Tzu will admit it!" Liu Nan thought for a while and said. Riding a horse, he really doesn't believe that anyone will skip military training for 20,000 yuan!
According to his understanding, the military training of their Luda University is extremely strict, and if there is a situation such as absenteeism, it will be directly punished, criticized and criticized, and in serious cases, it may be directly expelled!
Of course, if you skip a class, then at most the instructor will punish it, and if you run away for too long, it will not only be a matter of reporting criticism and punishment, but also continuing military training with the freshman next year!
"Back punishment? Lao Tzu is a good socialist young man, is it necessary to carry the punishment in order to bet with you?" That is really a hole in the head!" Lan Yuchen looked at the mobile phone in his hand and said slowly: "I just thought, do you need to change your mobile phone, it's not very convenient to have WeChat!"
"Fuck it, if you don't pretend to force you, will you die?" in the end, I don't know who regrets it!" Liu Nan said unconvincedly. Since last night, this dog, the day has been with him, this morning he slept in the school all morning, and just went to the cafeteria to eat at noon, he didn't believe that he had time to go to the hospital to do anything proof!
Judging from the behavior of smashing the car last night, the body of this animal is absolutely fine!
Therefore, Liu Nan is very confident that he will not lose!
"That's it, the one who stepped on the horse, I slept in the class in the morning and sweated, Lao Tzu went to take a shower......" Lan Yuchen stood up happily, and didn't care about the chicken and duck who was already very emotional, threw it on the bed, took a change of clothes and went into the bathroom!
Listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, Liu Nan felt more and more like he had jumped into a pit dug by Lan Yuchen.
It's a strange feeling, it's like the last time I made a bet with him, no matter what aspect or detail, he is sure to win!
But in the end, I lost!
At that time, I obviously thought that I could win, but my heart was still a little empty!
That's how it feels now!
"Hey, Brother Liu, what do you think Lao Lan is doing? Is it really poor and crazy, and he doesn't even care about punishment for money? It's all at this time, don't even think about having a chance to ask for leave......" Wang Yong said to Liu Nan.
"How the fuck do I know, but I really don't believe it, I lost like this!" Thinking like this, Liu Nan looked at the bathroom and stood up!
I walked over with my slippers in my slippers, and when I arrived at the door of the sanitary napkin, I slapped it a few times!
"Who, can't wait a while, Lao Tzu bathing in mud!" Lan Yuchen's voice came from inside!
"Hurry up, Lao Lan, open the door, I want a large size if I eat a bad stomach at noon, I'm about to have diarrhea......" Liu Nan held the door frame with one hand, and said eagerly in his voice.
"Day!" Lan Yuchen inside scolded, but still opened the door, everyone is a man, and it doesn't matter if people are in a hurry to let him in at this time.
"Damn, Lao Lan, I can't see it, your face is very dark, your body is so white, it's the same as a fucking girl......" As a result, as soon as he entered the bathroom, Liu Nan didn't go straight to the toilet, but looked at Lan Yuchen's body carefully!
"My Nima......" Lan Yuchen hurriedly covered his key parts with both hands, looked at Liu Nan and said: "Lao Tzu likes women, hurry up and get out, dare to come over again, do you believe Lao Tzu kicking him?"
Day and night, it is difficult to prevent thieves, I debunked Wang Yong's disguise, I didn't expect that Liu Nan's dog thing was so good!
"Uncle last year, what is a man doing when he steps on a horse so white and tender, Lao Tzu is not even in the mood to go to the toilet, you wash it slowly, Lao Tzu will not pull!" Liu Nan finished speaking, turned around and walked out again!
"Disgusting thing!" Lan Yuchen saw him go out, and hurriedly closed the bathroom door.
Sure enough, it was still me who told me that it was right, boys are outside, you must protect yourself!
Because not only the opposite sex will eyeing you, but even the brothers around you will covet your body!
After Liu Nan came out, his heart was a lot more stable, and there was indeed no obvious disability on this guy's body, which did not affect the military training...... It's just that the ass is really white!
Not long after taking a shower, it was almost time for class, and there was only one English class after class, but everyone else in the dormitory was neatly ready to go to class!
Even Zhou Zhou, who came back later, was constantly washing his pimple face with soap over and over again!
What's going on?
Isn't that right?
Seeing the doubts in the eyes of Lan Yuchen, who left last, Zhou Zhou kindly reminded him.
I made a decision this morning that I must learn English well throughout my college years......
"Is it so powerful?" Lan Yuchen suddenly found that he seemed to be abandoned, and everyone who stepped on the horse worked hard, and he seemed to be a waste of wood!
Thinking like this, he couldn't sleep anymore, so he simply lit a cigarette and walked to the class empty-handed!
What made Lan Yuchen feel even more guilty was that after arriving in the class, the whole class was in a very high mood, holding English books one by one, sitting upright, and they all seemed very serious!
Angry and solemn, a little weird......
No, I can't do it!
The position in the back corner seemed to be reserved for him, he walked straight over and sat down, he attracted a lot of attention along the way, but Lan Yuchen didn't care at all, take the road, let those dogs see!
The strange anger made Lan Yuchen very uncomfortable, even a master like Zhou Zhou held an English book, staring ahead, as if he was holding some solemn ceremony, and was particularly pious—if he hadn't noticed that his English book had been taken down, he would have thought he was a good student who was obedient and obedient.
"It's all nerves!Lao Tzu should go to sleep!" Lan Yuchen muttered, and simply continued to sleep on the table,
Tang Yueyue hasn't come yet, I hope she won't sit next to me later!
If you want to say when is the most comfortable time to sleep, it is definitely this time of day, and soon Lan Yuchen became confused.
The classroom was already quiet and terrifying, which accelerated Lan Yuchen's falling asleep even faster.
In a daze, he felt someone sitting next to him. It is accompanied by a faint fragrance.
This scent smells pleasant and should not belong to some kind of floral scent.
Lan Yuchen has always felt that every woman has her own unique fragrance, and this fragrance definitely does not belong to Tang Yueyue.
The fragrance on Tang Yueyue's body is very tranquil, and there is an indescribable aura.
Then, Lan Yuchen felt the other party pat him on the shoulder.
Disrupting people's dreams is definitely a particularly immoral behavior, as a good college student in the new era of justice, Lan Yuchen decided to turn a deaf ear to this behavior, making her feel ashamed of her behavior and give up automatically.
But this person is really faceless and skinless, and he doesn't know any shame, so he shoots it hard!
There was no way, Lan Yuchen had to rub his mouth and raise his head, and then he saw a handsome face and black and silky hair.
"You're sick ...... horse"
Hey?
Does this look like a fucking child?
Halfway through his words, Lan Yuchen hurriedly stopped it......
Lan Yuchen felt that he must still be asleep, this appearance obviously belonged to the same level as Tang Yueyue?
Do they have one in their class?
Quickly pulled his head away, only to see that the woman was wearing a professional suit, and even Lan Yuchen accidentally saw that she was still wearing a black ...... Silk......
Can students in this university dress so old-fashioned?
Although the beautiful legs of black silk were very tempting once upon a time, and even had a certain temptation in special circumstances, in Lan Yuchen's opinion, wearing it like this now is simply old-fashioned to the point of losing teeth!
"Classmate, have you gone to the wrong class?" Lan Yuchen felt a little empty in his heart. That's not right, there is absolutely no classmate in my class who looks like this and dresses so old-fashioned!
"That's right!" the woman said as she stared at Lan Yuchen.
Absolutely unequivocal!
"Then why haven't I seen you?" Lan Yuchen was very sure that this girl was definitely not from their class, because if there were, Liu Nan's animal would definitely not say it.
"Life is not lacking in beauty, just because your eyes are always sleeping......" said the woman, flipping through the book in front of her.
"Eldest sister, that's not what you say, life is not lacking in beauty, what is missing is the eyes that find beauty, this is the original words!" Lan Yuchen said with a sigh of relief, and thought he was quite humorous. "You're beautiful, but you're so vulgar...... It's not good, it's too mature...... Moreover, black silk has high requirements for the leg shape, if the leg shape is not good, it looks like two long lotus roots wrapped in silt...... Couldn't be cute enough......"
He had just woken up, his head was a little unconscious, and when he saw the flower girl, he habitually owed his mouth......
After saying what he thought was humorous, Lan Yuchen began to get angry when he saw the woman's expression. But he didn't care at all, picking up a girl, not necessarily licking the dog at first impression, it can make her angry, and it is also a method.
This is the trick of the thirty-six strategies of love, and Lan Yuchen generally does not spread it!
"I think you should wear it normally next time, do you see our squad leader? Just wear it like that, it looks young and cute...... If you wear it like that, you will have a chance to keep up with the squad leader......" Lan Yuchen said this, and saw Tang Yueyue belatedly walked in!
After she glanced around the door, she saw Lan Yuchen and the girl sitting next to him, and walked over.
"See, dress up like this, you are definitely a strong contender for the school flower!" Lan Yuchen covered his mouth and whispered.
"Classmate, you have a lot of humor...... Can you tell me your name?" the woman finally spoke!
Lan Yuchen was just about to report his name, Tang Yueyue had already arrived and shouted softly: "Teacher Han, why are you sitting here?"
Lan Yuchen's face suddenly turned into an insole face, it was really the kind of face that he wore with an insoles.
The woman stood up, chuckled, and said, "I'm early, so I'm here to talk to this classmate...... By the way, I don't know your name yet?"
Don't you smile......
There is a knife hidden in the smile!
Lan Yuchen plucked the cold in his heart!
"I, my name is Liu Nan...... The willow of the willow, the south of the south...... I'm sorry teacher, I didn't know you were a teacher......".
When he said that he was Liu Nan, his voice was very low, and he seemed very guilty and scared......
"Okay, I remember you!" the woman said, and then took the book and left!