Chapter 246: Jiang Zhe, go and change sex
Zhang Yifei and others drove to the gymnasium, and there was already a sea of people in front of the square, and many fans waved banners and shouted Ren Xuanyue's name with a fanatical face, hoarse.
Zhang Yifei was taken aback by the scene in front of him, is this newcomer or superstar?
There is still a period of time after leaving the scene, Zhang Yifei and they got out of the car and prepared to enter the museum directly, there are many policemen and security guards standing around at the door, so many people gather, it is a headache for the police, in case something happens, or a stampede, the police will be unlucky, the crowd is excited, elated, but the police and security guards are trembling, like facing a big enemy.
Zhang Yifei and the three of them walked to the main entrance of the gymnasium, where there were several security gates, Jiang Zhe handed the ticket in, and when Meteor was just about to enter, the security door rang dripping.
The security guard reached out to Meteor: "Take out the metal object." ”
Meteor rummaged through his pockets and eventually pulled out a lighter.
"You don't want to bring this stuff in. ”
"That's not good, this one was given to me by my girlfriend who just got it. ”
"You either don't watch the concert or you choose to throw him away. ”
Zhang Yifei looked at the meteor helplessly and said, "Brother, don't you just get a lighter, brother will give you a car another day." ”
"No, this means different, you don't know, the woman said, the next time you go to Wuyun together, this is the voucher. ”
Zhang Yifei was speechless.
"Wait for me for a few minutes. As soon as the meteor's words fell, the person had already jumped out.
I saw the meteor bending over, tiptoeing towards the flower bed, planning to dig a hole in the soil to bury the lighter, and come back to get it after the concert.
Jiang Zhe and Zhang Yifei glanced at each other, and they both saw helplessness in each other's eyes, this second goods......
As he was shaving, the meteor suddenly felt a change in the aura around him...... As soon as he looked up, three policemen were a few meters away from him, and surrounded him in a zigzag shape, the three of them had nervous and solemn expressions, sweating profusely, two people held guns in their hands and pointed at meteors, and one of them slowly held the electric baton on his waist.
The meteor fluttered for a moment, and then his feet were clamped, and the urine was almost scared out.
What the is this?Meteor was terrified...... The situation was a little critical, and Meteor straightened up and grinned at the three policemen, revealing a smile that he himself considered kind but the police thought was resolute.
"This is a lighter, not a bomb......"
"Raise your hands and put what you have in your hands. ”
Meteor hurriedly did as the other party said after hearing this, bending down and putting down the lighter.
One of them stepped forward to pick up the lighter on the ground, examined it carefully, and almost dismantled it to pieces, only to make sure that Meteor was not lying.
Meteor looked at a pile of parts of the lighter and wanted to cry without tears.
Just then, one of them took out the walkie-talkie and said, "The alarm is off." ”
There was a pull on the intercom, and a cold voice came: "Sniper received." ”
Meteor trembled, damn even the blocker, is this a fucking concert? Fortunately, I didn't resist just now, otherwise it would have become a sieve now.
"Yifei, is this a concert?"
"yes!"
"How can there be a sniper?"
"Who the fuck am I asking?"
"Your mother is so willing to do her job, she even uses a blocker, and it looks like a war. ”
Zhang Yifei sighed softly, the reason why Qi Yuting did this, of course Zhang Yifei understands that Yanjing is very chaotic now, who knows if anyone will take this opportunity to catch fish in troubled waters.
And Qi Yuting has already treated Ren Xuanyue as a daughter-in-law, Shao Ningdi has already had an incident, if something happens to this, then ......
So Qi Yuting asked for a few snipers from Zhao Lingyue's hands, as well as special forces to patrol back and forth around.
So this is the scene where the meteor just happened.
"Pity my lighter, what am I going to explain to that woman this time. Meteor looked at the parts of the lighter in his hand with a sad face.
"Brother can't help it, I knew that I would reveal my identity. Zhang Yifei patted Meteor's shoulder and said softly.
Meteor looked at Zhang Yifei with an angry face: "Damn, if Lao Tzu's happiness is ruined in your hands, I won't fuck with you." ”
Zhang Yifei was stunned for a moment, looked at the lighter in Meteor's hand and asked, "This is your love token?"
"Or what do you think this is? Meteor said with a crying voice.
"Brother, you use a lighter as a token of love, throughout the ages, I'm afraid you are the first person. Jiang Zhe gave a thumbs up to the meteor.
"When did you find a girlfriend? Why don't I know? Don't you like young women anymore?"
Jiang Zhe explained on the side: "You look at meteors too much, he is looking for a girlfriend, but he is still a young woman!"
Zhang Yifei has a black line on his face, it is absolutely amazing to be a meteor, even his wife likes others to develop it for him, what else can you say.
Looking at the expressions of the two, Meteor said angrily: "What's wrong with the young woman? Lao Tzu loves the young woman, you can find one if you have the ability, and the guy who hasn't even opened the bud still has the face to laugh at me." ”
Meteor's words instantly made Jiang Zhe's face drop: "Fuck your sister, Lao Tzu doesn't open the bag to close your hanging." ”
"Fuck your uncle, if it's not for my brother, can I care about you?" Suddenly Meteor looked at Jiang Zhe with a serious face and asked: "Brother, tell me the truth, are you the one who can't do it, if so, don't be shy, now that medicine is so developed, it will definitely be able to cure you......"
Jiang Zhe's face turned blue and white, black and green, as if he was acting in a movie, and Zhang Yifei was stunned when he watched it.
"Meteor, I see that your skin is itchy again. Jiang Zhe gritted his teeth and said.
Seeing Jiang Zhe's hideous appearance, Meteor hurriedly ran to Zhang Yifei's side and asked, "Yifei, is he not capable of that, if so, you persuade him, even if the hospital can't cure it, don't worry." ”
The corners of Zhang Yifei's mouth twitched slightly: "Why?"
"Now the technology is too fucking developed, women become men, men become women, Jiang Zhe goes to be a back, a standard beauty, and when she turns around, she will definitely fascinate thousands of sentient beings, and you can still ......enjoy it," Meteor chattered endlessly.
didn't notice that Jiang Zhe's face was getting darker and darker, while Zhang Yifei was holding back a smile.
"Is that really going to work?"
Meteor patted his fierce chest and said: "As long as Jiang Zhe agrees, this matter will be left to me, I will contact him with the best doctor in the world to operate on him, and I will also pay for him." ”
At this moment, the meteor has a backbone of going up the knife mountain and going down the sea of fire for his brother without frowning.
"There won't be any problems, right?" Zhang Yifei asked shamelessly.
"Brother, it's not me saying you, you should take a look on the Internet, one of the most popular videos on the Internet right now ............" Meteor began to chatter again.
And Jiang Zhe was already in tears at the moment, who the fuck did he provoke today?
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