Chapter 956: Shumi-chan, you're going to kill this baby like this!~
In the blink of an eye, more than half a month has passed, and the time is Friday again.
Didan High School, lunch break at noon.
On a lawn somewhere behind the teaching building, Shu Yunwen and Tsukamoto Shumi sat together eating lunch lunch, and Xiaolan and Yuanzi also sat next to them, chatting while eating lunch.
At any time, the garden was full of virtue, and at this time he was tapping his lunch box with chopsticks, and said happily: "Hahaha! It's great! Friday is here again, and I can have two days of fun after the afternoon class......
"Hmm......" Xiaolan stuffed rice into her mouth and turned her head helplessly to look at the garden, "...... Garden, you're really, the summer vacation has just ended, and you want to play every day?"
"Hehe, summer vacation is summer vacation, and weekends are weekends, how can this be mixed up?!~" Yuan Zi was full of words, then looked at Xiaolan and said, "...... That's right, Xiaolan. Officer Shiratori's sister is hosting an engagement reception next Monday night, did your dad get an invitation?"
"Officer Shiratori's sister?" Xiaolan was stunned when she heard this, stretched out her hand and nodded her chin and said, "Well, it seems that I have received ......"
As soon as Xiaolan's voice fell, Shu Yunwen, who was eating, also turned his head and said:
“…… You're talking about Shiratori Sara, right? Speaking of which, I received an invitation from them before, and it was sent a month ago, right?"
Speaking of Shiratori Sara, Shu Yunwen seems to have met at the Suzuki family's drinking party......
"Yes, yes, did you also receive an invitation letter from Lord Yunwen?" Yuan Zi's eyes lit up, "Then let's go together then!" My family can't go to next Monday for other things, so I'm the only one in my house, and if we all go, I won't have to worry about being lonely and bored......"
Shu Yunwen thought for a while, nodded and said, "Hmm...... I should have time next Monday night, so let's go together!By the way, Shumi-chan, are you free next Monday night?
"Hmm......" Shumi Tsukamoto was slightly stunned, then smiled and said, "I should be free......"
Before Tsukamoto finished speaking, Yuan Zi immediately smiled and teased beside him: "Lord Yunwen, you brought Sister Shumei to the engagement party, do you want to learn how to open the engagement party......?"
The garden stopped in the middle of speaking, but Shu Yunwen and Tsukamoto Shumei both understood the meaning of the garden, and Shumei looked at the garden even more angrily:
"Garden!
As Shumei spoke, the hand holding the lunch box squeezed slightly, and the lunch box suddenly "rattled" and deformed.
Shu Yunwen, Yuanzi, and Xiaolan all let out a "uh", and then broke out in a cold sweat, and then Yuanzi wittily changed the topic and said:
“…… Hahaha! Xiaolan, did you just say that Shinichi called you again yesterday?"
"Well, yes!" Xiaolan nodded, then said with a smile, "...... In the past six months, he has basically called me once every two days, which is much more than before...... Well, I thought he would be scared away by me after I beat him up......"
Shu Yunwen listened to Xiaolan's words, and smiled-
In other words, Sister Xiaolan, you are not fighting the washing machine at all, but Kuaidou, how can you scare the washing machine away?
And in Shu Yunwen's opinion, the washing machine has called a lot during this time, and he should be worried that Xiaolan will feel guilty and worried after hitting "Xinyi", so he calls Xiaolan frequently, wanting Xiaolan to relax......
Shu Yunwen was thinking wildly in his heart, and Shumei, who was originally angry, became gossipy, and asked curiously:
"What? Xiaolan, she hit Kudo Shinichi? Why is that?"
"This ......," Lan laughed dryly, then explained, "...... All in all, it was because of some misunderstandings that made me angry, so when I saw Shinichi, I hit him directly in anger and injured him......"
Xiaolan's words fell, and Yuanzi immediately said beside her: "Oh, Xiaolan, don't feel guilty, isn't Xinyi okay! Also, you see that after you beat Xinyi, Xinyi seems to be more inseparable from you now, and even has more phone calls than before! What is the name of the saying? Well...... 'Hitting is kissing, scolding is love'!"
As soon as the garden was talking nonsense, Xiaolan let out an "ah" and blinked: "...... Is there a relationship between that?"
Yuan Zi nodded again and again, with a posture of "I'm an old expert": "Of course it matters! So, you can't be too good to a man, you can fight when you should be beaten, so that he can't do without you even more!"
When the words of the garden fell, Tsukamoto Shumei and Xiaolan were all ignorant, and then Tsukamoto Shumei turned her head to look at Shu Yunwen, thoughtful.
Shu Yunwen, who was eating a bento, suddenly felt furious in his heart, turned his head and looked at his own Shumei-chan staring at his eyes, and there was a black line in his head-
What do you want to do?!You don't believe the joke of the garden, do you?
The so-called "beating is kissing, scolding is love", that is talking about flirting and scolding between lovers, like the garden, the more you fight, the more you can't do it, that is called Stockholm syndrome, that is a disease!
Also, if you really beat us, with your force value, you will kill this baby in minutes, okay?
No, we have to get rid of this kind of idea of counting Mei-chan! Otherwise, we won't have to go to the orthopedic department every once in a while!
The corners of Shu Yunwen's mouth twitched twice, then he turned his head and glanced at Yuanzi, then covered his head and pretended to be sick shamelessly: "Ah...... My head suddenly dizzy......"
"Huh?" Shumi Tsukamoto put down the lunch box with a worried look on her face and asked with concern, "Yun Wen-kun, what's wrong with you?"
"Hmm...... It's nothing, it may be the sequelae left by the vegetative state, it doesn't matter......" Shu Yunwen shook his head and sat up straight, "...... It's just an occasional dizziness, a little problem......"
"What's wrong with this? Doctor Tanaka said a long time ago, in your case, if you feel dizzy frequently, you must pay attention to it, otherwise there will be a big problem with your body!" Tsukamoto Shumei stood up anxiously, grabbed Shu Yunwen's arm, and turned his head to look at Xiaolan and Yuanzi who were in confusion next to him:
"Xiaolan, Yuanzi, I have to accompany Yun Wenjun to the hospital for a check-up now, I won't be in the afternoon class, please help the two of us take a leave!"
"Uh...... Good. ”
Xiaolan and Yuanzi nodded, and Shu Yunwen was speechless: "Hey, hey, Shumei-chan, I don't have anything to do, I don't need to go to the hospital......"
me! Go to the hospital for a check-up?
A former vegetative person like him, who wakes up after a year in a coma, is it troublesome to check, okay?
Blood draws, urine tests, CT scans, etc., etc., are all indispensable, and the treatment is the same as Loriai's guinea pig named Conan!
"How can I not go? I have to go!" Tsukamoto Shumei dragged Shu Yunwen to the school gate, Shu Yunwen looked at Tsukamoto Shumei's serious expression, and looked up at the sky-
Anyway, we just don't want Shumi-chan to listen to Yuanzi's and beat us into Stockholm syndrome patients, so we just pretended to be a sick and weak teenager, why did it end up like this?
Well, I was dragged to the hospital by my girlfriend to be a guinea pig for examination...... This should be the legendary self-inflicted, right?
Sure enough, if you don't die, you won't die, Mr. Lu Xun's famous aphorism is simply too special......