The heat is scorching, and the air is on fire.

Lan Yuchen squatted in the shade of the tree at the gate of Lu, looking at the pair of boyfriends and girlfriends next to the guard room, standing there stunned and hugging each other and kissing for almost an hour.

Just when Lan Yuchen had already smoked most of the pack of cigarettes, he felt that his legs were sore, his mouth was dry, and his eyes were astringent, and the man and woman were still kissing like they were in the middle of nowhere.

"Damn, it's really boring!" Lan Yuchen stood up, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and muttered a little unwillingly.

gnawing back and forth, I thought I was going to have other hotter actions, what a waste of time.

As the saying goes, men and women are not tired of working together, Lan Yuchen felt that he couldn't consume the two of them, so he simply took out his mobile phone, found the name of "Empress Dowager Xiao" in the address book and dialed it.

It took a long time for the phone to ring, and a lazy voice came from the other side.

"Something to report, nothing to roll up the curtain to retreat!"

After Lan Yuchen scolded the "old witch" in his heart, he said cheaply: "Mom, dear mother, I've been waiting at the school gate for a long time, and everyone is about to turn into salted fish, why don't you call the tuition of your old man?"

"Haven't you called yet?" said the old witch's voice from the microphone, as if she hadn't eaten in hundreds of days. "I'll ask ...... again"

Then Lan Yuchen heard the old witch's roar. "Old bald, this toenail polish is not evenly applied, wipe it off for the old lady and wipe it again......"

Lan Yuchen hurriedly took the phone away, and couldn't help but think of the scene of his old lady lying on the sofa in disheveled clothes, while his father was groveling and holding his wife's two feet like a grandson to wipe nail polish.

"Mom, Mom, the registration is about to end, so you should hurry up......" Lan Yuchen saw that the man and woman who were hugging and kissing were finally separated, the woman covered her mouth, and hurriedly pulled the man who was covering her crotch to leave, and said with some irritation.

As soon as the two of them left, they were really bored at the door.

"Little rabbit, don't you have the right tone? What, do you have an opinion on the old lady? If you have an opinion, you can ...... it."

Lan Yuchen hurriedly put the phone away, he could almost imagine that his mother's words like "I knew you were like this, I should have flushed you in the toilet when you were young" and the like were going to be repeated again like a speech.

After waiting for about three minutes, Lan Yuchen took advantage of his mother's breath and hurriedly said, "Mom, I didn't mean that, it's just that time is running out today, and I have to sign up and go to the dormitory ......."

"Now I know that time is running out with my mother? It's been half a day, and I can't even solve it for a few thousand yuan, and you're embarrassed to tell me that time is running out? Since I was a child, my mother told you that you have to use your brain for everything, use your brain, and your horse is filled with or poop in your brain!"

Lan Yuchen listened to the words of his unreasonable old lady, and he was also half angry, Lao Tzu was definitely exchanged for cosmetics points by this old witch, otherwise how could this old lady be so ruthless to herself?

Since high school, this old lady has let herself find a way to solve her own expenses, except for the tuition fee for the first semester, everything else is earned by herself.

Until now, Lan Yuchen still remembers the words of his mother at that time: "Yuchen, my father and mother are poor, I can't provide you with any good conditions, and I will rely on myself in the future!"

When he said this, Lan Yuchen was standing next to the car, his father was sitting in the main driver, with a serious face, and his mother was lying on the co-pilot, stretching a pair of delicately maintained little feet to the dashboard in front, although the tone was bitter, but Lan Yuchen always felt that when his wife said this, her acting skills were a little worse, at least the most important thing is that they shouldn't drive this stupid fork at all, and they all know that the price of Cullinan is high!

As a result, they are all sophomores in high school, and the class cadres in their own class are still indignant about the fact that they have not come down for applying for poor students.

Fortunately, Lan Yuchen later secretly applied for a sum of money with his father and opened a supermarket at the school gate, and by the first half of his sophomore year, he had already paid back his private money.

By the time Lan Yuchen graduated from high school, he had already opened three supermarkets, and he had earned more than 200,000 yuan.

Seeing that his little life was about to be nourished, but somehow, he was known by the old witch, and everything "naturally" became the old witch's property......

Including the money in Lan Yuchen's card.

It is also called that children are easy to become bad when they have money, and the old lady will save it for you first and marry your daughter-in-law later.

Thinking of this, Lan Yuchen was a burst of qi and blood. This old witch has this shameless ability to say everything that is unreasonable.

If this old witch still has a little conscience, it is that after the college entrance examination, she left two thousand yuan for herself to travel.

Well, I went to Orange Mountain, which is 100 miles away from Luda.

The old witch has a deep obsession with traveling, and this incident has also affected her only son, Lan Yuchen. Although she didn't ask Lan Yuchen whether she was alive or dead, since the second year of junior high school, she forced Lan Yuchen to travel twice a year, and she was very generous with this fee.

However, the two thousand yuan that allowed her to stay in Orange Mountain for a month until the beginning of school before letting herself come back was something that only she could do.

Just when Lan Yuchen was slandering his mother in his heart, a girl came in the distance.

White T-shirt, blue tutu, long smooth and fair legs, white sneakers......

Lan Yuchen swore that he had never seen such a beautiful girl when he was so big, and he felt that his breathing was heavy.

The girl was looking at him and walking straight up to him.

Lan Yuchen's heartbeat was so strong that he had the urge to run away immediately.

His hand was holding the phone tightly, and his palms were sweaty.

"Classmate, do you need any help?" the girl walked up to Lan Yuchen and asked with a smile. Two pear vortices that were so cute that they exploded stirred in Lan Yuchen's eyes and hit his heart.

"I didn't ...... It's okay......" Lan Yuchen felt like a stupid fork......

"Oh, so why don't you go to the dormitory?"

"No, I didn't report it......" Lan Yuchen's legs felt like they were going to tremble like cramps.

"Then why didn't you report it?" the girl asked again, her voice soft as the zongzi eaten during the Dragon Boat Festival.

"I ...... I don't have any money......"

"What?" The girl was obviously a little surprised, she didn't have any money to sign up today, her eyes widened a little, and she blinked a few more times.

Lan Yuchen felt that every time her eyes blinked, her heart rippled like water waves.

"I just have some extra money here, why don't you take it and sign up first?" the girl took off her school bag and actually pulled out a stack of banknotes from the bag.

"No, no, my mother has already helped me fight ......" Lan Yuchen hurriedly waved his hand in a little panic.

"Take it, it's almost noon, hurry up and sign up, there are still a lot of things......" The girl stuffed the money into Lan Yuchen's hand, and then smiled and went to the school.

Before leaving, he waved his hand to Lan Yuchen, and said with a clever smile, "My name is Tang Yueyue, Department of Journalism, remember to pay back the money when the time comes......"

"Oh, okay, okay......" Lan Yuchen's voice was trembling, his head was completely confused, and he didn't even know how to say thank you.

After the girl left, Lan Yuchen sat on the steps next to her, feeling soaked all over her body and prostrating.

His hand shook a little tremblingly, and then he realized that his wife's phone had not hung up.

Lan Yuchen hurriedly picked up the phone, and the roar of the old lady on the phone was overwhelming.

"Mom, Mom, you take a break first, it's not that I didn't speak just now, yes, I saw your daughter-in-law......" Lan Yuchen hurriedly said.

"Daughter-in-law, my son is going to be angry with me, where did I get my daughter-in-law......

"Really, your daughter-in-law gave me all my tuition, why don't you give your grandson a name first......?"

"Dog thing......" There was silence on the phone for a while, obviously Empress Dowager Xiao was also confused by her son's headless words, but she quickly reacted. "The old lady can tell you, be honest with the old lady in school, you are a person with a daughter-in-law, dare to be a scumbag, half-heartedly, the old lady will castrate you directly!"

Lan Yuchen was also stunned.

What?

Do I have a daughter-in-law?

How did I not know?

Besides, if you castrate me, who will give you grandchildren?

looked at the phone again to confirm that he had made a mistake, and the voice was indeed his wife's, Lan Yuchen asked.

"Mom, are you mistaken? I just met my daughter-in-law......

"You don't care, in short, you just remember that you have a daughter-in-law, and you must not hook up with other women. It's not a good end to be a scumbag, the light one is bald, and the heavy one is thunderstorming...... Little bunny, you remember it for me!"

"But...... She's really good-looking...... And she lent me money......"

"Money? Our Lao Lan family is a person who is short of money, you wait for me to transfer it to you immediately, and return it to her as soon as it arrives in seconds...... Remember, there is no good end to being a scumbag, the light one is bald, and the heavy one is thundering and splitting ......'"

After Empress Dowager Xiao finished speaking, she hung up the phone.

Lan Yuchen looked at his mobile phone, recalling his mother's words, there is no good end for scumbags, the light ones are bald, and the heavy ones are thundering, for some reason, the braincase of his own Lao Tzu in the middle of the rich and bright around him comes to mind.