Chapter 6: When I saw Yuchen, I was mistaken for life

"Cut!" Wang Yong raised his middle finger, in this case, even a fool knows that Lan Yuchen has no advantage, and this guy shamelessly wants to invite them to dinner!

I really didn't see it, this product is so thick-skinned!

"I don't care who wins or loses, in short, whoever wins this meal will be invited!" Ding Ning said.

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you don't hurt your harmony!" Konka was reading a thick copy of "History of Journalism".

Lan Yuchen laughed. The minds of these guys, how could he not guess that the intrigue with the Empress Dowager Xiao has grown so big, if he doesn't have the ability to guess people's hearts, how can he live so big?

At this time, he had a general understanding of the personalities of these people.

Zhou Zhou, a literary and artistic youth, a master, can also be said to be a little neurotic, doing his own thing, it is very likely that a certain idea comes up, and he will do everything.

Of course, this kind of person is also what Lan Yuchen admires the most, there is no way, people can read and understand staves......

Ding Ning should be the boss at home, so he will think about it more, just like he just looked a little tense with Liu Nan, Wang Yong's mind is probably gloating, and he can't wait to make as much trouble as possible.

And Ding Ning thinks about not affecting his feelings.

So, he's fit to be a dormitory head!

As for Konka, he is a good boy and has no bad intentions, but he doesn't know much about the world......

Including Liu Nan, this guy's family background should be good, and he should have always been in a kind of existence that is overshadowed by the stars, so although he said polite words on his lips, in his heart, he didn't want others to disobey him.

Strictly speaking, this family has money, and he is a pretending criminal!

It's not bad at heart!

The wool that is not bad in the bottom of my heart and pretends to be a convict is the best!

When Empress Dowager Xiao watched "The Complete Works of Lu Xun" in Lan Yuchen, there was a comment behind a sentence he copied!

At that time, on Lan Yuchen's excerpt book, he wrote earnestly: "I opened the history and checked, this history has no age, and the words 'benevolence, righteousness and morality' are written on each page crookedly." I couldn't fall asleep, and I read it carefully for half the night, and only then did I see the words in the cracks, and there were two words written all over the book: 'eating people'."

And Empress Dowager Xiao took a red pen, crossed out the word "cannibalism", and wrote two words crookedly below!

Earn!

Since then, Lan Yuchen has never copied any sentences, and he has lost interest in going to school, no way, I can't see the word "making money" in the textbook!

And Lan Yuchen also began to slowly learn to "make money" in the minutiae of life!

In addition, for Liu Nan's kind of goods, if you want him to be obedient, you must completely convince him!

If this thing doesn't convince him, in the next four years, it is likely that the entire dormitory will let him pretend to be one, and he will not slip!

Since he was a child, he was tempered out of the mountains by the Empress Dowager Xiao, although Lan Yuchen did not dare to resist, but after all, he also drilled out of the crotch of the Empress Dowager Xiao, and endured the humiliation of the Empress Dowager Xiao's crotch when he was born.

The AC of the entire dormitory, if you want to install it, you have to install it by yourself, not only does it not slip, but you can also rub and rub, which is the pace of the devil......

"Ahem, old Lan ......" At this time, Liu Nan slowly leaned over, took out a pack of "Yuxi", took out a one, handed it to Lan Yuchen, and ordered one himself: "I've always smoked Huazi, but when I didn't come to school, my classmates gave me one, and I couldn't refuse, so I took it out and smoked, this cigarette is a little rough...... By the way, Lao Lan, why do you dare to bet with me? I don't care about this money, I was quite confident, I feel completely crushed by you, but your bad energy makes me feel like I have jumped into a trap......

Gotta get it, this is starting to fit on again!

However, after all, Lan Yuchen was also the founder of a supermarket chain, although there were only three supermarkets in the chain and it was only a few months, but this did not affect his "forced" field at all!

Slowly smoked a cigarette, and said with a confused look: "I don't know her." Except for being a little better than you in terms of appearance, nothing else has an advantage......"

As soon as Liu Nan heard that this product was said to be a little better than himself, he was immediately unhappy. , is it Liang Jingru who gave you the courage? Let you dare to say that? Even if you don't look in the mirror and the kidney stones can't urinate, you can let me pee on you and look in the mirror!

However, Liu Nan, who is also an AC Dao person, endured it and didn't interrupt him, let him continue to pretend!

"However, girls who have just entered college are still relatively simple, and the choice of objects is also based on faces, so on the face, I will win you!"

Liu Nan's face was pale, and he endured it very hard.

"Say!"

Fuck, I thought this guy was a good bird, pretending to be like that, even the hair on his forehead grew!

Lao Tzu just endure it! When I say this in Liu Nan, it is the truth, but if you say it in your mouth, it will only make people feel ridiculous!

"Ahem, in addition, chasing girls still requires some skills, which I have once received guidance from experts. I still remember that when I was in high school, there was a saying in the school, that is, my skills in picking up girls were ......"

"What's that?"

"When I saw Yuchen, I was mistaken for life...... Ahh

"Vomit ......" Liu Nan is still holding on, but Wang Yong over there can't stand it anymore!

But Lan Yuchen didn't care at all, looked at Wang Yong and said: "What, big brother, are you not convinced? If you are not convinced, you can also bet, you can also bet another 5,000, and pay according to the money, eat according to the money, pay according to the money, and pay ......."

"I'm not interested!" Wang Yong shook his head.

Lan Yuchen raised his middle finger at him, and then patted Liu Nan's shoulder and said: "You call me Lao Lan, then I will shout at you Xiao Yanagi, Xiao Yanagi, you are still too young and impulsive, see it, even the second fool knows that he will lose when he bets with me, and he doesn't dare to bet, only you are still pretending to be big-headed, stupid or not!"

"!" Wang Yong and Liu Nan shouted at the same time.

Konka and Ding Ning over there were already laughing.

Lan Yuchen looked at Wang Yong and said, "Right, two fools?"

"Your second uncle!"

"Don't fix those useless ones! Tell me why?" Liu Nan wanted to know the answer.

"You won't believe what I said, so let's just do it, tomorrow the two of us will always be together, you go to talk first, I'll talk later, of course, when I talk, you can listen nearby...... Let my brother teach you how to pick up girls......"

There was another sentence, Lan Yuchen didn't say. When you talked, I didn't listen, you talked too much, I didn't admit it, I didn't hear it, if you have the ability, you go to Tang Yueyue to testify, I don't believe it, you dare to tell Tang Yueyue to take a bet with her.

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In the afternoon, Lan Yuchen didn't go out, and Liu Nan and Ding Ning went out to work for half a day. Liu Nan didn't know what to do, but Ding Ning said that he went to a college next door to carry luggage for his female classmates!

Wang Yong and Kang Jia are holding novels, and the other is holding the history of journalism, and they are watching the world upside down!

Lan Yuchen pretended to be 13 in the afternoon, and he didn't dare to move when he was lying on the bed...... I'm hungry, I haven't eaten for a day, I really don't know if I can make it until the evening to eat......

It seemed like a century had passed, and Konka had finally finished her diligence, stood up and packed up, and was ready to go to the cafeteria to eat!

"Ahem, Konka, help me bring a meal back, I don't want to go out...... Feel free, I'll eat whatever you want...... I'll help you bring ...... tomorrow," Wang said.

Lan Yuchen's words were all between his teeth, and Nima was taken first by Wang Yong, and the key was that it was exactly the same as what he was going to say. You can't even make a mistake with punctuation!

But there was no way, he had to follow up and say: "By the way, bring mine with you, it's been a busy day, I'm too tired!"

Kang Jia was a good girl, but he was easy to talk to, and nodded: "Then I'll take it casually!"

When Kang Jia left, Lan Yuchen breathed a sigh of relief, paralyzed, the money was only enough to pay Tang Yueyue, he couldn't move, and he would have to pretend to be forced tomorrow......

Lying in bed at night, when he was ready to sleep, Lan Yuchen was full of rice and rice, and tomorrow was another day of pretending to be forced, not bad......