Chapter Twenty-Seven: Fooling Around
Under the personal supervision of Hu Sanyuan, the project of finding water and drilling wells in the hills of Xianshan County has finally entered the final acceptance stage.
According to the requirements of the implementation plan of the provincial hill water drilling project, after the completion of the project, it is necessary to pass the review of the county-level project acceptance team, and then report to the city-level project acceptance team for review, and finally report to the county finance bureau.
First of all, it is necessary to pass the preliminary examination at the county level. And the county-level acceptance, for Hu Sanyuan, is simply Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts - a piece of cake. Because Hu Sanyuan is the deputy leader of the county acceptance team and the director of the office.
In order to facilitate the operation, Hu Sanyuan drafted an implementation plan for the acceptance of the hill water drilling project in Xianshan County in advance, and set up a leading group for the audit and acceptance of the hill water drilling project with Wan Guozhong, deputy county magistrate Wan Guozhong as the team leader, Hu Sanyuan as the deputy leader, the head of the Agricultural Development Office, the Finance Bureau, the Water Conservancy Bureau and other departments and two experts as members. Hu Sanyuan is also the director of the office.
The plan was quickly approved by the county.
In this way, the acceptance of the entire hill water drilling project is under his control of Hu Sanyuan.
Although everything is under Hu Sanyuan's control, he does not dare to relax in the slightest. After all, being a thief is weak-hearted.
He was thinking that he had to come up with a foolproof solution. It can not only make the acceptance team satisfied, but also not let the acceptance team see any flaws. So, how can you get away with it? Then there is only the idea that the acceptance team will not be so serious.
But how can we let the acceptance team complete the acceptance task in a hurry? Then the only way to compress the time is to let the acceptance team not have so much time to see all the 18 wells.
So Hu Sanyuan decided to arrange the acceptance time in the afternoon. Just use this afternoon, and if you are tight, you may not be able to see these eighteen wells. If you can delay as much time as possible in the middle link, and then let the vehicle run slower, not to mention the eighteen wells, maybe you can't even see the ten new wells, and then you should go back to the hotel for dinner. Therefore, there is no need to look at the rest anymore. As long as they can sign the acceptance form, it's done.
For the sake of insurance, Hu Sanyuan called Yan Wei to the office again and made specific arrangements.
"You immediately devise a driving route. Remember, only the acceptance team can see the new well. The road must be slow, and every time you get the idea of a well, delay it for a while. After seeing the new well, no matter the time is morning or evening, there is no need to ask, just take the leaders back to the hotel for dinner. Everything else is up to me to explain to them. ”
"Don't worry, sir. Guaranteed completion of the task. ”
After Yan Wei left, Hu Sanyuan breathed a sigh of relief. I thought to myself, this time there should be no problem!
A wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts.
Although Hu Sanyuan did a lot of preparatory work, on the day of on-site acceptance, there was still a small episode, and it was almost all exposed.
In the beginning, the acceptance work was very smooth. Yan Wei and Tian Hao led the way in front, and the acceptance team led by Wan Guozhong followed closely behind in a minibus. Everywhere you go, naturally. The newly drilled machine well basically meets the acceptance standards stipulated by the superiors. Looking further back, it's much the same. Although Hu Sanyuan tried his best to delay the time, everyone still watched faster and faster, and after reading it, they got in the car and waited to leave. No way, it's not half past five in the afternoon, and all the ten newly drilled wells have been seen.
"Okay, everyone has worked very hard today, let's stop looking at it, it's still the same if we look down. Go straight back to the hotel. Hu Sanyuan spoke, signaling Yan Wei to hurry up and lead everyone back.
But on the way back. Because Yan Wei and Tian Hao were not very familiar with the roads in the countryside, they didn't care. It just so happened to lead everyone to a country road that passed by their newly renovated old well.
Sun Bo, deputy director of the Water Resources Bureau, turned his head and saw a machine well room not far from the road on the right.
"Hey, this is also a machine well that was just drilled this year, right?" asked Sun Bo.
"Yes, this is also a new one we played this year. Hu Sanyuan replied.
Hu Sanyuan just replied casually, who knew that Sun Bo was still serious. Sun Bo thought to himself, anyway, in this afternoon, he can watch one more one.
"Walked through, can't be missed. It's just passing, so let's go and have another look?" "Yes, it's only less than half past five, and I won't delay going back to the hotel for dinner." Cai Feng, deputy director of the Finance Bureau, also chimed in.
Hu Sanyuan thought to himself, "Isn't it okay for me to find trouble?" If I say no, won't I just go back and be done?
"County Magistrate Wan, let's go back quickly!" Hu Sanyuan was asking for Wan Guozhong's opinion.
Wan Guozhong saw that everyone wanted to see it again, and the machine well was not far away, so he said to Hu Sanyuan: "Since everyone wants to see it, let's watch the last one." ”
Wan Guozhong didn't know that there was also the inside story of the renovation of the old well. So there is no way to cover up for Hu Sanyuan.
"Then let's go check it out. "Hu Sanyuan is not good at holding on any longer.
Hu Sanyuan hurriedly called Yan Wei and Tian Hao's car in front of him to stop, and immediately guided everyone to the side of the machine well for on-site inspection.
When we got closer, it looked like a newly drilled well, but it was just a new layer of paint on top of the old well house. And the more you look closely, the more loopholes are everywhere, and even the door lock of the machine well room is still rusty and old.
"Is this really a new well drilled this year?" Cai Feng asked in surprise as he walked up to the well room.
"yes, this is the new well that was just drilled this year. Yan Wei hurriedly stood up and replied affirmatively.
"It's a new shaft, yes. Tian Hao also proved it.
As soon as Cai Feng heard that Yan San and Tian Haofei were newly beaten, he had to further prove his point:
"How is this possible, you see that the unpainted stone at the foot of the wall is old, and if it is a newly built well house, there should be new traces of sand and ash, not to mention traces of sand and ash, even the grass has grown under the base of the wall. Look at the lock on the well house, what year was it installed?"
Hu Sanyuan came to see that there was really no reason to quibble. You can't see anything from a distance, but when you get to the front, you can really see at a glance that it doesn't look like a newly dug well, and there are too many flaws that haven't been concealed. scolded in his heart, Yan Wei, how can you take care of it? I also blame Tian Hao, this kid is too careless. But on this occasion, he can't get angry, and won't all the anger be exposed?
Or Hu Sanyuan reacted quickly. Quickly explained:
"No, no. This is certainly not a newly drilled well. Yan Wei, you must be mistaken, I remember that the last time you brought me to Li Village, this is Wangzhuang, so who looks at it doesn't look like a newly built machine well. ”
Hu Sanyuan gave Yan Wei a look as he spoke.
"Could it be that I really remembered it wrong?" Yan Wei said to himself, and was about to argue, when he saw the look in Hu Sanyuan's handover and immediately understood. Hurriedly pretending to look at Wangzhuang first, and then at another village in the distance, then patted his head and immediately corrected: "I really remember wrong! Director Hu remembered correctly, the newly drilled machine well was in the village in front, Li Village." I'm sorry, but this is really not a new well, I'm really embarrassed!"
Hu Sanyuan knew in his heart that he had finished reading all the ten newly drilled wells. Further down, all of them are old wells renovated. If it's as full of loopholes as you just saw, then you're going to lose your crotch. No, I can't look at any more, and I must hurry up and withdraw my troops.
"Okay, everyone has looked at the newly drilled machine well ten times today, and they are tired for a long time. The other eight eyes, exactly the same as what we saw earlier, are all the work done by Tian Hao of this Lantian drilling company. Don't delay everyone's time any longer. In the evening, I set up a banquet in our Xianshan Hotel to entertain everyone, and there were other gifts. ”
As soon as everyone heard Hu Sanyuan's words, they didn't want to watch it anymore. Although I have some doubts in my heart, it is inconvenient for no one to say more because of the situation.
Wan Guozhong saw that the time was almost up, and immediately announced: "This is the end of the morning acceptance activity, return to the hotel." ”
Back at the hotel, Hu Sanyuan hurriedly held the gift in one hand and the acceptance form in the other. One for one person, one for each person. Soon, all seven members of the acceptance team signed the acceptance form.
So far, the hill water drilling project in Xianshan County has successfully passed the county-level audit and acceptance.