Chapter 14: The Old Mother's Phone
Lan Yuchen is indeed too sleepy, he drank so much wine last night, and he went back so late, which made him feel worse than death when he had no self-control in life.
Even Tang Yueyue was sitting beside him, he was not stunned!
Lao Tzu is not as important as Lao Tzu sleeping!
Lan Yuchen, who had fallen asleep, didn't understand what Tang Yueyue, who was shocked beyond comprehension when he heard his words, would think. He didn't have the slightest psychological burden when he said such rebellious words.
When Lan Yuchen was in high school, he had to skip class to work part-time for living expenses, Lan Yuchen successfully asked for leave on the first day, and on the second day, he was embarrassed to open his mouth and called to complain to the Empress Dowager Xiao, but the Empress Dowager Xiao said directly: "Then you tell your teacher that your mother is dead, and next time there is something bad about asking for leave, you just say it, no, send your son away......
Lan Yuchen's shock at that time was no less than Tang Yueyue now, after all, it was his own mother......
It's just that later he figured it out, as the old saying goes, good people don't live long, and disasters are left for thousands of years, and disasters like his wife don't live for thousands of years, and they are sorry for her kind of scourge!
In fact, Lan Yuchen also understands his mother's fearless and spicy scoundrel. She has a bad family background since she was a child, and there are two older brothers and a younger brother above, her grandmother is very patriarchal, and her mother has been handsome since she was a child, if she hadn't relied on her scoundrel and spicy energy, I am afraid that she would have been married to the second foolish son of the richest man in the next village by her grandmother!
Although Lan Yuchen has slandered his wife countless times in his heart that she is not a person and is not a qualified mother, but that is only in terms of living expenses.
Since Lan Yuchen can remember, he has had a concept, that is, he will never lose.
This is also the embodiment of his mother's pungency.
Just like smashing the car last night, Lan Yuchen dared to smash it, it was all in his heart. Her mother wouldn't allow him to be bullied.
In short, when you encounter that kind of thing, it's over!
Something happened, there is an old lady to cover you!
"When you are vicious to the world, the world will bow its eyebrows!" was what her mother taught him.
However, apart from him, a few buddies in his dormitory are not so comfortable. Including Liu Nan and Tang Yueyue, they were worried about how to solve the next thing all day.
Of course, his classmates who were depressed on the same day, saw the goddess sitting with a person who slept in class, their hearts were dead, and they didn't understand where they lost after thinking about it for a day!
At noon, Tang Yueyue woke Lan Yuchen up, but in fact, she didn't listen to the class much all morning. In addition to worrying about Liu Mingzhe, she also looked at Lan Yuchen's sleeping face from time to time, for fear that he would accidentally die suddenly and never wake up again!
Of course, Tang Yueyue is a woman after all, so she also has the imagination that a woman has. From the fact that Lan Yuchen would say such a rebellious thing as his mother was dead, this little girl had already made up countless plots in her mind about Lan Yuchen being cruelly treated by her stepmother, and she kept looking at Lan Yuchen all morning, and the more she watched, the more distressed she felt.
"Let's go and eat!" Tang Yueyue looked at Lan Yuchen with a gentle face and said, and by the way, she also handed a tissue with a faint fragrance to Lan Yuchen to wipe her saliva.
"Oh, ...... eating" Lan Yuchen's head was still foggy.
Everyone else looked at him with a hostile expression, but Lan Yuchen wouldn't take these little things to heart, now that he has money in his pocket, and there is a beautiful scumbag girl by his side, he won't be as knowledgeable as these little kids!
Let your eyes be red!
As soon as he arrived at the door, Lan Yuchen suddenly felt a vibration on his thigh, which was his mobile phone ringing. If you can call him, there will be no one else except your mother and father.
Before he entered the class, his mobile phone had been adjusted to vibrate, which is absolutely necessary for a good student who sleeps in class.
"Wait a minute, I'll go ......to the toilet," Lan Yuchen said.
"Okay, then I'll wait for you at the top of the stairs......" Tang Yueyue nodded understandingly.
"Mm-hmm, it's going to be good right ......"
rushed into the toilet in one go, Lan Yuchen took out his mobile phone to go back to his wife while releasing water.
"What the fuck are you doing, it's been a long time to answer the phone? Tell me, are you chatting with a little girl?" At this time, Lan Yuchen inexplicably sounded Tang Yueyue's voice. If Tang Yueyue's voice is as gentle as water, then her mother's voice is also like water, but it is chili water!
"No, the phone was muted just now, and I forgot to turn it on!" Lan Yuchen hurriedly said. Xiao ...... Mom, how was that?"
"It's just a broken president, what else can't be solved...... By the way, son, Mom suddenly remembered a question, have you made up enough for living expenses?"
As soon as Lan Yuchen heard this, according to what he knew about her mother, there was definitely a conspiracy on this issue!
Big conspiracy!
"No, I've been rubbing my classmates for the past few days!" Lan Yuchen wouldn't be stupid enough to say truthfully.
"Well, that's good, you still know how to eat, and your head is not stupid! By the way, I'll tell you something, you should be going to military training in the past two days!"
Huh?
You asked me if I had any living expenses, shouldn't I talk about the solution next?
How did you slip on military training all of a sudden!
But he still followed her words, yes, it should be right away!
In fact, he didn't listen to the lectures at all, and he didn't know what military training was!
"Military training, it is indeed a training person, but you can't eat it now, and the old lady also feels sorry for you, so let the old bald man say hello to that old Liu, and you can be approved not to go...... It is said that the son is a piece of meat that fell from the mother's body, and the old lady also feels sorry for you...... When I think of you being alone outside, you can't eat well and dress badly, and your mother's heart is like a knife......"
If Lan Yuchen hadn't lived with her for so many years, he would have almost been deceived by him.
"Ahem...... Mom, I know you feel sorry for me, thank you for this, but I still hope you will pay me some living expenses......"
"What? What did you just say? The signal on my side is not good......" Empress Dowager Xiao began to act again. "Okay, don't talk about it, by the way, son, I don't have to go to this month of military training for you, in fact, I want you to earn your living expenses for the next four years, come on, son! Mom believes in you! You are the fattest ......."
If it weren't for the orderliness of the elders and young, if it weren't for Lan Yuchen's conviction that he was born to her, he would have burst into foul language!
Although he had already known his mother's shamelessness, Lan Yuchen still felt angry and wanted to kick someone.
Seeing that the old lady hung up the phone, Lan Yuchen immediately called Lao Lan again, because according to the time, at this time, his father should be busy in the kitchen, and his pretentious old lady would never go to the place where the smoke and fire were thick in the kitchen!
The call was answered quickly!
"Dad, I don't need to go to military training, you applied for it?"
"That's right......" Lao Lan's voice over there was obviously lowered, and there was the sound of oil bubbling in the pot next to her. "When the time comes, you can go to Lao Liu to get a list and sign it......
"I'm just going to discuss something with you, I'm not going to get some living expenses, depending on the attitude of the old lady, it is estimated that she will not give me money in the future, so I want to take this opportunity to go around to investigate...... Can you help my classmates apply for one as well?"
"Female?" asked Lao Lan.
"Female!"
"Rich?"
"Very rich!"
"Okay, I'll take care of this, but don't let your wife know......"
"Thank you, Dad!"
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Hanging up the phone, Lan Yuchen thought about it carefully, it seems that he can pretend to be forced again, do you want to take this opportunity to get some wool again?